- PICK 2024 Round 2 (from Hunter) → Mike Evans, pick 18
- PICK 2024 Round 4 (from Hunter) → Michael Pittman, pick 38
- WR CeeDee Lamb 166.5 pts · 9 st
- RB Travis Etienne 83.1 pts · 8 st
249.6 starter pts rest of season
Manager · S3–S13 · since 2016
Kirking my Crank · S13 team name
1 championship S9
Champion Runner-up Third Playoffs Missed Last place * current seed
| Season | Team name | W-L | PF | PA | PPG | vs avg | Seed | Finish | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S13 2026 | Kirking my Crank | 2-3 | 605.82 | 595.66 | 121.16 | +8.4 | 5 | — | In progress |
| S12 2025 | Gooning for Glory | 7-7 | 1,542.76 | 1,490.68 | 110.20 | +0.3 | 5 | 4th | Lost semifinal |
| S11 2024 | Plz Save My Season, Josh | 11-3 | 1,619.78 | 1,459.72 | 115.70 | +4.9 | 1 | 3rd | Third place |
| S10 2023 | CeeDeez Nuts | 6-8 | 1,528.34 | 1,551.30 | 109.17 | 0.0 | 7 | 7th | Missed playoffs |
| S9 2022 | You Did It Christian | 8-6 | 1,540.38 | 1,491.50 | 110.03 | −0.7 | 5 | 1st | Champion |
| S8 2021 | Big BUSStin’ Ekeler | 8-6 | 1,623.72 | 1,544.68 | 115.98 | +3.2 | 4 | 5th | Lost quarterfinal |
| S7 2020 | D.K. DiS DiCk | 7-6 | 1,455.62 | 1,395.16 | 111.97 | −1.2 | 5 | 6th | Lost quarterfinal |
| S6 2019 | DoesPeeStandingUp | 6-7 | 1,534.64 | 1,582.18 | 118.05 | −0.6 | 6 | 3rd | Third place |
| S5 2018 | CommishKilla | 9-4 | 1,708.90 | 1,680.54 | 131.45 | +5.9 | 2 | 3rd | Third place |
| S4 2017 | Fake Fucking News ! | 9-4 | 1,278.42 | 1,118.94 | 98.34 | +10.2 | 3 | 5th | Lost quarterfinal |
| S3 2016 | Obama founded isis | 9-4 | 1,134.30 | 1,014.86 | 87.25 | −7.2 | 3 | 5th | Lost quarterfinal |
| Career | 82-58 | 15,573 | 14,925 | 111.23 | 4.2 | 9 playoff trips |
Best against Ethan (6-1) . Toughest opponent: Abe (7-11) .
| Opponent | Games | W-L | Win % | Avg score | Playoffs | Last meeting | Streak | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| | 22 | 18-4 | .818 | 113.3–98.9 | 1-0 | Win 119.56–94.08 S13 · Week 2 | W 1 | Rivalry → |
| | 21 | 9-12 | .429 | 111.4–115.8 | 2-2 | Loss 98.30–125.02 S12 · Semifinal | L 1 | Rivalry → |
| | 20 | 8-12 | .400 | 109.7–108.8 | 0-3 | Loss 106.12–119.22 S13 · Week 3 | L 1 | Rivalry → |
| | 19 | 13-6 | .684 | 114.4–103.8 | 1-1 | Loss 121.82–128.86 S13 · Week 1 | L 2 | Rivalry → |
| | 18 | 11-7 | .611 | 117.4–121.3 | 2-1 | Win 118.84–74.50 S12 · Week 10 | W 5 | Rivalry → |
| | 18 | 7-11 | .389 | 111.0–116.0 | 1-0 | Loss 115.74–174.26 S13 · Week 5 | L 1 | Rivalry → |
| | 17 | 11-6 | .647 | 116.5–111.2 | 2-1 | Win 118.14–106.34 S12 · Week 14 | W 1 | Rivalry → |
| | 9 | 4-5 | .444 | 105.1–94.2 | 0-1 | Win 142.58–79.24 S13 · Week 4 | W 1 | Rivalry → |
| | 8 | 5-3 | .625 | 102.3–106.8 | 1-1 | Win 155.14–128.92 S8 · Week 14 | W 2 | Rivalry → |
| | 7 | 6-1 | .857 | 105.8–96.4 | 1-0 | Win 141.22–96.82 S12 · Quarterfinal | W 1 | Rivalry → |
| Carl | 3 | 3-0 | 1.000 | 108.5–58.2 | — | Win 108.04–48.00 S4 · Week 5 | W 3 | Rivalry → |
| Connor | 1 | 0-1 | .000 | 86.0–91.4 | — | Loss 86.00–91.44 S3 · Week 7 | L 1 | Rivalry → |
All games, including playoffs and the Toilet Bowl.
| W-L | Win % | PPG | Opp PPG | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Regular season | 82-58 | .586 | 111.23 | 106.61 |
| Playoffs | 11-10 | .524 | 112.58 | 115.66 |
| Toilet Bowl | 2-0 | 1.000 | 136.52 | 101.62 |
| All games | 95-68 | .583 | 111.72 | 107.71 |
11-10 in 9 appearances. Toilet Bowl games not included.
| Season | Round | Opponent | Res | Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S12 2025 | 3rd place game | | Loss | 112.32 –113.90 |
| S12 2025 | Semifinal | | Loss | 98.30 –125.02 |
| S12 2025 | Quarterfinal | | Win | 141.22 –96.82 |
| S11 2024 | 3rd place game | | Win | 117.78 –111.46 |
| S11 2024 | Semifinal | | Loss | 126.76 –161.90 |
| S9 2022 | Championship | | Win | 130.80 –109.08 |
| S9 2022 | Semifinal | | Win | 118.66 –88.78 |
| S9 2022 | Quarterfinal | | Win | 155.38 –141.56 |
| S8 2021 | 5th place game | | Win | 113.10 –105.94 |
| S8 2021 | Quarterfinal | | Loss | 84.08 –154.60 |
| S7 2020 | 5th place game | | Loss | 90.02 –127.82 |
| S7 2020 | Quarterfinal | | Loss | 82.88 –171.22 |
| S6 2019 | 3rd place game | | Win | 121.06 –100.96 |
| S6 2019 | Semifinal | | Loss | 111.80 –144.42 |
| S6 2019 | Quarterfinal | | Win | 97.30 –92.02 |
| S5 2018 | 3rd place game | | Win | 180.48 –85.44 |
| S5 2018 | Semifinal | | Loss | 89.58 –107.72 |
| S4 2017 | 5th place game | | Win | 121.84 –92.28 |
| S4 2017 | Quarterfinal | | Loss | 79.44 –94.12 |
| S3 2016 | 5th place game | | Win | 111.66 –108.42 |
| S3 2016 | Quarterfinal | | Loss | 79.70 –95.48 |
| Season | Game | Opponent | Res | Score | Margin |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S13 | Wk 5 | | Loss | 115.74 –174.26 | −58.52 |
| S13 | Wk 4 | | Win | 142.58 –79.24 | +63.34 |
| S13 | Wk 3 | | Loss | 106.12 –119.22 | −13.10 |
| S13 | Wk 2 | | Win | 119.56 –94.08 | +25.48 |
| S13 | Wk 1 | | Loss | 121.82 –128.86 | −7.04 |
| S12 | 3rd place game | | Loss | 112.32 –113.90 | −1.58 |
| S12 | Semifinal | | Loss | 98.30 –125.02 | −26.72 |
| S12 | Quarterfinal | | Win | 141.22 –96.82 | +44.40 |
| S12 | Wk 14 | | Win | 118.14 –106.34 | +11.80 |
| S12 | Wk 13 | | Loss | 110.72 –128.44 | −17.72 |
| S12 | Wk 12 | | Loss | 80.52 –127.26 | −46.74 |
| S12 | Wk 11 | | Win | 140.68 –107.04 | +33.64 |
| S12 | Wk 10 | | Win | 118.84 –74.50 | +44.34 |
| S12 | Wk 9 | | Win | 115.62 –68.96 | +46.66 |
| S12 | Wk 8 | | Win | 143.92 –85.00 | +58.92 |
| S12 | Wk 7 | | Loss | 66.14 –143.32 | −77.18 |
| S12 | Wk 6 | | Loss | 70.70 –80.22 | −9.52 |
| S12 | Wk 5 | | Loss | 115.72 –122.98 | −7.26 |
| S12 | Wk 4 | | Win | 141.16 –80.30 | +60.86 |
| S12 | Wk 3 | | Loss | 100.32 –125.40 | −25.08 |
| S12 | Wk 2 | | Loss | 96.52 –122.68 | −26.16 |
| S12 | Wk 1 | | Win | 123.76 –118.24 | +5.52 |
| S11 | 3rd place game | | Win | 117.78 –111.46 | +6.32 |
| S11 | Semifinal | | Loss | 126.76 –161.90 | −35.14 |
| S11 | Wk 14 | | Loss | 134.28 –145.90 | −11.62 |
| S11 | Wk 13 | | Win | 155.62 –119.92 | +35.70 |
| S11 | Wk 12 | | Loss | 87.16 –95.00 | −7.84 |
| S11 | Wk 11 | | Win | 133.78 –99.18 | +34.60 |
| S11 | Wk 10 | | Win | 102.10 –84.42 | +17.68 |
| S11 | Wk 9 | | Win | 133.90 –102.26 | +31.64 |
| S11 | Wk 8 | | Win | 125.82 –122.82 | +3.00 |
| S11 | Wk 7 | | Win | 107.92 –57.76 | +50.16 |
| S11 | Wk 6 | | Win | 113.30 –104.52 | +8.78 |
| S11 | Wk 5 | | Win | 107.74 –104.54 | +3.20 |
| S11 | Wk 4 | | Loss | 77.30 –122.42 | −45.12 |
| S11 | Wk 3 | | Win | 123.12 –90.28 | +32.84 |
| S11 | Wk 2 | | Win | 110.06 –104.36 | +5.70 |
| S11 | Wk 1 | | Win | 107.68 –106.34 | +1.34 |
| S10 | 7th place game | | Win | 140.60 –135.84 | +4.76 |
| S10 | Toilet Bowl | | Win | 132.44 –67.40 | +65.04 |
| S10 | Wk 14 | | Win | 125.52 –66.34 | +59.18 |
| S10 | Wk 13 | | Loss | 74.48 –154.52 | −80.04 |
| S10 | Wk 12 | | Loss | 95.98 –106.86 | −10.88 |
| S10 | Wk 11 | | Loss | 119.24 –150.68 | −31.44 |
| S10 | Wk 10 | | Win | 112.68 –97.02 | +15.66 |
| S10 | Wk 9 | | Loss | 102.84 –111.18 | −8.34 |
| S10 | Wk 8 | | Win | 139.56 –103.06 | +36.50 |
| S10 | Wk 7 | | Win | 121.70 –84.94 | +36.76 |
| S10 | Wk 6 | | Loss | 93.62 –131.76 | −38.14 |
| S10 | Wk 5 | | Win | 117.38 –107.38 | +10.00 |
| S10 | Wk 4 | | Loss | 101.20 –108.00 | −6.80 |
| S10 | Wk 3 | | Loss | 104.16 –146.60 | −42.44 |
| S10 | Wk 2 | | Loss | 115.34 –130.10 | −14.76 |
| S10 | Wk 1 | | Win | 104.64 –52.86 | +51.78 |
| S9 | Championship | | Win | 130.80 –109.08 | +21.72 |
| S9 | Semifinal | | Win | 118.66 –88.78 | +29.88 |
| S9 | Quarterfinal | | Win | 155.38 –141.56 | +13.82 |
| S9 | Wk 14 | | Loss | 109.40 –113.78 | −4.38 |
| S9 | Wk 13 | | Loss | 94.54 –100.52 | −5.98 |
| S9 | Wk 12 | | Win | 127.26 –119.14 | +8.12 |
| S9 | Wk 11 | | Win | 123.12 –104.90 | +18.22 |
| S9 | Wk 10 | | Win | 101.68 –81.02 | +20.66 |
| S9 | Wk 9 | | Loss | 78.82 –80.30 | −1.48 |
| S9 | Wk 8 | | Win | 138.58 –97.54 | +41.04 |
| S9 | Wk 7 | | Win | 106.30 –93.86 | +12.44 |
| S9 | Wk 6 | | Loss | 84.20 –102.58 | −18.38 |
| S9 | Wk 5 | | Loss | 108.36 –137.76 | −29.40 |
| S9 | Wk 4 | | Win | 131.66 –105.82 | +25.84 |
| S9 | Wk 3 | | Win | 126.82 –102.16 | +24.66 |
| S9 | Wk 2 | | Win | 123.52 –122.72 | +0.80 |
| S9 | Wk 1 | | Loss | 86.12 –129.40 | −43.28 |
| S8 | 5th place game | | Win | 113.10 –105.94 | +7.16 |
| S8 | Quarterfinal | | Loss | 84.08 –154.60 | −70.52 |
| S8 | Wk 14 | | Win | 155.14 –128.92 | +26.22 |
| S8 | Wk 13 | | Win | 137.22 –113.40 | +23.82 |
| S8 | Wk 12 | | Loss | 116.90 –121.02 | −4.12 |
| S8 | Wk 11 | | Win | 115.24 –88.40 | +26.84 |
| S8 | Wk 10 | | Win | 123.34 –105.30 | +18.04 |
| S8 | Wk 9 | | Loss | 97.38 –105.90 | −8.52 |
| S8 | Wk 8 | | Loss | 98.04 –110.42 | −12.38 |
| S8 | Wk 7 | | Loss | 93.84 –107.80 | −13.96 |
| S8 | Wk 6 | | Win | 142.50 –121.08 | +21.42 |
| S8 | Wk 5 | | Win | 138.08 –127.80 | +10.28 |
| S8 | Wk 4 | | Loss | 105.22 –132.02 | −26.80 |
| S8 | Wk 3 | | Win | 102.32 –80.72 | +21.60 |
| S8 | Wk 2 | | Loss | 77.08 –88.02 | −10.94 |
| S8 | Wk 1 | | Win | 121.42 –113.88 | +7.54 |
| S7 | 5th place game | | Loss | 90.02 –127.82 | −37.80 |
| S7 | Quarterfinal | | Loss | 82.88 –171.22 | −88.34 |
| S7 | Wk 13 | | Loss | 97.16 –108.20 | −11.04 |
| S7 | Wk 12 | | Loss | 105.20 –143.70 | −38.50 |
| S7 | Wk 11 | | Win | 122.88 –119.82 | +3.06 |
| S7 | Wk 10 | | Loss | 99.38 –108.56 | −9.18 |
| S7 | Wk 9 | | Win | 127.94 –97.84 | +30.10 |
| S7 | Wk 8 | | Win | 120.64 –73.50 | +47.14 |
| S7 | Wk 7 | | Loss | 77.52 –123.56 | −46.04 |
| S7 | Wk 6 | | Loss | 70.18 –117.14 | −46.96 |
| S7 | Wk 5 | | Win | 154.52 –59.92 | +94.60 |
| S7 | Wk 4 | | Win | 104.50 –100.24 | +4.26 |
| S7 | Wk 3 | | Win | 119.40 –92.82 | +26.58 |
| S7 | Wk 2 | | Loss | 122.52 –126.88 | −4.36 |
| S7 | Wk 1 | | Win | 133.78 –122.98 | +10.80 |
| S6 | 3rd place game | | Win | 121.06 –100.96 | +20.10 |
| S6 | Semifinal | | Loss | 111.80 –144.42 | −32.62 |
| S6 | Quarterfinal | | Win | 97.30 –92.02 | +5.28 |
| S6 | Wk 13 | | Loss | 90.96 –110.08 | −19.12 |
| S6 | Wk 12 | | Loss | 105.36 –151.72 | −46.36 |
| S6 | Wk 11 | | Win | 132.44 –120.84 | +11.60 |
| S6 | Wk 10 | | Loss | 123.94 –137.88 | −13.94 |
| S6 | Wk 9 | | Win | 128.60 –97.04 | +31.56 |
| S6 | Wk 8 | | Loss | 145.98 –153.60 | −7.62 |
| S6 | Wk 7 | | Win | 97.78 –94.62 | +3.16 |
| S6 | Wk 6 | | Win | 102.52 –99.54 | +2.98 |
| S6 | Wk 5 | | Win | 124.56 –110.26 | +14.30 |
| S6 | Wk 4 | | Win | 157.58 –72.70 | +84.88 |
| S6 | Wk 3 | | Loss | 94.84 –110.84 | −16.00 |
| S6 | Wk 2 | | Loss | 112.82 –132.62 | −19.80 |
| S6 | Wk 1 | | Loss | 117.26 –190.44 | −73.18 |
| S5 | 3rd place game | | Win | 180.48 –85.44 | +95.04 |
| S5 | Semifinal | | Loss | 89.58 –107.72 | −18.14 |
| S5 | Wk 13 | | Loss | 111.12 –132.54 | −21.42 |
| S5 | Wk 12 | | Win | 157.12 –117.24 | +39.88 |
| S5 | Wk 11 | | Win | 143.88 –139.00 | +4.88 |
| S5 | Wk 10 | | Win | 148.42 –133.80 | +14.62 |
| S5 | Wk 9 | | Win | 148.52 –115.24 | +33.28 |
| S5 | Wk 8 | | Loss | 114.96 –170.56 | −55.60 |
| S5 | Wk 7 | | Win | 121.80 –98.96 | +22.84 |
| S5 | Wk 6 | | Loss | 132.38 –162.00 | −29.62 |
| S5 | Wk 5 | | Loss | 110.00 –117.76 | −7.76 |
| S5 | Wk 4 | | Win | 137.80 –126.06 | +11.74 |
| S5 | Wk 3 | | Win | 132.60 –121.74 | +10.86 |
| S5 | Wk 2 | | Win | 121.46 –119.86 | +1.60 |
| S5 | Wk 1 | | Win | 128.84 –125.78 | +3.06 |
| S4 | 5th place game | | Win | 121.84 –92.28 | +29.56 |
| S4 | Quarterfinal | | Loss | 79.44 –94.12 | −14.68 |
| S4 | Wk 13 | | Win | 110.36 –73.70 | +36.66 |
| S4 | Wk 12 | | Loss | 102.84 –127.08 | −24.24 |
| S4 | Wk 11 | | Win | 102.60 –102.00 | +0.60 |
| S4 | Wk 10 | | Win | 94.86 –86.82 | +8.04 |
| S4 | Wk 9 | | Loss | 74.32 –89.00 | −14.68 |
| S4 | Wk 8 | | Loss | 90.36 –93.42 | −3.06 |
| S4 | Wk 7 | | Win | 96.64 –68.46 | +28.18 |
| S4 | Wk 6 | | Win | 103.70 –86.26 | +17.44 |
| S4 | Wk 5 | Carl | Win | 108.04 –48.00 | +60.04 |
| S4 | Wk 4 | | Win | 97.22 –86.26 | +10.96 |
| S4 | Wk 3 | | Loss | 79.80 –91.30 | −11.50 |
| S4 | Wk 2 | | Win | 117.04 –83.22 | +33.82 |
| S4 | Wk 1 | | Win | 100.64 –83.42 | +17.22 |
| S3 | 5th place game | | Win | 111.66 –108.42 | +3.24 |
| S3 | Quarterfinal | | Loss | 79.70 –95.48 | −15.78 |
| S3 | Wk 13 | Carl | Win | 104.28 –61.08 | +43.20 |
| S3 | Wk 12 | | Win | 91.94 –90.74 | +1.20 |
| S3 | Wk 11 | | Win | 86.98 –76.28 | +10.70 |
| S3 | Wk 10 | | Win | 94.56 –62.60 | +31.96 |
| S3 | Wk 9 | | Win | 114.88 –73.30 | +41.58 |
| S3 | Wk 8 | | Win | 86.42 –67.78 | +18.64 |
| S3 | Wk 7 | Connor | Loss | 86.00 –91.44 | −5.44 |
| S3 | Wk 6 | | Win | 62.10 –58.36 | +3.74 |
| S3 | Wk 5 | | Loss | 79.48 –98.20 | −18.72 |
| S3 | Wk 4 | Carl | Win | 113.16 –65.38 | +47.78 |
| S3 | Wk 3 | | Loss | 78.12 –88.48 | −10.36 |
| S3 | Wk 2 | | Win | 81.36 –74.42 | +6.94 |
| S3 | Wk 1 | | Loss | 55.02 –106.80 | −51.78 |
Most points as a starter for Matt in the season he was drafted.
15 trades since Sleeper took over in 2019.
249.6 starter pts rest of season
94.6 starter pts rest of season
34.0 starter pts rest of season
210.1 starter pts rest of season
284.4 starter pts rest of season
16.2 starter pts rest of season
134.6 starter pts rest of season
152.1 starter pts rest of season
224.7 starter pts rest of season
45.7 starter pts rest of season
151.3 starter pts rest of season
197.9 starter pts rest of season
Points for team = points scored in this team’s starting lineup this season.
| Player | Status | Acquired | Pts for team |
|---|---|---|---|
| QB Jared Goff DET | Bench | Drafted | 115.0 |
| QB Jalen Hurts PHI “Baby dont Hurts me” | Starting | Drafted | 83.0 |
| QB Jordan Love GB | Bench | Waivers | 0.0 |
| RB James Cook BUF “Let James Cook” | Starting | Keeper | 82.3 |
| RB Bhayshul Tuten JAX “Tuten my pants” | Starting | Drafted | 54.7 |
| RB Rhamondre Stevenson NE | Starting | Drafted | 45.8 |
| RB Chase Brown CIN “Pound Town Brown” | Bench | Keeper | 41.0 |
| RB Emanuel Wilson SEA | Starting | Waivers | 36.6 |
| RB Kenny Gainwell TB | Bench | Drafted | 15.8 |
| WR CeeDee Lamb DAL “CeeDeez Nutz” | Starting | Drafted | 76.1 |
| WR Matthew Golden GB “Golden Shower” | Starting | Drafted | 54.3 |
| WR Tee Higgins CIN “Hee Tiggins” | Bench | Drafted | 48.3 |
| WR Emeka Egbuka TB | Starting | Keeper | 32.3 |
| WR A.J. Brown NE “Bitch ass Brown” | IR | Drafted | 2.6 |
| WR Tyreek Hill | Bench | Free agent | 0.0 |
| TE Dallas Goedert PHI | Starting | Drafted | 23.9 |
| TE Brenton Strange JAX | Bench | Free agent | 16.3 |
| K Evan McPherson CIN | Starting | Drafted | 54.0 |
| DEF Seattle Seahawks SEA | Starting | Drafted | 44.0 |