Season 9 · 2022

Week 16: 5th place game

The week

Playoffs

5th place game

QB Josh Allen BUF 24.98
QB Justin Herbert LAC “Busted Pervert” 6.50
RB Nick Chubb CLE 10.20
RB Rhamondre Stevenson NE 1.30
RB David Montgomery CHI 6.40
RB Jamaal Williams DET 1.40
WR Tyreek Hill MIA 10.30
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL “PeePee Slam” 24.00
WR Christian Watson GB 4.90
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown DET 7.60
WR Brandon Aiyuk SF 8.10
WR Mike Williams LAC “The Glass Man” 7.60
TE Greg Dulcich DEN 9.90
TE Dallas Goedert PHI “Phallus Gaysquirt” 6.70
FLX AJ Dillon RB · GB 10.80
FLX Tony Pollard RB · DAL “Zeke’s Father” 8.00
FLX James Conner RB · ARI 18.00
FLX D'Onta Foreman RB · CAR “D'Monsta Foreskin” 22.50
K Nick Folk NE 0.00
K Harrison Butker KC “Harry But(tfuc)ker” 7.00
DEF New Orleans Saints NO 8.00
DEF Buffalo Bills BUF 10.00
Bench 48.30 17.00
RB Tyler Allgeier ATL 11.70
WR Darius Slayton NYG 7.90
WR Curtis Samuel WAS 11.40
RB Antonio Gibson WAS 3.10
WR DJ Chark DET 10.80
RB Kareem Hunt CLE 2.20
RB Jeff Wilson SF 10.00
WR Van Jefferson LAR 1.90
WR Mike Evans TB 2.90
RB Pierre Strong NE 1.00
WR Elijah Moore NYJ 1.50
TE Juwan Johnson NO 0.90
RB Jordan Mason SF 0.00

Abe: best possible 126.08 (left 14.50 on the bench, 88% efficient) · Asher: best possible 110.90 (left 8.30 on the bench, 93% efficient)

Semifinal

QB Dak Prescott DAL 28.98
QB Justin Fields CHI 9.86
RB Miles Sanders PHI 5.10
RB Austin Ekeler LAC “Your Dad ” 19.90
RB J.K. Dobbins BAL 5.90
RB Christian McCaffrey CAR “Comeback Christian Complete” 11.80
WR A.J. Brown PHI 10.30
WR Tee Higgins CIN “Pee Wiggins” 18.80
WR Rashid Shaheed NO 4.10
WR Garrett Wilson NYJ 1.00
WR Davante Adams LV 1.50
WR DJ Moore CAR “Daddy DJ” 15.10
TE Evan Engram JAX 11.30
TE George Kittle SF “Glizzy Gleorge” 24.00
FLX Travis Etienne RB · JAX 11.20
FLX Donovan Peoples-Jones WR · CLE “Donovan Dick-Jangles ” 0.20
FLX Aaron Jones RB · GB 3.40
FLX Latavius Murray RB 6.00
K Tyler Bass BUF 3.00
K Justin Tucker BAL “Justin Fucker” 9.00
DEF Tennessee Titans TEN 4.00
DEF Cleveland Browns CLE “Cleveland Steamers ” 3.00
Bench 49.30 74.40
QB Geno Smith SEA 13.20
QB Jared Goff DET 25.70
RB Rachaad White TB 11.30
RB James Cook BUF 16.80
RB Isiah Pacheco KC 9.00
DEF New England Patriots NE 14.00
WR Amari Cooper CLE 7.20
DEF Philadelphia Eagles PHI 10.00
TE Dalton Schultz DAL 4.30
WR Courtland Sutton DEN 6.40
WR Alec Pierce IND 2.60
WR Treylon Burks TEN 1.50
RB Alexander Mattison MIN 1.70
QB Lamar Jackson BAL 0.00
RB Dameon Pierce HOU 0.00

Courtney: best possible 106.28 (left 17.50 on the bench, 84% efficient) · Matt: best possible 167.50 (left 48.84 on the bench, 71% efficient)

Semifinal

QB Daniel Jones NYG 21.76
QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Mahomosexual” 23.76
RB Alvin Kamara NO “glue factory” 17.00
RB Josh Jacobs LV “My Dad” 5.00
RB Devin Singletary BUF “Sevin Dingleberry” 18.50
RB Saquon Barkley NYG “Gayquon Squartley” 19.30
WR DeVonta Smith PHI “Heisman-Winner DeVonta Smith” 23.30
WR Stefon Diggs BUF 2.60
WR George Pickens PIT “NFL Youngboy” 11.70
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster KC “BooBoo Piss-Pooster” 2.70
WR Jaylen Waddle MIA 20.30
WR Zay Jones JAX 1.10
TE Dawson Knox BUF “Slops-on Cox” 9.80
TE Mark Andrews BAL “Money Mandrewz” 4.50
FLX Jerry Jeudy WR · DEN “Jerry Poody” 11.70
FLX Keenan Allen WR · LAC “GG Allin” 10.40
FLX Raheem Mostert RB · MIA 2.90
FLX DeAndre Hopkins WR · ARI “DeAndre Slopkins” 0.40
K Evan McPherson CIN “Evan McPhuckson” 4.00
DEF Denver Broncos DEN -4.00
DEF Baltimore Ravens BAL 8.00
Bench 14.80 60.50
WR Kadarius Toney NYG 6.80
RB Cam Akers LAR 32.70
TE Darren Waller LV 5.80
RB Chuba Hubbard CAR 12.50
RB Samaje Perine CIN 2.20
DEF Tampa Bay Buccaneers TB 8.00
WR Tyler Lockett SEA 0.00
WR Demarcus Robinson BAL 6.60
RB Kenyan Drake LV 0.00
WR Mack Hollins LV 0.70
RB Jonathan Taylor IND 0.00
RB Travis Homer SEA 0.00
QB Jalen Hurts PHI 0.00
WR Jameson Williams DET 0.00
WR Devin Duvernay BAL 0.00

Dan: best possible 145.86 (left 7.90 on the bench, 95% efficient) · Hunter: best possible 129.46 (left 47.70 on the bench, 63% efficient)

Toilet Bowl

7th place game

QB Deshaun Watson CLE 12.80
QB Kirk Cousins MIN 24.16
RB Najee Harris PIT 9.50
RB Derrick Henry TEN 16.60
RB Kenneth Walker SEA 10.50
RB Ezekiel Elliott DAL 12.10
WR Diontae Johnson PIT 6.40
WR Adam Thielen MIN 0.60
WR DK Metcalf SEA 8.10
WR Terry McLaurin WAS 13.70
WR Ja'Marr Chase CIN 5.90
WR Christian Kirk JAX 2.60
TE Gerald Everett LAC 0.00
TE Pat Freiermuth PIT 6.60
FLX Michael Pittman WR · IND 3.90
FLX Jerick McKinnon RB · KC 9.80
FLX Brian Robinson RB · WAS 5.80
FLX T.J. Hockenson TE · DET 22.90
K Daniel Carlson LV 5.00
K Younghoe Koo ATL 9.00
DEF Dallas Cowboys DAL 7.00
DEF Cincinnati Bengals CIN 10.00
Bench 31.16 28.40
QB Trevor Lawrence JAX 18.26
QB Tua Tagovailoa MIA 13.40
WR Michael Gallup DAL 9.60
K Cameron Dicker LAC 8.00
RB Kyren Williams LAR 2.10
DEF Miami Dolphins MIA 4.00
RB Matt Breida NYG 0.90
RB Jaylen Warren PIT 3.00
RB Khalil Herbert CHI 0.30
TE Zach Ertz ARI 0.00
TE Hayden Hurst CIN 0.00
WR Allen Robinson LAR 0.00
QB Mike White NYJ 0.00
WR Deebo Samuel SF 0.00

Blake: best possible 86.06 (left 11.16 on the bench, 87% efficient) · Dominic: best possible 128.06 (perfect lineup)

Toilet Bowl Final

QB Joe Burrow CIN 25.50
QB Tom Brady TB “Son Kisser” 13.34
RB Dalvin Cook MIN 7.70
RB Zonovan Knight NYJ 1.30
RB D'Andre Swift DET 2.50
RB Joe Mixon CIN “His Year” 10.80
WR Chris Godwin TB 6.30
WR Gabe Davis BUF “Babe Davis” 8.50
WR Allen Lazard GB 6.10
WR Marquise Brown ARI “Doesnt play for the Browns” 5.80
WR K.J. Osborn MIN 1.70
WR Justin Jefferson MIN “my dad” 19.30
TE Travis Kelce KC 11.30
TE David Njoku CLE 1.40
FLX Leonard Fournette RB · TB 16.20
FLX Tyler Boyd WR · CIN “The Boyds are back in town” 2.10
FLX Gus Edwards RB · BAL 9.90
FLX Cordarrelle Patterson RB · ATL 3.10
K Robbie Gould SF 13.00
K Graham Gano NYG 14.00
DEF San Francisco 49ers SF 7.00
DEF Kansas City Chiefs KC 8.00
Bench 33.90 17.02
WR Jakobi Meyers NE 14.30
QB Aaron Rodgers GB 14.32
TE Taysom Hill NO 11.60
TE Cole Kmet CHI 2.70
RB Michael Carter NYJ 5.00
WR DeAndre Carter LAC 0.00
TE Mike Gesicki MIA 2.40
WR Cooper Kupp LAR 0.00
WR Isaiah McKenzie BUF 0.60
RB Damien Harris NE 0.00
WR Odell Beckham MIN 0.00
WR Chase Claypool PIT 0.00
WR Mecole Hardman KC 0.00
WR Chris Olave NO 0.00
RB Tony Jones NO 0.00
RB Breece Hall NYJ 0.00

Ethan: best possible 128.90 (left 21.70 on the bench, 83% efficient) · Tom: best possible 90.02 (left 2.38 on the bench, 97% efficient)