Season 9 · 2022

Week 15: Quarterfinal

The week

Playoffs

Quarterfinal

QB Josh Allen BUF 35.86
QB Justin Fields CHI 23.58
RB Nick Chubb CLE 9.90
RB Austin Ekeler LAC “Your Dad ” 13.00
RB David Montgomery CHI 21.10
RB Christian McCaffrey CAR “Comeback Christian Complete” 19.80
WR Tyreek Hill MIA 12.90
WR Tee Higgins CIN “Pee Wiggins” 11.30
WR Christian Watson GB 4.60
WR Garrett Wilson NYJ 9.80
WR Brandon Aiyuk SF 1.90
WR Donovan Peoples-Jones CLE “Donovan Dick-Jangles ” 9.10
TE Greg Dulcich DEN 1.10
TE George Kittle SF “Glizzy Gleorge” 21.30
FLX AJ Dillon RB · GB 19.10
FLX DJ Moore WR · CAR “Daddy DJ” 13.30
FLX James Conner RB · ARI 15.10
FLX Latavius Murray RB 20.20
K Nick Folk NE 13.00
K Justin Tucker BAL “Justin Fucker” 5.00
DEF New Orleans Saints NO 7.00
DEF Philadelphia Eagles PHI 9.00
Bench 48.00 39.88
RB Tyler Allgeier ATL 21.60
QB Jared Goff DET 14.08
WR Mike Evans TB 8.30
DEF New England Patriots NE 11.00
RB Jordan Mason SF 6.40
RB James Cook BUF 9.90
WR Elijah Moore NYJ 5.40
WR Joshua Palmer LAC 4.90
WR Curtis Samuel WAS 4.50
QB Lamar Jackson BAL 0.00
WR DJ Chark DET 1.80
RB Chase Edmonds MIA 0.00
RB Jeff Wilson SF 0.00
WR Courtland Sutton DEN 0.00
RB Elijah Mitchell SF 0.00
WR Treylon Burks TEN 0.00

Abe: best possible 160.46 (left 18.90 on the bench, 88% efficient) · Matt: best possible 158.18 (left 2.80 on the bench, 98% efficient)

Quarterfinal

QB Justin Herbert LAC “Busted Pervert” 10.72
QB Jalen Hurts PHI “#RareBreed” 36.70
RB Rhamondre Stevenson NE 22.80
RB Alvin Kamara NO “glue factory” 10.40
RB Jamaal Williams DET 3.30
RB Jonathan Taylor IND “Father” 1.30
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL “PeePee Slam” 12.70
WR DeVonta Smith PHI “Heisman-Winner DeVonta Smith” 12.60
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown DET 8.20
WR Tyler Lockett SEA “Guyler Sloppet” 6.80
WR Mike Williams LAC “The Glass Man” 6.70
WR Jaylen Waddle MIA 17.40
TE Hunter Henry NE 0.90
TE Dawson Knox BUF “Slops-on Cox” 15.80
FLX Tony Pollard RB · DAL “Zeke’s Father” 10.60
FLX George Pickens WR · PIT “NFL Youngboy” 5.30
FLX D'Onta Foreman RB · CAR “D'Monsta Foreskin” 0.90
FLX Jerry Jeudy WR · DEN “Jerry Poody” 7.60
K Harrison Butker KC “Harry But(tfuc)ker” 4.00
DEF Buffalo Bills BUF 1.00
DEF Denver Broncos DEN 10.00
Bench 24.50 36.30
RB Raheem Mostert MIA 15.60
RB Pierre Strong NE 3.70
TE Darren Waller LV 10.80
WR Van Jefferson LAR 3.20
RB Devin Singletary BUF 7.00
RB Kareem Hunt CLE 2.70
RB Samaje Perine CIN 2.40
RB Antonio Gibson WAS 2.70
WR Kadarius Toney NYG 0.50
WR Darius Slayton NYG 2.30
RB Kenyan Drake LV 0.00
WR Parris Campbell IND 1.30
WR Rondale Moore ARI 0.00
TE Dallas Goedert PHI 0.00
WR Jameson Williams DET 0.00

Asher: best possible 89.92 (left 8.10 on the bench, 91% efficient) · Dan: best possible 151.90 (left 20.00 on the bench, 87% efficient)

Toilet Bowl

Toilet Bowl

QB Deshaun Watson CLE 12.64
QB Tom Brady TB “Son Kisser” 18.58
RB Najee Harris PIT 14.60
RB Zonovan Knight NYJ 2.30
RB Kenneth Walker SEA 7.90
RB Joe Mixon CIN “His Year” 5.40
WR Diontae Johnson PIT 10.00
WR Gabe Davis BUF “Babe Davis” 5.60
WR DK Metcalf SEA 5.50
WR Chris Olave NO “AllOf deez nuts” 5.30
WR Ja'Marr Chase CIN 12.00
WR Justin Jefferson MIN “my dad” 18.30
TE Gerald Everett LAC 4.20
TE David Njoku CLE 2.80
FLX Michael Pittman WR · IND 9.00
FLX Marquise Brown WR · ARI “Doesnt play for the Browns” 1.90
FLX Brian Robinson RB · WAS 10.70
FLX Cordarrelle Patterson RB · ATL 11.20
K Daniel Carlson LV 7.00
K Graham Gano NYG 12.00
DEF Dallas Cowboys DAL 6.00
DEF Kansas City Chiefs KC 3.00
Bench 29.92 24.36
QB Trevor Lawrence JAX 27.82
QB Aaron Rodgers GB 11.86
RB Matt Breida NYG 1.20
WR Tyler Boyd CIN 9.50
RB Kyren Williams LAR 0.70
TE Cole Kmet CHI 2.50
WR Michael Gallup DAL 0.20
WR DeAndre Carter LAC 0.50
TE Hayden Hurst CIN 0.00
WR Cooper Kupp LAR 0.00
QB Mike White NYJ 0.00
RB Damien Harris NE 0.00
RB Khalil Herbert CHI 0.00
WR Chase Claypool PIT 0.00
RB Breece Hall NYJ 0.00

Blake: best possible 114.72 (left 15.18 on the bench, 87% efficient) · Tom: best possible 94.18 (left 7.80 on the bench, 92% efficient)

Toilet Bowl

QB Kirk Cousins MIN 34.40
QB Joe Burrow CIN 25.80
RB Derrick Henry TEN 22.30
RB Dalvin Cook MIN 23.00
RB Ezekiel Elliott DAL 13.10
RB D'Andre Swift DET 7.50
WR Adam Thielen MIN 10.10
WR Chris Godwin TB 14.30
WR Terry McLaurin WAS 7.00
WR Allen Lazard GB 0.70
WR Christian Kirk JAX 9.20
WR Jakobi Meyers NE 2.70
TE Pat Freiermuth PIT 0.00
TE Travis Kelce KC 10.50
FLX Jerick McKinnon RB · KC 26.20
FLX Leonard Fournette RB · TB 7.40
FLX T.J. Hockenson TE · DET 5.30
FLX Gus Edwards RB · BAL 5.50
K Cameron Dicker LAC 6.00
K Robbie Gould SF 3.00
DEF Cincinnati Bengals CIN 9.00
DEF San Francisco 49ers SF 9.00
Bench 35.96 37.90
QB Tua Tagovailoa MIA 18.06
WR K.J. Osborn MIN 21.70
RB Jaylen Warren PIT 10.90
TE Taysom Hill NO 10.20
K Younghoe Koo ATL 4.00
RB Michael Carter NYJ 3.10
DEF Miami Dolphins MIA 3.00
WR Isaiah McKenzie BUF 2.40
TE Zach Ertz ARI 0.00
TE Mike Gesicki MIA 0.50
WR Allen Robinson LAR 0.00
WR Odell Beckham MIN 0.00
WR Deebo Samuel SF 0.00
WR Mecole Hardman KC 0.00
RB Tony Jones NO 0.00

Dominic: best possible 153.50 (left 10.90 on the bench, 93% efficient) · Ethan: best possible 135.10 (left 25.70 on the bench, 81% efficient)