Season 12 · 2025

Week 9

The week

Box scores

QB Lamar Jackson BAL “Daddy Lamy ” 25.56
QB Justin Herbert LAC “Bustin’ Slurpert” 28.70
RB Ashton Jeanty LV 14.90
RB Jahmyr Gibbs DET 2.80
RB Javonte Williams DAL 6.30
RB Tony Pollard TEN “STILL Zeke’s Father” 6.80
WR Tetairoa McMillan CAR 4.60
WR Rome Odunze CHI “Dome Oh-Cumsies” 0.00
WR Keon Coleman BUF 1.70
WR Marvin Harrison ARI “Ass Sucker” 15.60
WR Courtland Sutton DEN 9.00
WR Romeo Doubs GB 9.10
TE Juwan Johnson NO 9.10
TE George Kittle SF “Washed” 2.90
FLX Tory Horton WR · SEA 16.80
FLX Amon-Ra St. Brown WR · DET 9.70
FLX DK Metcalf WR · PIT 0.60
FLX Jameson Williams WR · DET 12.60
K Brandon Aubrey DAL 5.00
K Harrison Butker KC “Women’s Rights Advocate” 8.00
DEF DAL DAL 13.00
DEF JAX JAX 3.00
Bench 55.70 17.90
QB Dak Prescott DAL 16.40
RB Aaron Jones MIN 9.80
DEF BAL BAL 15.00
WR Rashid Shaheed SEA 6.80
TE Mark Andrews BAL 14.60
RB Brashard Smith KC 0.70
WR Josh Downs IND 9.70
RB Tyler Allgeier ATL 0.60
RB Quinshon Judkins CLE 0.00
WR Ricky Pearsall SF 0.00
WR Cooper Kupp SEA 0.00
RB Joe Mixon HOU 0.00
RB Isiah Pacheco KC 0.00
RB Saquon Barkley PHI 0.00
RB Rachaad White TB 0.00

Courtney: best possible 130.56 (left 24.00 on the bench, 82% efficient) · Asher: best possible 113.00 (left 13.80 on the bench, 88% efficient)

QB Jayden Daniels WAS “Commander Daniels” 16.22
QB Matthew Stafford LAR 26.84
RB Kyren Williams LAR “Killa Kyren” 17.40
RB J.K. Dobbins DEN 5.90
RB Derrick Henry BAL “Shocka” 12.10
RB David Montgomery DET 9.00
WR Davante Adams LAR “Davante Dash” 18.00
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba SEA 14.00
WR Parker Washington JAX 9.00
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL “Bum city” 8.50
WR Chris Olave NO “Everybody Injures Chris” 5.70
WR Rashee Rice KC “Need for Speed” 14.60
TE Zach Ertz WAS 4.60
TE Tucker Kraft GB 2.00
FLX Alec Pierce WR · IND 11.50
FLX Quentin Johnston WR · LAC “I always believed in you” 11.30
FLX Alvin Kamara RB · NO “Super K” -0.30
FLX Khalil Shakir WR · BUF 4.30
K Ka'imi Fairbairn HOU 18.00
K Jason Myers SEA 9.00
DEF BUF BUF 5.00
DEF NE NE 1.00
Bench 25.46 26.78
QB Jared Goff DET 19.36
QB Daniel Jones IND 17.08
WR Elic Ayomanor TEN 4.60
RB Tyrone Tracy NYG 3.70
WR Darnell Mooney ATL 1.50
WR Xavier Worthy KC 3.00
RB Bucky Irving TB 0.00
TE Jake Ferguson DAL 3.00
WR Travis Hunter JAX 0.00
WR DeVonta Smith PHI 0.00
WR Chris Godwin TB 0.00
RB Breece Hall NYJ 0.00
WR A.J. Brown PHI 0.00
QB Brock Purdy SF 0.00
RB Rhamondre Stevenson NE 0.00

Blake: best possible 125.26 (left 8.04 on the bench, 94% efficient) · Ethan: best possible 107.44 (left 1.00 on the bench, 99% efficient)

QB Josh Allen BUF “Jesus Josh” 28.82
QB Drake Maye NE 17.36
RB Chase Brown CIN “Pound Town Brown” 11.20
RB Kimani Vidal LAC 3.00
RB James Cook BUF “Let James Cook” 12.50
RB Tyjae Spears TEN 6.20
WR Justin Jefferson MIN “Bustin’ Befferson” 10.70
WR Kayshon Boutte NE 0.00
WR Matthew Golden GB “Golden Shower” 0.90
WR Nico Collins HOU “Freak-o (in the sheets) Collins” 7.50
WR Jordan Addison MIN “D-Dub Jordan” 6.40
WR Ladd McConkey LAC 5.60
TE Travis Kelce KC “Certified Swiftie” 8.60
TE Oronde Gadsden LAC 6.80
FLX Zonovan Knight RB · ARI 4.70
FLX Christian Watson WR · GB 5.80
FLX Kyle Monangai RB · CHI 19.80
FLX Jordan Mason RB · MIN 3.70
K Jake Bates DET “Jake MasturBates” 7.00
K Tyler Loop BAL 4.00
DEF LAC LAC 5.00
DEF LAR LAR 9.00
Bench 35.94 22.30
QB Jaxson Dart NYG 27.24
TE Sam LaPorta DET 15.70
RB TreVeyon Henderson NE 8.70
WR Troy Franklin DEN 4.30
RB Isaiah Davis NYJ 0.00
WR Jakobi Meyers JAX 2.30
WR Emeka Egbuka TB 0.00
WR Jayden Reed GB 0.00
WR Mike Evans TB 0.00
WR Tez Johnson TB 0.00
TE Dallas Goedert PHI 0.00
TE Harold Fannin CLE 0.00
WR Garrett Wilson NYJ 0.00
RB D'Andre Swift CHI 0.00
DEF PHI PHI 0.00
RB Tank Bigsby PHI 0.00

Matt: best possible 119.62 (left 4.00 on the bench, 97% efficient) · Abe: best possible 85.96 (left 17.00 on the bench, 80% efficient)

QB Jordan Love GB 10.02
QB Sam Darnold SEA 28.20
RB Bijan Robinson ATL “Bird” 9.60
RB Woody Marks HOU 2.70
WR Brian Thomas JAX “Brain Tommy” 5.50
WR Ja'Marr Chase CIN “Touchdownless like a Moron” 11.10
WR Jaylen Waddle MIA “Mr Wiggle” 8.20
WR Michael Pittman IND 11.50
WR Tee Higgins CIN “TeeHee” 26.10
WR Deebo Samuel WAS “Slowest Fucker in the League” 4.40
TE Trey McBride ARI “McGroom” 11.50
TE Kyle Pitts ATL 3.80
FLX Jaylen Warren RB · PIT “Jaylen the Lesser” 14.90
FLX Kenneth Walker RB · SEA 6.10
FLX Puka Nacua WR · LAR “Pukake” 15.80
FLX Kareem Hunt RB · KC 11.50
K Matt Prater BUF 4.00
K Chris Boswell PIT 10.00
DEF DET DET 7.00
DEF IND IND 5.00
Bench 18.36 23.90
WR Jauan Jennings SF 10.10
RB RJ Harvey DEN 11.60
QB C.J. Stroud HOU 4.36
TE Hunter Henry NE 5.10
TE Tyler Warren IND 2.60
WR Tre Tucker LV 3.80
RB Kaleb Johnson PIT 1.30
WR Kendrick Bourne SF 3.40
RB Trey Benson ARI 0.00
QB Jalen Hurts PHI 0.00
WR Malik Nabers NYG 0.00
QB Joe Burrow CIN 0.00
WR Jerry Jeudy CLE 0.00

Tom: best possible 122.72 (left 6.00 on the bench, 95% efficient) · Dominic: best possible 133.80 (left 10.20 on the bench, 92% efficient)

QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Mahomosexual” 11.50
QB Bo Nix DEN “Osama Bo Laden” 19.52
RB De'Von Achane MIA “Smeg’Mon Gaychane” 10.60
RB Samaje Perine CIN 0.50
RB Rico Dowdle CAR 26.10
RB Chuba Hubbard CAR 1.70
WR Drake London ATL 29.80
WR Stefon Diggs NE “Mr. Cardi B” 9.80
WR George Pickens DAL “Move Over CeeDee, You’re Washed” 7.90
WR Keenan Allen LAC 4.10
WR Wan'Dale Robinson NYG “Wang’Gayle Slobinson” 4.60
WR Zay Flowers BAL “Flowers for Zay-lgernon” 6.40
TE Brock Bowers LV “Cock Powers” 31.30
TE Dalton Kincaid BUF 16.10
FLX Jonathan Taylor RB · IND “Gaylor” 5.70
FLX Nick Chubb RB · HOU 3.40
FLX Josh Jacobs RB · GB “Stupid Washed Bitch Boy” 16.00
FLX Travis Etienne RB · JAX 11.50
K Cameron Dicker LAC “Chinese” 11.00
K Michael Badgley BUF 12.00
DEF HOU HOU 8.00
DEF DEN DEN 5.00
Bench 57.50 50.30
QB J.J. McCarthy MIN 19.92
QB Caleb Williams CHI 36.70
WR DJ Moore CHI 18.98
DEF SEA SEA 9.00
TE Theo Johnson NYG 8.70
RB Zach Charbonnet SEA 4.60
WR Chimere Dike TEN 6.50
RB Omarion Hampton LAC 0.00
RB Kenneth Gainwell PIT 3.40
WR Sterling Shepard TB 0.00
RB Cam Skattebo NYG 0.00
WR Terry McLaurin WAS 0.00
RB Michael Carter ARI 0.00
WR Brandon Aiyuk SF 0.00
TE Cade Otton TB 0.00

Hunter: best possible 188.30 (left 25.80 on the bench, 86% efficient) · Dan: best possible 115.30 (left 25.28 on the bench, 78% efficient)