Season 12 · 2025

Week 8

The week

Box scores

QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Mahomosexual” 24.96
QB Dak Prescott DAL 8.62
RB De'Von Achane MIA “Smeg’Mon Gaychane” 15.10
RB Quinshon Judkins CLE 1.70
RB Cam Skattebo NYG “Crown Prince of CTE” 9.00
RB Javonte Williams DAL 16.90
WR George Pickens DAL “Move Over CeeDee, You’re Washed” 7.80
WR Tetairoa McMillan CAR 9.90
WR Wan'Dale Robinson NYG “Wang’Gayle Slobinson” 4.80
WR Keon Coleman BUF 3.00
WR DJ Moore CHI “Beef Stew” 7.60
WR Courtland Sutton DEN 6.70
TE Theo Johnson NYG “Theo Von” 2.00
TE Juwan Johnson NO 5.30
FLX Jonathan Taylor RB · IND “Gaylor” 35.40
FLX Isiah Pacheco RB · KC 5.80
FLX Josh Jacobs RB · GB “Stupid Washed Bitch Boy” 10.50
FLX DK Metcalf WR · PIT 11.50
K Cameron Dicker LAC “Chinese” 15.00
K Brandon Aubrey DAL 6.00
DEF HOU HOU 5.00
DEF KC KC 10.00
Bench 11.90 17.30
RB Rico Dowdle CAR 5.40
WR Josh Downs IND 9.90
DEF GB GB 5.00
DEF BAL BAL 4.00
RB Kenneth Gainwell PIT 1.50
TE Mark Andrews BAL 3.40
QB J.J. McCarthy MIN 0.00
RB Ashton Jeanty LV 0.00
TE Brock Bowers LV 0.00
WR Cooper Kupp SEA 0.00
RB Michael Carter ARI 0.00
QB Lamar Jackson BAL 0.00
WR Drake London ATL 0.00
WR Jalen Nailor MIN 0.00

Hunter: best possible 137.16 (perfect lineup) · Courtney: best possible 94.02 (left 8.60 on the bench, 91% efficient)

QB Aaron Rodgers PIT 16.76
QB Justin Herbert LAC “Bustin’ Slurpert” 26.28
RB Alvin Kamara NO “Super K” 4.50
RB Saquon Barkley PHI 29.40
RB Derrick Henry BAL “Shocka” 19.10
RB Rachaad White TB “Wretched Shite” 6.10
WR Darnell Mooney ATL 1.10
WR Rome Odunze CHI “Dome Oh-Cumsies” 11.40
WR Elic Ayomanor TEN 5.20
WR Rashid Shaheed SEA “Rashid Shithead” 5.50
WR Chris Olave NO “Everybody Injures Chris” 6.00
WR Romeo Doubs GB 6.40
TE Zach Ertz WAS 1.60
TE George Kittle SF “Washed” 10.30
FLX Rhamondre Stevenson RB · NE “Mondre Miniscule” 4.90
FLX Tony Pollard RB · TEN “STILL Zeke’s Father” 5.30
FLX Alec Pierce WR · IND 6.90
FLX Brashard Smith RB · KC 0.80
K Ka'imi Fairbairn HOU 14.00
K Harrison Butker KC “Women’s Rights Advocate” 4.00
DEF BUF BUF 17.00
DEF TB TB 26.00
Bench 0.00 10.40
QB Jayden Daniels WAS 0.00
RB Tyler Allgeier ATL 7.40
RB Bucky Irving TB 0.00
RB Aaron Jones MIN 3.00
WR Travis Hunter JAX 0.00
WR Marvin Harrison ARI 0.00
WR Davante Adams LAR 0.00
WR Ricky Pearsall SF 0.00
QB Jared Goff DET 0.00
RB Joe Mixon HOU 0.00
WR Chris Godwin TB 0.00
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown DET 0.00
WR A.J. Brown PHI 0.00
WR Jameson Williams DET 0.00
RB Kyren Williams LAR 0.00
RB Jahmyr Gibbs DET 0.00

Blake: best possible 97.06 (perfect lineup) · Asher: best possible 138.08 (left 6.60 on the bench, 95% efficient)

QB Drake Maye NE 27.28
QB Bo Nix DEN “Osama Bo Laden” 24.78
RB Kimani Vidal LAC 18.70
RB Samaje Perine CIN 16.00
RB Jordan Mason MIN 0.60
RB Chuba Hubbard CAR 9.40
WR Kayshon Boutte NE 13.50
WR Stefon Diggs NE “Mr. Cardi B” 7.40
WR Tez Johnson TB 4.30
WR Keenan Allen LAC 4.40
WR Ladd McConkey LAC 14.80
WR Zay Flowers BAL “Flowers for Zay-lgernon” 7.10
TE Oronde Gadsden LAC 13.70
TE Cade Otton TB 4.00
FLX D'Andre Swift RB · CHI 13.10
FLX Nick Chubb RB · HOU 6.90
FLX Troy Franklin WR · DEN 20.90
FLX Sterling Shepard WR · TB 0.80
K Chase McLaughlin TB 17.00
K Michael Badgley BUF 9.00
DEF ATL ATL 0.00
DEF DEN DEN 6.00
Bench 29.00 26.50
RB Tyjae Spears TEN 14.20
QB Caleb Williams CHI 12.80
TE Harold Fannin CLE 12.40
WR Terry McLaurin WAS 11.40
WR Luke McCaffrey WAS 2.40
TE Dalton Kincaid BUF 2.30
WR Jayden Reed GB 0.00
RB Omarion Hampton LAC 0.00
TE Sam LaPorta DET 0.00
WR Brandon Aiyuk SF 0.00
WR Jakobi Meyers JAX 0.00
RB Travis Etienne JAX 0.00
WR Nico Collins HOU 0.00
RB Zach Charbonnet SEA 0.00
RB Brian Robinson SF 0.00
DEF SEA SEA 0.00

Abe: best possible 165.58 (left 21.70 on the bench, 87% efficient) · Dan: best possible 106.38 (left 10.60 on the bench, 90% efficient)

QB Jalen Hurts PHI 25.36
QB Daniel Jones IND “Daniel Stephen Jones III” 23.18
RB Woody Marks HOU 11.10
RB J.K. Dobbins DEN 12.10
RB Christian McCaffrey SF 6.80
RB Breece Hall NYJ 30.86
WR Ja'Marr Chase CIN “Touchdownless like a Moron” 9.10
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL “Bum city” 7.60
WR Michael Pittman IND 15.50
WR Rashee Rice KC “Need for Speed” 16.50
WR Xavier Legette CAR 1.70
WR Quentin Johnston LAC “I always believed in you” 0.00
TE Kyle Pitts ATL 5.90
TE Jake Ferguson DAL “Turd Ferguson” 0.00
FLX Deebo Samuel WR · WAS “Slowest Fucker in the League” 1.20
FLX DeVonta Smith WR · PHI 8.40
FLX Kendrick Bourne WR · SF 4.40
FLX Xavier Worthy WR · KC 5.30
K Jake Elliott PHI 9.00
K Evan McPherson CIN 8.00
DEF IND IND 7.00
DEF NE NE 11.00
Bench 39.28 41.10
RB RJ Harvey DEN 23.10
TE Tucker Kraft GB 26.30
TE Hunter Henry NE 6.70
WR Khalil Shakir BUF 14.80
QB Baker Mayfield TB 4.08
K Jason Myers SEA 0.00
WR Calvin Austin PIT 2.80
QB Matthew Stafford LAR 0.00
TE T.J. Hockenson MIN 2.60
RB David Montgomery DET 0.00
WR Tre Tucker LV 0.00
QB Brock Purdy SF 0.00
RB Kenneth Walker SEA 0.00
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba SEA 0.00

Dominic: best possible 123.96 (left 26.90 on the bench, 78% efficient) · Ethan: best possible 164.04 (left 41.10 on the bench, 75% efficient)

QB Josh Allen BUF “Jesus Josh” 23.22
QB Jordan Love GB 28.30
RB Chase Brown CIN “Pound Town Brown” 22.50
RB Bijan Robinson ATL “Bird” 2.80
RB James Cook BUF “Let James Cook” 33.60
WR Justin Jefferson MIN “Bustin’ Befferson” 7.40
WR Jauan Jennings SF “The real JJ” 4.50
WR Emeka Egbuka TB 3.50
WR Jaylen Waddle MIA “Mr Wiggle” 15.90
WR Jordan Addison MIN “D-Dub Jordan” 8.60
WR Tee Higgins CIN “TeeHee” 10.40
TE Travis Kelce KC “Certified Swiftie” 15.90
TE Tyler Warren IND “Peacen” 5.30
FLX Dallas Goedert TE · PHI 14.80
FLX Jaylen Warren RB · PIT “Jaylen the Lesser” 7.30
FLX Kyle Monangai RB · CHI 2.40
FLX Jerry Jeudy WR · CLE 0.00
K Will Reichard MIN 6.00
K Matt Prater BUF 12.00
DEF PHI PHI 6.00
DEF CIN CIN -4.00
Bench 38.22 22.72
QB Jaxson Dart NYG 19.42
QB C.J. Stroud HOU 22.72
RB Isaiah Davis NYJ 12.90
RB Trey Benson ARI 0.00
RB TreVeyon Henderson NE 5.50
WR Brian Thomas JAX 0.00
WR Matthew Golden GB 0.40
WR Malik Nabers NYG 0.00
K Jake Bates DET 0.00
RB Kaleb Johnson PIT 0.00
WR Mike Evans TB 0.00
QB Joe Burrow CIN 0.00
RB Zonovan Knight ARI 0.00
TE Trey McBride ARI 0.00
WR Garrett Wilson NYJ 0.00
WR Puka Nacua LAR 0.00

Matt: best possible 154.42 (left 10.50 on the bench, 93% efficient) · Tom: best possible 89.00 (left 4.00 on the bench, 96% efficient)