Season 11 · 2024

Week 9

The week

Box scores

QB Josh Allen BUF “Jesus Josh” 23.10
QB Jayden Daniels WAS 19.86
RB Breece Hall NYJ “Big Ballz Breece” 8.50
RB Kyren Williams LAR 9.50
RB James Cook BUF “Discount Dalvin” 6.90
RB Derrick Henry BAL 25.30
WR Garrett Wilson NYJ “Glizzy Garrett” 21.00
WR Ja'Marr Chase CIN 4.30
WR Tank Dell HOU “Big Dick Dell” 12.60
WR Cooper Kupp SEA 10.40
WR Michael Pittman IND “Michael Bitchman” 1.40
WR Keon Coleman BUF 4.10
TE Travis Kelce KC “What the fuck, man” 8.00
TE Mark Andrews BAL 2.60
FLX Chase Brown RB · CIN “Pound Town Brown” 21.70
FLX Kenneth Walker RB · SEA 10.70
FLX Cade Otton TE · TB 13.70
FLX Nick Chubb RB · HOU 3.50
K Harrison Butker KC “Big Cuck/Bitchmade Energy” 7.00
K Ka'imi Fairbairn HOU 9.00
DEF Baltimore Ravens BAL “Hit $quad” 10.00
DEF New Orleans Saints NO 3.00
Bench 28.00 45.74
QB Baker Mayfield TB 18.00
QB Joe Burrow CIN 30.14
RB Tyler Allgeier ATL 7.80
WR Jalen Tolbert DAL 7.90
RB Tank Bigsby JAX 2.20
RB Bucky Irving TB 3.40
WR Mike Evans TB 0.00
RB Zach Charbonnet SEA 3.30
WR Amari Cooper 0.00
WR Wan'Dale Robinson NYG 1.00
WR DK Metcalf PIT 0.00
TE Cole Kmet CHI 0.00
WR Diontae Johnson CLE 0.00
WR Jameson Williams DET 0.00
RB Najee Harris LAC 0.00

Matt: best possible 134.80 (left 0.90 on the bench, 99% efficient) · Blake: best possible 116.94 (left 14.68 on the bench, 87% efficient)

QB Kyler Murray ARI “Kyler? I hardly know her!” 4.76
QB Jalen Hurts PHI “Gaylen Squirts” 29.90
RB Alvin Kamara NO 21.50
RB De'Von Achane MIA “Smeg’Mon Gaychane” 24.10
RB Tyrone Tracy NYG 6.90
RB Chuba Hubbard CAR “Chubby Sucker” 19.20
WR Marvin Harrison ARI “Marvin “Sued By Fanatics” Harrison” 1.40
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL “PeePee PooPoo” 8.20
WR Josh Downs IND “Josh Down Syndrome ” 6.00
WR Drake London ATL “Kirk’s New Favorite Target” 8.70
WR Chris Olave NO “Chris allovthesenuts” 1.30
WR Rashod Bateman BAL “Master Bateman” 2.50
TE David Njoku CLE 2.90
TE Brock Bowers LV “Cock Powers” 10.50
FLX Aaron Jones RB · MIN “Aaron Bones” 8.20
FLX Kareem Hunt RB · KC “Women’s Rights Advocate” 17.70
FLX J.K. Dobbins RB · DEN “JK Slobbins” 22.50
FLX Alexander Mattison RB · MIA “Vikings Legend” 3.60
K Cameron Dicker LAC 3.00
DEF Kansas City Chiefs KC “loses to mn in the sb” 2.00
DEF Buffalo Bills BUF 3.00
Bench 58.60 35.62
WR DeAndre Hopkins BAL 20.60
QB Jordan Love GB 11.92
RB Rhamondre Stevenson NE 17.40
DEF Detroit Lions DET 9.00
WR Jakobi Meyers LV 10.50
RB Javonte Williams DAL 8.40
WR Calvin Ridley TEN 7.30
WR Keenan Allen IND 3.60
TE Sam LaPorta DET 2.80
TE T.J. Hockenson MIN 2.70
WR Jauan Jennings SF 0.00
RB Brian Robinson WAS 0.00
WR Nico Collins HOU 0.00
RB Jordan Mason MIN 0.00
RB Jaylen Warren PIT 0.00

Abe: best possible 120.66 (left 40.20 on the bench, 67% efficient) · Hunter: best possible 148.30 (left 11.90 on the bench, 92% efficient)

QB Lamar Jackson BAL “Daddy Lamy ” 23.60
QB C.J. Stroud HOU “sophomore slump no 🧢” 11.54
RB Austin Ekeler WAS 14.30
RB Saquon Barkley PHI “MVP?” 29.90
RB Joe Mixon HOU “His year ” 16.60
RB Jahmyr Gibbs DET “Sanic - gotta go fast” 13.60
WR A.J. Brown PHI 3.60
WR Jaylen Waddle MIA “🐧🐧” 5.60
WR Khalil Shakir BUF 5.00
WR Courtland Sutton DEN 16.28
WR Jayden Reed GB 11.30
WR Zay Flowers BAL “Flowers for Zay-lgernon” 24.70
TE Dalton Kincaid BUF 3.20
TE Noah Fant SEA 0.00
FLX Travis Etienne RB · JAX 3.00
FLX Terry McLaurin WR · WAS 13.90
FLX Braelon Allen RB · NYJ 0.90
FLX DJ Moore WR · CHI 3.30
K Brandon Aubrey DAL 9.00
K Evan McPherson CIN 12.00
DEF Philadelphia Eagles PHI 9.00
DEF Los Angeles Chargers LAC “harby’s - we have the meat” 18.00
Bench 43.02 31.12
QB Matthew Stafford LAR 18.92
QB Bo Nix DEN 17.72
K Tyler Bass BUF 14.00
WR Cedric Tillman CLE 13.50
RB Emanuel Wilson GB 8.90
WR Ricky Pearsall SF 0.00
RB Kimani Vidal LAC 0.70
WR Chris Godwin TB 0.00
WR Tre Tucker LV 0.50
TE George Kittle SF 0.00
TE Isaiah Likely BAL 0.00
RB Ty Chandler MIN 0.00
WR George Pickens DAL 0.00
WR Dontayvion Wicks GB 0.00
RB Isiah Pacheco KC 0.00
RB Blake Corum LAR -0.10

Courtney: best possible 112.50 (left 13.00 on the bench, 88% efficient) · Dan: best possible 165.20 (left 16.38 on the bench, 90% efficient)

QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Kermit” 24.54
QB Caleb Williams CHI 9.18
RB Jonathan Taylor IND “If he gets hurt ill cry” 5.90
RB Josh Jacobs GB 10.80
RB Bijan Robinson ATL “Bird” 14.50
RB David Montgomery DET 9.60
WR DeVonta Smith PHI 14.70
WR Xavier Worthy KC -1.00
WR Puka Nacua LAR “Pukake” 1.10
WR Tee Higgins CIN 0.00
WR Justin Jefferson MIN “my dad” 14.58
WR Jordan Addison MIN 11.10
TE Trey McBride ARI “McGroom” 9.70
TE Tucker Kraft GB 3.60
FLX Malik Nabers WR · NYG 5.90
FLX Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR · SEA 30.00
FLX Brian Thomas WR · JAX 4.20
FLX Jake Ferguson TE · DAL 7.10
K Daniel Carlson LV “Vikings Legend” 7.00
K Will Reichard MIN 3.00
DEF Denver Broncos DEN -3.00
DEF Houston Texans HOU 2.00
Bench 55.34 20.40
QB Aaron Rodgers PIT 20.34
WR Quentin Johnston LAC 18.00
WR Tyler Lockett TEN 12.30
RB Sean Tucker TB 1.70
WR Jerry Jeudy CLE 7.30
RB Jerome Ford CLE 0.70
RB Raheem Mostert LV 6.80
RB Christian McCaffrey SF 0.00
TE Evan Engram DEN 6.50
TE Dallas Goedert PHI 0.00
TE Dalton Schultz HOU 2.10
RB Dameon Pierce HOU 0.00
RB Jonathon Brooks CAR 0.00
QB Brock Purdy SF 0.00
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers PIT 0.00

Tom: best possible 117.92 (left 18.80 on the bench, 84% efficient) · Ethan: best possible 106.08 (left 20.70 on the bench, 80% efficient)

QB Justin Herbert LAC “Busted Pervert” 19.48
QB Sam Darnold SEA 21.00
RB James Conner ARI 11.90
RB Roschon Johnson CHI 2.10
RB Tony Pollard TEN “STILL Zeke’s Father” 15.40
RB D'Andre Swift CHI 8.20
WR Rome Odunze CHI “Dome Oh-Cumsies” 10.40
WR Xavier Legette CAR 9.90
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown DET 11.60
WR Darnell Mooney ATL 14.80
WR Tyreek Hill MIA “Child Rights Advocate” 8.00
WR Noah Brown WAS 6.00
TE Juwan Johnson NO “Chews On Johnsons” 4.10
TE Kyle Pitts ATL 1.10
FLX Rico Dowdle RB · CAR “Sneak-o and Diddle” 16.70
FLX Romeo Doubs WR · GB 2.80
FLX Davante Adams WR · LAR 15.10
FLX Zach Ertz TE · WAS 0.50
K Justin Tucker “Bustin Fucker” 11.00
K Younghoe Koo ATL 3.00
DEF Minnesota Vikings MIN 11.00
Bench 29.76 47.00
RB Rachaad White TB 9.50
QB Geno Smith LV 25.12
WR Ladd McConkey LAC 6.40
QB Kirk Cousins ATL 17.78
RB Justice Hill BAL 5.80
WR Parker Washington JAX 4.10
QB Joe Flacco CLE 4.06
QB J.J. McCarthy MIN 0.00
DEF Washington Commanders WAS 4.00
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster KC 0.00
RB Ezekiel Elliott 0.00
WR Deebo Samuel WAS 0.00
TE Pat Freiermuth PIT 0.00
RB Zack Moss CIN 0.00
QB Anthony Richardson IND 0.00
WR Calvin Austin PIT 0.00

Asher: best possible 129.18 (left 5.50 on the bench, 96% efficient) · Dominic: best possible 88.12 (left 7.72 on the bench, 91% efficient)