Season 11 · 2024

Week 8

The week

Box scores

QB Josh Allen BUF “Jesus Josh” 20.82
QB C.J. Stroud HOU “sophomore slump no 🧢” 12.40
RB Breece Hall NYJ “Big Ballz Breece” 8.90
RB Saquon Barkley PHI “MVP?” 11.10
RB James Cook BUF “Discount Dalvin” 25.30
RB Jahmyr Gibbs DET “Sanic - gotta go fast” 19.30
WR Garrett Wilson NYJ “Glizzy Garrett” 11.30
WR Ricky Pearsall SF 7.70
WR Amari Cooper “Amari Pooper” 0.30
WR Courtland Sutton DEN 9.12
WR Tank Dell HOU “Big Dick Dell” 9.50
WR Zay Flowers BAL “Flowers for Zay-lgernon” 11.50
TE Travis Kelce KC “What the fuck, man” 15.00
TE George Kittle SF 18.80
FLX Najee Harris RB · LAC “Najee No-Nutz” 13.10
FLX Terry McLaurin WR · WAS 12.50
FLX Tank Bigsby RB · JAX “Tank BigDicksby” 8.60
FLX DJ Moore WR · CHI 3.40
K Harrison Butker KC “Big Cuck/Bitchmade Energy” 10.00
K Evan McPherson CIN 5.00
DEF Baltimore Ravens BAL “Hit $quad” 3.00
DEF Los Angeles Chargers LAC “harby’s - we have the meat” 12.00
Bench 38.60 32.20
QB Baker Mayfield TB 24.30
WR Cedric Tillman CLE 21.90
RB Chase Brown CIN 9.40
WR Jaylen Waddle MIA 4.50
RB Tyler Allgeier ATL 3.30
RB Blake Corum LAR 1.80
WR Michael Pittman IND 1.60
WR Sterling Shepard TB 1.80
WR Mike Evans TB 0.00
WR Alec Pierce IND 1.10
WR DK Metcalf PIT 0.00
WR Dontayvion Wicks GB 1.10
WR Diontae Johnson CLE 0.00
WR Chris Godwin TB 0.00
RB Ty Chandler MIN 0.00

Matt: best possible 131.40 (left 5.58 on the bench, 96% efficient) · Dan: best possible 141.32 (left 18.50 on the bench, 87% efficient)

QB Kyler Murray ARI “Kyler? I hardly know her!” 22.18
QB Sam Darnold SEA 18.20
RB Alvin Kamara NO 12.20
RB Roschon Johnson CHI 6.60
RB Rhamondre Stevenson NE “Fumbldre Fumbleson” 20.50
RB D'Andre Swift CHI 18.90
WR Marvin Harrison ARI “Marvin “Sued By Fanatics” Harrison” 17.10
WR Xavier Legette CAR 9.40
WR Chris Olave NO “Chris allovthesenuts” 10.70
WR Darnell Mooney ATL 14.60
WR DeAndre Hopkins BAL “DeAndre Slopkins” 2.90
WR Christian Kirk HOU 5.90
TE David Njoku CLE 12.10
TE Kyle Pitts ATL 21.10
FLX Aaron Jones RB · MIN “Aaron Bones” 9.50
FLX Romeo Doubs WR · GB 7.20
FLX J.K. Dobbins RB · DEN “JK Slobbins” 12.80
FLX Zach Ertz TE · WAS 7.70
K Cameron Dicker LAC 9.00
K Younghoe Koo ATL 7.00
DEF Kansas City Chiefs KC “loses to mn in the sb” 8.00
DEF Minnesota Vikings MIN 1.00
Bench 73.52 70.52
RB Tyrone Tracy NYG 21.00
QB Kirk Cousins ATL 28.64
QB Dak Prescott DAL 15.62
WR Calvin Austin PIT 17.40
WR Calvin Ridley TEN 12.60
QB Geno Smith LV 9.08
WR Jakobi Meyers LV 11.20
WR Deebo Samuel WAS 8.60
TE Sam LaPorta DET 10.80
RB Zack Moss CIN 3.90
RB Devin Singletary NYG 2.30
RB Ray Davis BUF 2.90
WR Jauan Jennings SF 0.00
QB J.J. McCarthy MIN 0.00
WR Nico Collins HOU 0.00
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster KC 0.00

Abe: best possible 158.68 (left 21.70 on the bench, 86% efficient) · Dominic: best possible 140.94 (left 23.34 on the bench, 83% efficient)

QB Jordan Love GB 6.74
QB Brock Purdy SF 26.00
RB Kareem Hunt KC “Women’s Rights Advocate” 12.30
RB Josh Jacobs GB 24.50
RB De'Von Achane MIA “Smeg’Mon Gaychane” 20.70
RB David Montgomery DET 13.92
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL “PeePee PooPoo” 26.60
WR Stefon Diggs NE 7.70
WR Drake London ATL “Kirk’s New Favorite Target” 3.40
WR Tee Higgins CIN 0.00
WR Rashod Bateman BAL “Master Bateman” 2.80
WR Jordan Addison MIN 2.20
TE Brock Bowers LV “Cock Powers” 5.80
TE Tucker Kraft GB 13.80
FLX Brian Robinson RB · WAS “B-Slob” 7.60
FLX Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR · SEA 6.90
FLX Chuba Hubbard RB · CAR “Chubby Sucker” 7.10
FLX Xavier Worthy WR · KC 9.70
K Chris Boswell PIT 14.00
K Chase McLaughlin TB 8.00
DEF Detroit Lions DET 16.00
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers PIT 15.00
Bench 60.64 14.14
QB Jalen Hurts PHI 35.14
QB Caleb Williams CHI 9.94
DEF Buffalo Bills BUF 9.00
TE Jake Ferguson DAL 2.30
RB Javonte Williams DAL 5.20
RB Sean Tucker TB 1.50
RB Alexander Mattison MIA 4.40
RB Dameon Pierce HOU 0.40
WR Keenan Allen IND 3.90
RB Christian McCaffrey SF 0.00
RB Jordan Mason MIN 1.80
TE Dallas Goedert PHI 0.00
WR DeMario Douglas NE 1.20
RB Jerome Ford CLE 0.00
TE T.J. Hockenson MIN 0.00
WR Quentin Johnston LAC 0.00

Hunter: best possible 152.54 (left 29.50 on the bench, 81% efficient) · Ethan: best possible 130.02 (left 2.30 on the bench, 98% efficient)

QB Lamar Jackson BAL “Daddy Lamy ” 24.16
QB Anthony Richardson IND “Def NOT GOATed” 12.50
RB Austin Ekeler WAS 5.80
RB James Conner ARI 12.90
RB Joe Mixon HOU “His year ” 19.40
RB Rico Dowdle CAR “Sneak-o and Diddle” 0.00
WR A.J. Brown PHI 8.40
WR Tutu Atwell LAR “Poo Poo Shat-well” 1.80
WR George Pickens DAL “Slim Pickens ” 7.40
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown DET 6.70
WR Jayden Reed GB 5.50
WR Tyreek Hill MIA “Child Rights Advocate” 7.20
TE Dalton Kincaid BUF 9.10
TE Pat Freiermuth PIT 1.90
FLX Khalil Shakir WR · BUF 10.90
FLX Rome Odunze WR · CHI “Dome Oh-Cumsies” 5.40
FLX Braelon Allen RB · NYJ 9.20
FLX Davante Adams WR · LAR 5.40
K Brandon Aubrey DAL 6.00
K Justin Tucker “Bustin Fucker” 7.00
DEF New York Jets NYJ 2.00
DEF San Francisco 49ers SF 6.00
Bench 42.66 81.26
QB Matthew Stafford LAR 25.76
QB Justin Herbert LAC 24.06
K Tyler Bass BUF 7.00
WR Ladd McConkey LAC 23.10
TE Isaiah Likely BAL 4.70
RB Tony Pollard TEN 11.70
WR Tre Tucker LV 3.30
RB Rachaad White TB 10.70
RB Kimani Vidal LAC 1.60
RB Ezekiel Elliott 9.80
RB Emanuel Wilson GB 0.30
RB Justice Hill BAL 1.90
RB Travis Etienne JAX 0.00
QB Joe Flacco CLE 0.00
RB Isiah Pacheco KC 0.00

Courtney: best possible 110.46 (left 2.60 on the bench, 98% efficient) · Asher: best possible 121.06 (left 54.26 on the bench, 55% efficient)

QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Kermit” 19.18
QB Joe Burrow CIN 13.86
RB Jonathan Taylor IND “If he gets hurt ill cry” 17.70
RB Kyren Williams LAR 17.60
RB Bijan Robinson ATL “Bird” 16.60
RB Derrick Henry BAL 13.70
WR DeVonta Smith PHI 14.50
WR Ja'Marr Chase CIN 11.40
WR Brian Thomas JAX 12.00
WR Cooper Kupp SEA 11.10
WR Justin Jefferson MIN “my dad” 11.50
WR Wan'Dale Robinson NYG 3.00
TE Trey McBride ARI “McGroom” 12.40
TE Mark Andrews BAL 9.60
FLX Malik Nabers WR · NYG 7.10
FLX Kenneth Walker RB · SEA 4.50
FLX Raheem Mostert RB · LV “Mr Mustard” 15.00
FLX Nick Chubb RB · HOU 5.20
K Daniel Carlson LV “Vikings Legend” 10.00
K Ka'imi Fairbairn HOU 11.00
DEF Denver Broncos DEN 7.00
DEF Green Bay Packers GB 5.00
Bench 52.02 59.84
QB Aaron Rodgers PIT 17.32
QB Jayden Daniels WAS 22.24
WR Puka Nacua LAR 11.10
WR Keon Coleman BUF 13.00
TE Evan Engram DEN 9.60
RB Bucky Irving TB 8.40
WR Jerry Jeudy CLE 7.90
RB Zach Charbonnet SEA 8.40
TE Dalton Schultz HOU 5.20
WR Jalen Tolbert DAL 4.40
WR Tyler Lockett TEN 0.90
TE Cole Kmet CHI 3.40
WR Jordan Whittington LAR 0.00
WR Jameson Williams DET 0.00
RB Cam Akers NO 0.00

Tom: best possible 146.98 (left 4.00 on the bench, 97% efficient) · Blake: best possible 131.44 (left 25.48 on the bench, 81% efficient)