Season 11 · 2024

Week 10

The week

Box scores

QB Josh Allen BUF “Jesus Josh” 20.20
QB Brock Purdy SF 23.82
RB Breece Hall NYJ “Big Ballz Breece” 8.30
RB Khalil Herbert IND 0.00
RB James Cook BUF “Discount Dalvin” 14.50
RB David Montgomery DET 11.60
WR Garrett Wilson NYJ “Glizzy Garrett” 4.10
WR Xavier Worthy KC 1.10
WR Tank Dell HOU “Big Dick Dell” 3.30
WR Quentin Johnston LAC 8.40
WR Diontae Johnson CLE “Dogshit Johnson” 0.60
WR Jordan Addison MIN 2.90
TE Travis Kelce KC “What the fuck, man” 12.40
TE Jake Ferguson DAL 0.40
FLX Chase Brown RB · CIN “Pound Town Brown” 13.40
FLX Christian McCaffrey RB · SF 10.70
FLX Najee Harris RB · LAC “Najee No-Nutz” 11.30
FLX Dallas Goedert TE · PHI 8.50
K Harrison Butker KC “Big Cuck/Bitchmade Energy” 10.00
K Jake Bates DET 12.00
DEF Baltimore Ravens BAL “Hit $quad” 4.00
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers PIT 5.00
Bench 18.74 9.90
QB Baker Mayfield TB 8.94
QB Caleb Williams CHI 6.30
RB Tyler Allgeier ATL 5.90
WR Ray-Ray McCloud ATL 3.60
TE Cade Otton TB 3.50
RB Josh Jacobs GB 0.00
RB Tank Bigsby JAX 0.40
WR Tee Higgins CIN 0.00
WR Mike Evans TB 0.00
RB Jerome Ford CLE 0.00
WR Amari Cooper 0.00
TE Tucker Kraft GB 0.00
WR DK Metcalf PIT 0.00
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba SEA 0.00
WR Michael Pittman IND 0.00

Matt: best possible 102.10 (perfect lineup) · Ethan: best possible 88.02 (left 3.60 on the bench, 96% efficient)

QB Kyler Murray ARI “Kyler? I hardly know her!” 28.74
QB Justin Herbert LAC “Busted Pervert” 19.76
RB Alvin Kamara NO 10.90
RB James Conner ARI 17.30
RB Tyrone Tracy NYG 14.40
RB Tony Pollard TEN “STILL Zeke’s Father” 6.30
WR Marvin Harrison ARI “Marvin “Sued By Fanatics” Harrison” 11.40
WR Rome Odunze CHI “Dome Oh-Cumsies” 2.30
WR DeAndre Hopkins BAL “DeAndre Slopkins” 5.60
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown DET 12.00
WR Calvin Ridley TEN 20.40
WR Davante Adams LAR 3.10
TE Sam LaPorta DET “Sam LaPortapotty” 12.60
TE Juwan Johnson NO “Chews On Johnsons” 2.20
FLX Aaron Jones RB · MIN “Aaron Bones” 10.10
FLX Rico Dowdle RB · CAR “Sneak-o and Diddle” 5.60
FLX J.K. Dobbins RB · DEN “JK Slobbins” 5.50
FLX Tyreek Hill WR · MIA “Child Rights Advocate” 8.70
K Cameron Dicker LAC 9.00
K Justin Tucker “Bustin Fucker” 3.00
DEF Kansas City Chiefs KC “loses to mn in the sb” 5.00
DEF Arizona Cardinals ARI 12.00
Bench 31.70 39.78
WR Jauan Jennings SF 9.30
QB Joe Flacco CLE 13.88
RB Rhamondre Stevenson NE 7.70
RB Rachaad White TB 13.00
RB Jaylen Warren PIT 7.50
TE Pat Freiermuth PIT 7.70
WR Josh Downs IND 7.20
WR Ladd McConkey LAC 5.20
TE David Njoku CLE 0.00
RB Ezekiel Elliott 0.20
WR Jakobi Meyers LV 0.00
QB Anthony Richardson IND 0.00
WR Nico Collins HOU 0.00
RB Justice Hill BAL -0.20
WR Chris Olave NO 0.00

Abe: best possible 139.54 (left 5.90 on the bench, 96% efficient) · Asher: best possible 110.56 (left 18.30 on the bench, 83% efficient)

QB Jalen Hurts PHI “Gaylen Squirts” 30.68
QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Kermit” 16.54
RB Kareem Hunt KC “Women’s Rights Advocate” 10.00
RB Jonathan Taylor IND “If he gets hurt ill cry” 12.20
RB Chuba Hubbard CAR “Chubby Sucker” 20.90
RB Bijan Robinson ATL “Bird” 26.40
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL “PeePee PooPoo” 2.40
WR DeVonta Smith PHI 1.40
WR Drake London ATL “Kirk’s New Favorite Target” 9.70
WR Puka Nacua LAR “Pukake” 9.80
WR Rashod Bateman BAL “Master Bateman” 11.40
WR Justin Jefferson MIN “my dad” 4.80
TE T.J. Hockenson MIN “Hock Tuah” 7.20
TE Trey McBride ARI “McGroom” 7.10
FLX De'Von Achane RB · MIA “Smeg’Mon Gaychane” 5.20
FLX Malik Nabers WR · NYG 4.80
FLX Javonte Williams RB · DAL 0.70
FLX Brian Thomas WR · JAX 1.20
K Jake Elliott PHI “Smelliott” 10.00
K Jake Moody SF 12.00
DEF Buffalo Bills BUF 19.00
DEF Atlanta Falcons ATL 1.00
Bench 12.90 18.04
DEF Detroit Lions DET 8.00
TE Dalton Schultz HOU 6.60
WR Keenan Allen IND 4.40
QB Aaron Rodgers PIT 4.04
RB Jordan Mason MIN 0.50
TE Evan Engram DEN 4.00
TE Brock Bowers LV 0.00
RB Raheem Mostert LV 3.40
RB Alexander Mattison MIA 0.00
RB Jonathon Brooks CAR 0.00
WR Tyler Lockett TEN 0.00
QB Jordan Love GB 0.00
WR Jerry Jeudy CLE 0.00
RB Brian Robinson WAS 0.00

Hunter: best possible 130.88 (left 3.70 on the bench, 97% efficient) · Tom: best possible 105.24 (left 8.00 on the bench, 92% efficient)

QB Lamar Jackson BAL “Daddy Lamy ” 32.90
QB Sam Darnold SEA 9.44
RB Austin Ekeler WAS 17.10
RB Roschon Johnson CHI 0.10
RB Joe Mixon HOU “His year ” 15.00
RB D'Andre Swift CHI 6.50
WR A.J. Brown PHI 10.90
WR Xavier Legette CAR 4.00
WR Khalil Shakir BUF 5.80
WR Darnell Mooney ATL 9.60
WR George Pickens DAL “Slim Pickens ” 15.50
WR Noah Brown WAS 3.30
TE Dalton Kincaid BUF 2.40
TE Kyle Pitts ATL 5.50
FLX Travis Etienne RB · JAX 4.30
FLX Deebo Samuel WR · WAS 7.60
FLX Braelon Allen RB · NYJ 3.40
FLX Demarcus Robinson WR · SF 2.30
K Brandon Aubrey DAL 7.00
K Younghoe Koo ATL 5.00
DEF Philadelphia Eagles PHI 20.00
DEF Minnesota Vikings MIN 13.00
Bench 23.72 16.34
K Tyler Bass BUF 13.00
QB Kirk Cousins ATL 11.24
QB Matthew Stafford LAR 10.72
TE Zach Ertz WAS 3.10
WR Tre Tucker LV 0.00
WR Calvin Austin PIT 2.00
WR Jayden Reed GB 0.00
QB J.J. McCarthy MIN 0.00
RB Emanuel Wilson GB 0.00
QB Geno Smith LV 0.00
RB Kimani Vidal LAC 0.00
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster KC 0.00
TE Isaiah Likely BAL 0.00
WR Romeo Doubs GB 0.00
RB Isiah Pacheco KC 0.00
WR Parker Washington JAX 0.00

Courtney: best possible 140.30 (left 6.00 on the bench, 96% efficient) · Dominic: best possible 68.94 (left 2.60 on the bench, 96% efficient)

QB Joe Burrow CIN 33.72
QB C.J. Stroud HOU “sophomore slump no 🧢” 11.78
RB Kyren Williams LAR 6.20
RB Saquon Barkley PHI “MVP?” 7.80
RB Derrick Henry BAL 13.10
RB Jahmyr Gibbs DET “Sanic - gotta go fast” 10.80
WR Ja'Marr Chase CIN 44.40
WR Jaylen Waddle MIA “🐧🐧” 5.60
WR Cooper Kupp SEA 8.00
WR Courtland Sutton DEN 13.00
WR Jameson Williams DET 5.30
WR Zay Flowers BAL “Flowers for Zay-lgernon” 3.40
TE Mark Andrews BAL 12.80
TE George Kittle SF 11.70
FLX Sterling Shepard WR · TB 1.00
FLX Terry McLaurin WR · WAS 11.30
FLX Bucky Irving RB · TB 14.70
FLX DJ Moore WR · CHI 2.70
K Ka'imi Fairbairn HOU 13.00
K Evan McPherson CIN 4.00
DEF Chicago Bears CHI 4.00
DEF Los Angeles Chargers LAC “harby’s - we have the meat” 8.00
Bench 15.08 35.70
QB Jayden Daniels WAS 8.58
QB Bo Nix DEN 16.10
WR Wan'Dale Robinson NYG 5.10
WR Ricky Pearsall SF 13.30
WR Jalen Tolbert DAL 1.40
TE Mike Gesicki CIN 3.00
WR Keon Coleman BUF 0.00
RB Ty Chandler MIN 1.80
RB Nick Chubb HOU 0.00
RB Blake Corum LAR 1.50
RB Kenneth Walker SEA 0.00
WR Cedric Tillman CLE 0.00
RB Zach Charbonnet SEA 0.00
WR Chris Godwin TB 0.00
WR Dontayvion Wicks GB 0.00

Blake: best possible 160.32 (left 4.10 on the bench, 97% efficient) · Dan: best possible 105.00 (left 14.92 on the bench, 86% efficient)