Season 12 · 2025

Week 6

The week

Box scores

QB Josh Allen BUF “Jesus Josh” 17.40
QB Jalen Hurts PHI 21.62
RB Chase Brown CIN “Pound Town Brown” 6.90
RB RJ Harvey DEN 2.50
RB James Cook BUF “Let James Cook” 8.70
RB Kenneth Walker SEA 3.70
WR Emeka Egbuka TB 2.40
WR Ja'Marr Chase CIN “Touchdownless like a Moron” 15.10
WR Garrett Wilson NYJ “Guantanimo Garrett” 1.30
WR Michael Pittman IND 2.00
WR Matthew Golden GB “Golden Shower” 10.20
WR Deebo Samuel WAS “Slowest Fucker in the League” 1.40
TE Travis Kelce KC “Certified Swiftie” 7.80
TE Hunter Henry NE 2.70
FLX Kareem Hunt RB · KC 3.40
FLX Tre Tucker WR · LV 7.00
FLX TreVeyon Henderson RB · NE 3.60
FLX Kendrick Bourne WR · SF 14.20
K Jake Bates DET “Jake MasturBates” 5.00
K Jake Elliott PHI 6.00
DEF Buffalo Bills BUF 4.00
DEF Indianapolis Colts IND 4.00
Bench 50.80 28.54
TE Dallas Goedert PHI 17.00
QB Baker Mayfield TB 19.64
WR Hollywood Brown KC 16.50
WR Jerry Jeudy CLE 4.30
RB Bam Knight ARI 11.40
RB Bhayshul Tuten JAX 2.80
QB Justin Fields NYJ 4.90
TE Kyle Pitts ATL 1.80
DEF Philadelphia Eagles PHI 1.00
RB Woody Marks HOU 0.00
WR Mike Evans TB 0.00
TE T.J. Hockenson MIN 0.00
WR Justin Jefferson MIN 0.00
WR Tyquan Thornton KC 0.00
WR Jordan Addison MIN 0.00

Matt: best possible 107.30 (left 36.60 on the bench, 66% efficient) · Dominic: best possible 83.92 (left 3.70 on the bench, 96% efficient)

QB Drake Maye NE 27.24
QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Mahomosexual” 31.48
RB Saquon Barkley PHI 6.70
RB Jonathan Taylor IND “Gaylor” 19.70
RB Rachaad White TB 14.60
RB Cam Skattebo NYG “Crown Prince of CTE” 29.00
WR Calvin Ridley TEN 1.80
WR George Pickens DAL “Move Over CeeDee, You’re Washed” 22.80
WR Jakobi Meyers LV 3.90
WR Drake London ATL 21.80
WR Ladd McConkey LAC 16.00
WR DJ Moore CHI “Beef Stew” 5.20
TE Sam LaPorta DET “Sam LaPortapotty” 11.50
TE Jake Tonges SF “Tongue Ass” 5.80
FLX D'Andre Swift RB · CHI 23.50
FLX De'Von Achane RB · MIA “Smeg’Mon Gaychane” 27.00
FLX Jameson Williams WR · DET 12.60
FLX Josh Jacobs RB · GB “Stupid Washed Bitch Boy” 27.00
K Matt Prater BUF 2.00
K Cameron Dicker LAC “Chinese” 17.00
DEF Los Angeles Rams LAR 17.00
DEF Green Bay Packers GB 2.00
Bench 3.70 54.30
TE David Njoku CLE 2.80
RB Rico Dowdle CAR 29.90
RB Brian Robinson SF 0.80
WR Wan'Dale Robinson NYG 14.40
WR Troy Franklin DEN 0.10
RB Michael Carter ARI 6.40
WR Jayden Reed GB 0.00
RB Kenneth Gainwell PIT 3.60
WR Tory Horton SEA 0.00
RB Zavier Scott MIN 0.00
QB Kyler Murray ARI 0.00
QB J.J. McCarthy MIN 0.00
WR Nico Collins HOU 0.00
TE Brock Bowers LV 0.00
RB Jordan Mason MIN 0.00
DEF Houston Texans HOU 0.00

Abe: best possible 137.84 (left 1.00 on the bench, 99% efficient) · Hunter: best possible 228.18 (left 19.40 on the bench, 91% efficient)

QB Dak Prescott DAL 22.34
QB Matthew Stafford LAR 9.34
RB Ashton Jeanty LV 14.60
RB J.K. Dobbins DEN 4.00
RB Javonte Williams DAL 3.40
RB David Montgomery DET 6.10
WR Tetairoa McMillan CAR 14.90
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba SEA 22.20
WR Cooper Kupp SEA 10.00
WR DeVonta Smith PHI 4.90
WR Courtland Sutton DEN 1.70
WR Xavier Worthy KC 8.60
TE Juwan Johnson NO -0.50
TE Jake Ferguson DAL “Turd Ferguson” 9.30
FLX Quinshon Judkins RB · CLE 3.60
FLX Breece Hall RB · NYJ 5.90
FLX DK Metcalf WR · PIT 15.50
FLX Tucker Kraft TE · GB 10.30
K Brandon Aubrey DAL 9.00
K Jason Myers SEA 10.00
DEF Las Vegas Raiders LV 16.00
DEF New England Patriots NE 5.00
Bench 24.00 26.78
WR Josh Downs IND 10.20
QB Daniel Jones IND 23.48
RB Isiah Pacheco KC 5.10
WR Khalil Shakir BUF 3.30
DEF Baltimore Ravens BAL 5.00
WR Rashee Rice KC 0.00
TE Mark Andrews BAL 2.60
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL 0.00
WR Keon Coleman BUF 1.10
QB Brock Purdy SF 0.00
QB Lamar Jackson BAL 0.00
WR Quentin Johnston LAC 0.00
WR Jalen Nailor MIN 0.00
DEF Minnesota Vikings MIN 0.00

Courtney: best possible 123.84 (left 13.30 on the bench, 89% efficient) · Ethan: best possible 109.78 (left 14.14 on the bench, 87% efficient)

QB Jordan Love GB 15.96
QB Jayden Daniels WAS “Commander Daniels” 22.64
RB Bijan Robinson ATL “Bird” 29.80
RB Derrick Henry BAL “Shocka” 13.00
RB Kyren Williams LAR “Killa Kyren” 14.70
WR Puka Nacua LAR “Pukake” 2.80
WR A.J. Brown PHI “Sir Always Open” 8.00
WR Jaylen Waddle MIA “Mr Wiggle” 9.82
WR Davante Adams LAR “Davante Dash” 3.90
WR Brian Thomas JAX “Brain Tommy” 15.00
WR Chris Olave NO “Everybody Injures Chris” 9.80
TE Trey McBride ARI “McGroom” 13.20
TE Darren Waller MIA 7.20
FLX Jaylen Warren RB · PIT “Jaylen the Lesser” 6.30
FLX Rhamondre Stevenson RB · NE “Mondre Miniscule” 1.80
FLX Tyler Warren TE · IND “Peacen” 12.30
FLX Alvin Kamara RB · NO “Super K” 7.60
K Cam Little JAX 0.00
K Chase McLaughlin TB 7.00
DEF Detroit Lions DET 2.00
DEF New Orleans Saints NO 1.00
Bench 8.60 31.32
WR Tee Higgins CIN 6.20
QB Jared Goff DET 16.82
RB Kaleb Johnson PIT 1.50
TE Zach Ertz WAS 10.30
WR Jauan Jennings SF 0.70
WR Elic Ayomanor TEN 2.70
RB Ollie Gordon MIA 0.20
WR Travis Hunter JAX 1.50
RB Trey Benson ARI 0.00
RB Bucky Irving TB 0.00
WR Malik Nabers NYG 0.00
K Ka'imi Fairbairn HOU 0.00
QB Joe Burrow CIN 0.00
WR Chris Godwin TB 0.00
QB C.J. Stroud HOU 0.00

Tom: best possible 115.38 (left 3.40 on the bench, 97% efficient) · Blake: best possible 105.14 (left 8.50 on the bench, 92% efficient)

QB Justin Herbert LAC “Bustin’ Slurpert” 18.76
QB Caleb Williams CHI “I can’t keep defending you” 19.88
RB Jahmyr Gibbs DET 6.50
RB Christian McCaffrey SF 17.10
RB Tony Pollard TEN “STILL Zeke’s Father” 4.70
RB Zach Charbonnet SEA 3.70
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown DET 4.70
WR Stefon Diggs NE “Mr. Cardi B” 2.80
WR Marvin Harrison ARI “Ass Sucker” 3.20
WR Keenan Allen LAC 2.70
WR Rashid Shaheed NO “Rashid Shithead” 2.80
WR Zay Flowers BAL “Flowers for Zay-lgernon” 2.60
TE Harold Fannin CLE 8.10
TE Dalton Kincaid BUF 0.00
FLX Rome Odunze WR · CHI “Dome Oh-Cumsies” 3.20
FLX Travis Etienne RB · JAX 5.50
FLX Romeo Doubs WR · GB 5.50
FLX Sterling Shepard WR · TB 5.10
K Harrison Butker KC “Women’s Rights Advocate” 6.00
K Michael Badgley IND 8.00
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers PIT 10.00
DEF Denver Broncos DEN 13.00
Bench 22.50 24.36
RB Tyler Allgeier ATL 9.80
QB Bo Nix DEN 13.36
TE AJ Barner SEA 7.10
DEF Seattle Seahawks SEA 11.00
WR Ryan Flournoy DAL 3.30
RB Omarion Hampton LAC 0.00
RB Blake Corum LAR 2.30
WR Tyreek Hill MIA 0.00
WR Ricky Pearsall SF 0.00
RB Nick Chubb HOU 0.00
RB Joe Mixon HOU 0.00
WR Terry McLaurin WAS 0.00
RB Aaron Jones MIN 0.00
WR Brandon Aiyuk SF 0.00
TE George Kittle SF 0.00
RB Chuba Hubbard CAR 0.00

Asher: best possible 84.46 (left 11.00 on the bench, 87% efficient) · Dan: best possible 80.38 (perfect lineup)