Season 12 · 2025

Week 14

The week

Box scores

QB Josh Allen BUF “Jesus Josh” 37.84
QB Dak Prescott DAL 20.44
RB Chase Brown CIN “Pound Town Brown” 15.50
RB Ashton Jeanty LV 3.80
RB James Cook BUF “Let James Cook” 9.10
RB Quinshon Judkins CLE 8.40
WR Justin Jefferson MIN “Bustin’ Befferson” 1.10
WR Devaughn Vele NO 4.00
WR Emeka Egbuka TB 1.50
WR DK Metcalf PIT 14.80
WR Jordan Addison MIN “D-Dub Jordan” 6.20
WR Courtland Sutton DEN 6.20
TE Travis Kelce KC “Certified Swiftie” 0.80
TE Juwan Johnson NO 3.80
FLX Kyle Monangai RB · CHI 7.70
FLX Javonte Williams RB · DAL 12.70
FLX Zonovan Knight RB · ARI 3.40
FLX Chris Rodriguez RB · WAS 5.20
K Jake Bates DET “Jake MasturBates” 16.00
K Brandon Aubrey DAL 23.00
DEF SEA SEA 19.00
DEF KC KC 4.00
Bench 21.80 37.76
DEF PHI PHI 13.00
QB Lamar Jackson BAL 22.06
TE Dallas Goedert PHI 7.80
WR Cooper Kupp SEA 9.50
RB Emanuel Wilson GB 1.00
RB Isiah Pacheco KC 3.00
WR Matthew Golden GB 0.00
WR Josh Downs IND 2.30
QB Jaxson Dart NYG 0.00
TE Mark Andrews BAL 0.90
RB TreVeyon Henderson NE 0.00
WR Tetairoa McMillan CAR 0.00
WR Garrett Wilson NYJ 0.00
WR Darius Slayton NYG 0.00

Matt: best possible 125.14 (left 7.00 on the bench, 94% efficient) · Courtney: best possible 113.66 (left 7.32 on the bench, 94% efficient)

QB Jared Goff DET “Goofy Goff” 16.16
QB Bo Nix DEN “Osama Bo Laden” 15.98
RB Kyren Williams LAR “Killa Kyren” 15.70
RB Nick Chubb HOU 0.30
RB Derrick Henry BAL “Shocka” 10.20
RB Travis Etienne JAX 20.20
WR Davante Adams LAR “Davante Dash” 2.90
WR Zay Flowers BAL “Flowers for Zay-lgernon” 12.60
WR Ladd McConkey LAC 1.20
WR Terry McLaurin WAS 4.10
WR A.J. Brown PHI “Sir Always Open” 10.00
WR Keenan Allen LAC 2.20
TE Zach Ertz WAS 1.10
TE Dawson Knox BUF “Slops-on Cox” 11.30
FLX Alec Pierce WR · IND 8.00
FLX Zach Charbonnet RB · SEA 6.60
FLX Bucky Irving RB · TB “Bucky Bolts” 14.10
FLX Ty Johnson RB · BUF 3.90
K Tyler Loop BAL 10.00
K Daniel Carlson LV 6.00
DEF LAR LAR 6.00
DEF DEN DEN 11.00
Bench 17.82 39.24
RB Sean Tucker TB 8.90
QB Caleb Williams CHI 15.94
QB Jayden Daniels WAS 3.72
RB Omarion Hampton LAC 12.70
WR Chris Olave NO 3.00
TE Dalton Kincaid BUF 10.10
TE Dalton Schultz HOU 2.20
WR Sterling Shepard TB 0.50
WR Tez Johnson TB 0.00
WR Mike Evans TB 0.00
WR Travis Hunter JAX 0.00
WR Stefon Diggs NE 0.00
RB Alvin Kamara NO 0.00
WR Brandon Aiyuk SF 0.00
WR Parker Washington JAX 0.00
RB Chuba Hubbard CAR 0.00

Blake: best possible 104.26 (left 8.90 on the bench, 91% efficient) · Dan: best possible 112.78 (left 18.60 on the bench, 84% efficient)

QB Joe Burrow CIN “Chilly Guy” 25.36
QB Baker Mayfield TB 12.08
RB Bijan Robinson ATL “Bird” 7.40
RB Jordan Mason MIN 11.20
RB Jaylen Warren PIT “Jaylen the Lesser” 12.20
RB D'Andre Swift CHI 8.20
WR Puka Nacua LAR “Pukake” 28.70
WR Jakobi Meyers JAX 10.80
WR Jaylen Waddle MIA “Mr Wiggle” 13.10
WR Nico Collins HOU “Freak-o (in the sheets) Collins” 12.10
WR Brian Thomas JAX “Brain Tommy” 8.70
WR Jayden Reed GB 5.30
TE Trey McBride ARI “McGroom” 5.80
TE Oronde Gadsden LAC 0.70
FLX Devin Neal RB · NO 14.40
FLX Kimani Vidal RB · LAC 10.40
FLX Tee Higgins WR · CIN “TeeHee” 21.20
FLX Troy Franklin WR · DEN 1.10
K Matt Prater BUF 7.00
K Wil Lutz DEN 6.00
DEF DET DET 10.00
DEF BAL BAL 0.00
Bench 51.38 30.40
QB Jordan Love GB 20.26
WR Christian Watson GB 20.90
WR Jerry Jeudy CLE 13.60
WR Chris Godwin TB 5.50
QB C.J. Stroud HOU 12.62
WR Jayden Higgins HOU 3.40
WR Darnell Mooney ATL 0.60
TE Tyler Warren IND 1.70
QB Drake Maye NE 0.00
RB Trey Benson ARI 0.00
RB Rhamondre Stevenson NE 0.00
WR Malik Nabers NYG 0.00
WR Kayshon Boutte NE 0.00
WR Jauan Jennings SF 0.00

Tom: best possible 160.06 (left 6.20 on the bench, 96% efficient) · Abe: best possible 97.88 (left 20.00 on the bench, 80% efficient)

QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Mahomosexual” 8.30
QB Jalen Hurts PHI 4.40
RB Jonathan Taylor IND “Gaylor” 11.40
RB Woody Marks HOU 13.60
RB De'Von Achane MIA “Smeg’Mon Gaychane” 16.50
RB RJ Harvey DEN 16.00
WR George Pickens DAL “Move Over CeeDee, You’re Washed” 3.70
WR Deebo Samuel WAS “Slowest Fucker in the League” 2.70
WR Michael Wilson ARI “Michael Chungus” 26.20
WR Ja'Marr Chase CIN “Touchdownless like a Moron” 5.20
WR DJ Moore CHI “Beef Stew” -0.40
WR Michael Pittman IND 7.90
TE Brock Bowers LV “Cock Powers” 10.60
TE Colston Loveland CHI 8.90
FLX Josh Jacobs RB · GB “Stupid Washed Bitch Boy” 15.20
FLX Kareem Hunt RB · KC 9.00
FLX Kenneth Gainwell RB · PIT “Brainswell” 10.20
FLX Kenneth Walker RB · SEA 2.80
K Cameron Dicker LAC “Chinese” 20.00
K Chris Boswell PIT 9.00
DEF WAS WAS 3.00
DEF ATL ATL 0.00
Bench 45.50 41.46
RB Blake Corum LAR 25.10
QB Sam Darnold SEA 23.26
DEF HOU HOU 12.00
TE Kyle Pitts ATL 9.00
WR Chimere Dike TEN 8.40
WR John Metchie NYJ 3.40
TE Theo Johnson NYG 0.00
WR Tre Tucker LV 2.40
RB Cam Skattebo NYG 0.00
WR Adonai Mitchell NYJ 2.40
RB Rico Dowdle CAR 0.00
DEF IND IND 1.00
WR Drake London ATL 0.00
RB Christian McCaffrey SF 0.00
WR Wan'Dale Robinson NYG 0.00

Hunter: best possible 157.40 (left 32.70 on the bench, 79% efficient) · Dominic: best possible 106.26 (left 26.76 on the bench, 75% efficient)

QB Kirk Cousins ATL “Mediocrity Incarnate” 4.48
QB Matthew Stafford LAR 23.24
RB Jahmyr Gibbs DET 30.00
RB Breece Hall NYJ 4.30
RB Saquon Barkley PHI 18.20
RB David Montgomery DET 13.30
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown DET 9.20
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba SEA 21.10
WR Jameson Williams DET 10.30
WR Rashee Rice KC “Need for Speed” 3.40
WR Rashid Shaheed SEA “Rashid Shithead” 12.70
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL “Bum city” 12.10
TE Darren Waller MIA 1.70
TE Brenton Strange JAX 2.70
FLX Aaron Jones RB · MIN 7.60
FLX DeVonta Smith WR · PHI 3.70
FLX Romeo Doubs WR · GB 0.00
FLX Khalil Shakir WR · BUF 7.60
K Harrison Butker KC “Women’s Rights Advocate” 4.00
K Jason Myers SEA 14.00
DEF TB TB 5.00
DEF CLE CLE 2.00
Bench 47.96 13.90
RB Tony Pollard TEN 28.10
TE Jake Ferguson DAL 5.80
QB Justin Herbert LAC 13.16
WR Xavier Worthy KC 5.50
RB Tyler Allgeier ATL 6.70
QB Daniel Jones IND 1.80
WR Rome Odunze CHI 0.00
WR Quentin Johnston LAC 0.80
WR Marvin Harrison ARI 0.00
RB Tyrone Tracy NYG 0.00
WR Ricky Pearsall SF 0.00
RB Devin Singletary NYG 0.00
TE George Kittle SF 0.00
RB J.K. Dobbins DEN 0.00
QB Brock Purdy SF 0.00
DEF NE NE 0.00

Asher: best possible 139.96 (left 36.78 on the bench, 74% efficient) · Ethan: best possible 112.64 (left 5.20 on the bench, 95% efficient)