Season 12 · 2025

Week 13

The week

Box scores

QB Dak Prescott DAL 21.60
QB Bo Nix DEN “Osama Bo Laden” 17.44
RB Ashton Jeanty LV 6.10
RB Nick Chubb HOU 9.40
RB Quinshon Judkins CLE 12.90
RB Travis Etienne JAX 4.10
WR Tetairoa McMillan CAR 10.30
WR Stefon Diggs NE “Mr. Cardi B” 2.60
WR DK Metcalf PIT 3.20
WR Terry McLaurin WAS 15.60
WR Courtland Sutton DEN 12.20
WR Zay Flowers BAL “Flowers for Zay-lgernon” -1.40
TE Juwan Johnson NO 3.90
TE Dawson Knox BUF “Slops-on Cox” 2.80
FLX Javonte Williams RB · DAL 14.00
FLX Zach Charbonnet RB · SEA 11.20
FLX Chris Rodriguez RB · WAS 10.10
FLX Keenan Allen WR · LAC 3.00
K Brandon Aubrey DAL 12.00
K Daniel Carlson LV 2.00
DEF MIA MIA “My only hope ” 9.00
DEF SF SF 11.00
Bench 41.34 34.26
WR Darius Slayton NYG 12.10
RB Chuba Hubbard CAR 18.40
QB Lamar Jackson BAL 7.54
QB Caleb Williams CHI 10.46
WR Keon Coleman BUF 6.90
DEF DEN DEN 4.00
TE Mark Andrews BAL 4.70
TE Cade Otton TB 0.90
WR Josh Downs IND 4.40
WR Sterling Shepard TB 0.50
RB Isiah Pacheco KC 3.30
TE Dalton Kincaid BUF 0.00
WR Cooper Kupp SEA 2.40
RB Omarion Hampton LAC 0.00
WR Brandon Aiyuk SF 0.00

Courtney: best possible 125.80 (left 10.50 on the bench, 92% efficient) · Dan: best possible 97.54 (left 19.80 on the bench, 80% efficient)

QB Josh Allen BUF “Jesus Josh” 17.72
QB Jared Goff DET “Goofy Goff” 20.64
RB Chase Brown CIN “Pound Town Brown” 11.30
RB Kyren Williams LAR “Killa Kyren” 13.20
RB James Cook BUF “Let James Cook” 15.70
RB Derrick Henry BAL “Shocka” 16.40
WR Justin Jefferson MIN “Bustin’ Befferson” 0.40
WR Davante Adams LAR “Davante Dash” 17.80
WR Emeka Egbuka TB 4.20
WR Ladd McConkey LAC 9.90
WR Jordan Addison MIN “D-Dub Jordan” 3.60
WR A.J. Brown PHI “Sir Always Open” 25.20
TE Travis Kelce KC “Certified Swiftie” 10.50
TE Zach Ertz WAS 10.60
FLX TreVeyon Henderson RB · NE 8.60
FLX Chris Olave WR · NO “Everybody Injures Chris” 10.70
FLX Dallas Goedert TE · PHI 2.70
FLX Sean Tucker RB · TB 0.00
K Jake Bates DET “Jake MasturBates” 6.00
K Tyler Loop BAL 2.00
DEF SEA SEA 30.00
DEF LAR LAR 2.00
Bench 51.76 36.50
RB Kyle Monangai CHI 19.00
RB Bucky Irving TB 14.10
RB Zonovan Knight ARI 13.80
WR Alec Pierce IND 13.80
QB Jaxson Dart NYG 13.56
TE Dalton Schultz HOU 5.50
DEF PHI PHI 4.00
WR Parker Washington JAX 2.60
RB Emanuel Wilson GB 1.40
WR Tez Johnson TB 0.50
WR Matthew Golden GB 0.00
QB Jayden Daniels WAS 0.00
WR Garrett Wilson NYJ 0.00
WR Travis Hunter JAX 0.00
RB Alvin Kamara NO 0.00

Matt: best possible 132.22 (left 21.50 on the bench, 84% efficient) · Blake: best possible 146.44 (left 18.00 on the bench, 88% efficient)

QB Drake Maye NE 20.48
QB Matthew Stafford LAR 13.62
RB Bhayshul Tuten JAX 7.90
RB Breece Hall NYJ 13.60
RB D'Andre Swift CHI 19.80
RB Tyrone Tracy NYG 3.30
WR Troy Franklin DEN 2.10
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba SEA 2.30
WR Nico Collins HOU “Freak-o (in the sheets) Collins” 16.50
WR Rashee Rice KC “Need for Speed” 21.40
WR Christian Watson GB 14.30
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL “Bum city” 17.20
TE Oronde Gadsden LAC 2.70
TE Jake Ferguson DAL “Turd Ferguson” 3.60
FLX Kimani Vidal RB · LAC 19.70
FLX DeVonta Smith WR · PHI 4.80
FLX Kayshon Boutte WR · NE 9.50
FLX Khalil Shakir WR · BUF 0.50
K Cairo Santos CHI 6.00
K Jason Myers SEA 19.00
DEF LAC LAC 8.00
DEF NE NE 11.00
Bench 63.46 70.34
WR Jakobi Meyers JAX 15.30
RB Devin Singletary NYG 16.20
QB Baker Mayfield TB 14.46
QB Daniel Jones IND 16.14
WR Andrei Iosivas CIN 8.90
RB David Montgomery DET 10.80
RB Rhamondre Stevenson NE 8.00
TE Brenton Strange JAX 10.50
WR Chris Godwin TB 7.80
WR Quentin Johnston LAC 8.30
WR Jayden Higgins HOU 6.50
WR Xavier Worthy KC 7.40
WR Darnell Mooney ATL 2.50
DEF CLE CLE 1.00
WR Jayden Reed GB 0.00
RB J.K. Dobbins DEN 0.00

Abe: best possible 141.18 (left 14.20 on the bench, 90% efficient) · Ethan: best possible 151.54 (left 41.22 on the bench, 73% efficient)

QB Jalen Hurts PHI 17.30
QB Justin Herbert LAC “Bustin’ Slurpert” 13.84
RB Woody Marks HOU 6.70
RB Jahmyr Gibbs DET 8.60
RB Christian McCaffrey SF 13.40
RB Saquon Barkley PHI 5.60
WR Deebo Samuel WAS “Slowest Fucker in the League” 6.10
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown DET 0.00
WR Ja'Marr Chase CIN “Touchdownless like a Moron” 11.00
WR Jameson Williams DET 19.90
WR Michael Pittman IND 1.30
WR Marvin Harrison ARI “Ass Sucker” 6.90
TE Colston Loveland CHI 2.80
TE George Kittle SF “Washed” 6.70
FLX RJ Harvey RB · DEN 18.20
FLX Rome Odunze WR · CHI “Dome Oh-Cumsies” 0.80
FLX Kenneth Walker RB · SEA 7.40
FLX Romeo Doubs WR · GB 8.00
K Chris Boswell PIT 1.00
K Harrison Butker KC “Women’s Rights Advocate” 4.00
DEF ATL ATL 2.00
DEF TB TB 7.00
Bench 30.32 35.56
TE Kyle Pitts ATL 8.20
QB Kirk Cousins ATL 13.36
RB Kareem Hunt KC 8.00
RB Tyler Allgeier ATL 11.50
DEF IND IND 5.00
RB Tony Pollard TEN 4.30
QB Sam Darnold SEA 3.12
RB Rachaad White TB 2.90
WR Mack Hollins NE 2.30
WR Rashid Shaheed SEA 1.60
WR Tre Tucker LV 2.00
WR Ricky Pearsall SF 1.40
WR John Metchie NYJ 1.70
RB Aaron Jones MIN 0.50

Dominic: best possible 97.90 (left 10.70 on the bench, 89% efficient) · Asher: best possible 96.34 (left 15.00 on the bench, 84% efficient)

QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Mahomosexual” 29.44
QB Joe Burrow CIN “Chilly Guy” 19.24
RB Jonathan Taylor IND “Gaylor” 12.10
RB Bijan Robinson ATL “Bird” 25.30
RB Josh Jacobs GB “Stupid Washed Bitch Boy” 9.10
RB Jaylen Warren PIT “Jaylen the Lesser” 10.40
WR George Pickens DAL “Move Over CeeDee, You’re Washed” 10.80
WR Puka Nacua LAR “Pukake” 7.20
WR Michael Wilson ARI “Michael Chungus” 3.60
WR Jaylen Waddle MIA “Mr Wiggle” 4.00
WR Wan'Dale Robinson NYG “Wang’Gayle Slobinson” 3.40
WR Brian Thomas JAX “Brain Tommy” 2.80
TE Brock Bowers LV “Cock Powers” 18.30
TE Trey McBride ARI “McGroom” 14.20
FLX De'Von Achane RB · MIA “Smeg’Mon Gaychane” 19.40
FLX Devin Neal RB · NO 6.90
FLX Rico Dowdle RB · CAR 7.90
FLX Jauan Jennings WR · SF “The real JJ” 9.90
K Cameron Dicker LAC “Chinese” 9.00
K Matt Prater BUF 8.00
DEF JAX JAX 14.00
DEF DET DET -1.00
Bench 15.00 48.60
RB Kenneth Gainwell PIT 4.50
QB Jordan Love GB 25.76
K Jake Elliott PHI 4.00
QB C.J. Stroud HOU 10.04
TE Theo Johnson NYG 2.90
TE Tyler Warren IND 8.20
WR DJ Moore CHI 2.70
WR Jerry Jeudy CLE 2.60
DEF HOU HOU 2.00
RB Cam Skattebo NYG 0.00
RB Trey Benson ARI 0.00
WR Drake London ATL 0.00
WR Malik Nabers NYG 0.00
WR Chimere Dike TEN -1.10
WR Tee Higgins CIN 0.00

Hunter: best possible 137.04 (perfect lineup) · Tom: best possible 119.86 (left 12.92 on the bench, 89% efficient)