Season 8 · 2021

Week 3

The week

Box scores

QB Kirk Cousins MIN “SUPER BOWL LVII MVP” 25.12
QB Dak Prescott DAL 20.12
RB Nick Chubb CLE 8.40
RB Kenneth Gainwell PHI 3.40
RB Antonio Gibson WAS 16.40
RB Austin Ekeler LAC “Christian McEkeler” 16.70
WR Tyreek Hill KC 4.70
WR DK Metcalf SEA 16.70
WR A.J. Brown TEN 0.30
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL 6.50
WR Kenny Golladay NYG 6.40
WR Zach Pascal IND 3.10
TE Robert Tonyan GB “dead to me tonyan” 0.60
TE George Kittle SF 10.10
FLX Damien Harris RB · NE 1.10
FLX Tim Patrick WR · DEN 9.80
FLX Courtland Sutton WR · DEN 3.70
FLX Darnell Mooney WR · CHI 0.90
K Matt Gay LAR 11.00
K Daniel Carlson LV 13.00
DEF New England Patriots NE 3.00
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers PIT 2.00
Bench 60.24 29.52
RB James Conner ARI 17.30
QB Matt Ryan ATL 15.62
QB Baker Mayfield CLE 16.94
WR Jalen Reagor PHI 5.30
WR Brandin Cooks HOU 11.70
WR Laviska Shenault JAX 4.80
RB Mike Davis ATL 7.00
RB J.D. McKissic WAS 3.80
WR Marvin Jones JAX 6.20
WR Michael Thomas NO 0.00
RB Ronald Jones TB 1.10
RB Dalvin Cook MIN 0.00
WR Michael Gallup DAL 0.00
WR Curtis Samuel WAS 0.00
RB Elijah Mitchell SF 0.00
RB Justin Jackson LAC 0.00

Abe: best possible 113.12 (left 32.40 on the bench, 71% efficient) · Matt: best possible 108.82 (left 6.50 on the bench, 94% efficient)

QB Justin Herbert LAC “Bustin’ Slurpert” 30.84
QB Lamar Jackson BAL “That Guy, Pal” 20.28
RB Christian McCaffrey CAR 4.00
RB David Montgomery CHI 5.50
RB Miles Sanders PHI “Lost Fucking Cause” 5.50
RB Derrick Henry TEN 16.40
WR Calvin Ridley ATL 6.10
WR DeAndre Hopkins ARI 2.10
WR Allen Robinson CHI “Bust Throbin’-son” 2.70
WR Chris Godwin TB 13.60
WR Mike Evans TB 10.60
WR Odell Beckham CLE 8.70
TE Logan Thomas WAS 8.20
TE Noah Fant DEN 1.50
FLX Devin Singletary RB · BUF “Seven Dingleberry” 2.60
FLX DeVonta Smith WR · PHI 2.80
FLX Tony Pollard RB · DAL “Zeke’s Father” 6.50
FLX Jonathan Taylor RB · IND 7.20
K Harrison Butker KC “Harry But(tfuc)ker” 6.00
K Jason Myers SEA 7.00
DEF San Francisco 49ers SF 0.00
DEF Las Vegas Raiders LV 4.00
Bench 81.94 47.04
QB Derek Carr LV 22.24
QB Jalen Hurts PHI 22.54
RB Kareem Hunt CLE 21.50
RB Sony Michel LAR 7.90
WR Christian Kirk ARI 10.40
RB Chuba Hubbard CAR 7.90
WR Jakobi Meyers NE 9.40
WR DeVante Parker MIA 4.20
DEF Green Bay Packers GB 7.00
TE Hunter Henry NE 3.60
QB Trey Lance SF 6.10
RB Michael Carter NYJ 2.90
WR Marquise Brown BAL 5.30
DEF Washington Football Team WAS -2.00
RB Gus Edwards BAL 0.00

Asher: best possible 122.04 (left 39.00 on the bench, 68% efficient) · Dan: best possible 103.04 (left 13.96 on the bench, 86% efficient)

QB Aaron Rodgers GB 18.04
QB Kyler Murray ARI 19.54
RB Saquon Barkley NYG 15.40
RB Joe Mixon CIN 9.40
RB Kenyan Drake LV 5.70
RB Alvin Kamara NO 17.80
WR Robert Woods LAR 3.80
WR DJ Moore CAR 12.50
WR Henry Ruggs LV 8.50
WR Cooper Kupp LAR 21.60
WR Sterling Shepard NYG 1.60
WR Justin Jefferson MIN 17.80
TE Mike Gesicki MIA 8.60
TE T.J. Hockenson DET 1.00
FLX D.J. Chark WR · JAX 10.90
FLX Clyde Edwards-Helaire RB · KC 14.90
FLX Michael Pittman WR · IND 7.30
FLX Amari Cooper WR · DAL 2.60
K Greg Zuerlein DAL 5.00
K Ryan Succop TB 6.00
DEF Arizona Cardinals ARI 18.00
DEF Buffalo Bills BUF 7.00
Bench 32.28 68.48
QB Joe Burrow CIN 18.58
QB Tom Brady TB 28.68
WR Cole Beasley BUF 9.80
RB Javonte Williams DEN 10.20
RB Latavius Murray BAL 2.80
WR Chase Claypool PIT 9.60
RB David Johnson HOU 1.10
RB Trey Sermon SF 9.40
RB Josh Jacobs LV 0.00
TE Dallas Goedert PHI 6.60
WR Diontae Johnson PIT 0.00
WR Will Fuller MIA 4.00
WR Jerry Jeudy DEN 0.00
WR Tee Higgins CIN 0.00
TE Juwan Johnson NO 0.00
RB Travis Etienne JAX 0.00

Blake: best possible 111.58 (left 8.74 on the bench, 92% efficient) · Tom: best possible 152.68 (left 22.54 on the bench, 85% efficient)

QB Daniel Jones NYG 16.54
QB Josh Allen BUF 37.22
RB Aaron Jones GB 15.60
RB D'Andre Swift DET 16.70
RB Najee Harris PIT 14.20
RB Leonard Fournette TB 3.40
WR Davante Adams GB 19.20
WR Julio Jones TEN 4.70
WR Adam Thielen MIN 11.00
WR Tyler Lockett SEA 3.10
WR Stefon Diggs BUF 6.20
WR Nelson Agholor NE 1.70
TE Darren Waller LV 5.40
TE Travis Kelce KC 10.40
FLX Alexander Mattison RB · MIN 17.10
FLX Robby Anderson WR · CAR 0.80
FLX Chase Edmonds RB · ARI 7.50
FLX Mecole Hardman WR · KC 9.50
K Tyler Bass BUF 14.00
K Justin Tucker BAL 17.00
DEF Cleveland Browns CLE 16.00
DEF Denver Broncos DEN 19.00
Bench 90.18 52.72
WR Mike Williams LAC 26.20
QB Matthew Stafford LAR 29.52
QB Ryan Tannehill TEN 23.48
K Rodrigo Blankenship IND 11.00
RB Zack Moss BUF 15.10
TE Tyler Higbee LAR 10.00
RB Jamaal Williams DET 12.70
WR Elijah Moore NYJ 2.20
RB Tevin Coleman NYJ 0.00
TE Jonnu Smith NE 0.40
RB Darrell Henderson LAR 0.00
WR Rondale Moore ARI 0.40
DEF Tampa Bay Buccaneers TB 0.00

Courtney: best possible 178.18 (left 35.44 on the bench, 80% efficient) · Mitch: best possible 133.22 (left 9.70 on the bench, 93% efficient)

QB Russell Wilson SEA 16.62
QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Mahomosexual” 24.90
RB Chris Carson SEA 14.20
RB James Robinson JAX “Gay-mes Slob-inson” 19.40
RB Melvin Gordon DEN 14.10
RB Ty'Son Williams BAL 2.20
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster PIT 2.50
WR Keenan Allen LAC 11.00
WR Terry McLaurin WAS 6.20
WR Tyler Boyd CIN 9.60
WR Deebo Samuel SF 5.20
RB Cordarrelle Patterson ATL “Dad” 10.20
TE Rob Gronkowski TB 5.50
TE Mark Andrews BAL “Money Mandrewz” 10.90
FLX Ja'Marr Chase WR · CIN 18.50
FLX Ezekiel Elliott RB · DAL “Bed-Shitting Winner 🎓” 23.60
FLX Kyle Pitts TE · ATL 3.50
FLX K.J. Osborn WR · MIN 2.60
K Younghoe Koo ATL 6.00
K Dustin Hopkins LAC 5.00
DEF Los Angeles Rams LAR 3.00
DEF Carolina Panthers CAR 8.00
Bench 15.22 55.80
WR Corey Davis NYJ 4.10
QB Mac Jones NE 14.60
K Robbie Gould SF 4.00
RB Nyheim Hines IND 13.90
QB Justin Fields CHI 3.92
WR Brandon Aiyuk SF 10.50
TE Jared Cook LAC 2.70
RB Myles Gaskin MIA 7.40
RB Phillip Lindsay HOU 0.50
WR Jaylen Waddle MIA 5.80
WR Jarvis Landry CLE 0.00
DEF Baltimore Ravens BAL 3.00
RB Rhamondre Stevenson NE 0.00
RB James White NE 0.60
WR Antonio Brown TB 0.00

Dominic: best possible 96.92 (left 1.60 on the bench, 98% efficient) · Hunter: best possible 147.00 (left 19.60 on the bench, 87% efficient)

Player points don’t exactly match the official score for Dominic (later stat corrections or incomplete records). The team totals above are official.