Season 8 · 2021

Week 2

The week

Box scores

QB Kirk Cousins MIN “SUPER BOWL LVII MVP” 25.26
QB Lamar Jackson BAL “That Guy, Pal” 34.26
RB Nick Chubb CLE 15.80
RB David Montgomery CHI 7.90
RB Antonio Gibson WAS 7.30
RB Jonathan Taylor IND 5.30
WR Tyreek Hill KC 2.90
WR DeAndre Hopkins ARI 11.40
WR A.J. Brown TEN 4.30
WR DeVonta Smith PHI 1.60
WR Courtland Sutton DEN 15.90
WR DeVante Parker MIA 4.20
TE Robert Tonyan GB “dead to me tonyan” 11.20
TE Noah Fant DEN 9.30
FLX Damien Harris RB · NE 12.40
FLX Chris Godwin WR · TB 12.20
FLX Elijah Mitchell RB · SF 5.30
FLX Derrick Henry RB · TEN 41.70
K Mason Crosby GB 5.00
K Jason Myers SEA 6.00
Bench 42.12 44.40
WR Brandin Cooks HOU 13.80
QB Jalen Hurts PHI 21.80
WR Marvin Jones JAX 11.50
RB Michael Carter NYJ 8.80
RB Mike Davis ATL 6.30
RB Sony Michel LAR 4.60
WR Kenny Golladay NYG 3.80
TE Hunter Henry NE 4.20
RB Ronald Jones TB 3.60
RB Mark Ingram NO 4.00
RB James Conner ARI 2.60
RB Chuba Hubbard CAR 1.00
QB Tua Tagovailoa MIA 0.52
WR Odell Beckham CLE 0.00
WR Michael Gallup DAL 0.00

Abe: best possible 143.46 (left 19.10 on the bench, 87% efficient) · Dan: best possible 144.06 (left 7.20 on the bench, 95% efficient)

QB Justin Herbert LAC “Bustin’ Slurpert” 16.72
QB Russell Wilson SEA 23.32
RB Christian McCaffrey CAR 19.70
RB Chris Carson SEA 15.10
RB Miles Sanders PHI “Lost Fucking Cause” 5.90
RB Melvin Gordon DEN 6.90
WR Calvin Ridley ATL 12.30
WR Corey Davis NYJ 0.80
WR Mike Evans TB 19.50
WR Terry McLaurin WAS 16.70
WR Allen Robinson CHI “Bust Throbin’-son” 8.40
WR Deebo Samuel SF 10.10
TE Logan Thomas WAS 4.50
TE Rob Gronkowski TB 15.90
FLX Kareem Hunt RB · CLE “Supreme Cunt” 5.30
FLX Ja'Marr Chase WR · CIN 11.40
FLX Jakobi Meyers WR · NE 3.80
FLX Jarvis Landry WR · CLE 0.90
K Harrison Butker KC “Harry But(tfuc)ker” 5.00
K Younghoe Koo ATL 5.00
DEF Green Bay Packers GB 6.00
DEF Los Angeles Rams LAR 8.00
Bench 69.70 39.40
RB Tony Pollard DAL 20.00
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster PIT 10.40
WR Marquise Brown BAL 17.30
RB Phillip Lindsay HOU 8.40
RB Devin Singletary BUF 15.10
TE Kyle Pitts ATL 7.30
DEF San Francisco 49ers SF 8.00
K Robbie Gould SF 6.00
WR Christian Kirk ARI 6.50
QB Justin Fields CHI 4.50
WR Russell Gage ATL 2.80
TE Jared Cook LAC 2.80
RB Gus Edwards BAL 0.00
RB Rhamondre Stevenson NE 0.00
QB Trey Lance SF 0.00

Asher: best possible 146.52 (left 39.40 on the bench, 73% efficient) · Dominic: best possible 132.62 (left 18.50 on the bench, 86% efficient)

QB Aaron Rodgers GB 26.80
QB Ryan Tannehill TEN 14.58
RB Saquon Barkley NYG 6.90
RB Aaron Jones GB 35.50
RB Kenyan Drake LV 5.50
RB Najee Harris PIT 14.10
WR Robert Woods LAR 7.00
WR Davante Adams GB 12.10
WR Diontae Johnson PIT 10.50
WR Adam Thielen MIN 9.90
WR Sterling Shepard NYG 8.50
WR Stefon Diggs BUF 12.00
TE Mike Gesicki MIA 4.10
TE Darren Waller LV 6.50
FLX D.J. Chark WR · JAX 1.90
FLX Mike Williams WR · LAC 15.10
FLX Cole Beasley WR · BUF 3.60
FLX Chase Edmonds RB · ARI 7.50
K Greg Zuerlein DAL 10.00
K Tyler Bass BUF 5.00
DEF Arizona Cardinals ARI 1.00
DEF Cleveland Browns CLE 5.00
Bench 59.68 48.92
WR Henry Ruggs LV 17.50
WR Rondale Moore ARI 17.40
QB Joe Burrow CIN 13.28
RB Zack Moss BUF 13.40
WR Michael Pittman IND 12.30
QB Trevor Lawrence JAX 8.82
RB Latavius Murray BAL 9.60
RB Jamaal Williams DET 3.70
RB David Johnson HOU 4.70
TE Jonnu Smith NE 2.80
TE Juwan Johnson NO 2.30
RB Alexander Mattison MIN 2.80
RB Josh Jacobs LV 0.00
WR Jerry Jeudy DEN 0.00

Blake: best possible 114.20 (left 28.40 on the bench, 75% efficient) · Courtney: best possible 150.68 (left 13.40 on the bench, 91% efficient)

QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Mahomosexual” 25.02
QB Dak Prescott DAL 8.48
RB Myles Gaskin MIA “Myles Trashkin” 4.60
RB Dalvin Cook MIN 14.80
RB James Robinson JAX “Gay-mes Slob-inson” 6.40
RB Austin Ekeler LAC “Christian McEkeler” 13.50
WR Keenan Allen LAC 10.80
WR DK Metcalf SEA 5.30
WR Antonio Brown TB “#NoMoreWhiteWoman2020” 1.70
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL 9.40
WR Jaylen Waddle MIA 2.80
WR Laviska Shenault JAX -0.30
TE Mark Andrews BAL “Money Mandrewz” 5.70
TE George Kittle SF 1.70
FLX Ezekiel Elliott RB · DAL “Bed-Shitting Winner 🎓” 15.70
FLX Tim Patrick WR · DEN 9.70
FLX Ty'Son Williams RB · BAL 9.30
FLX Jalen Reagor WR · PHI 0.50
K Jason Sanders MIA 0.00
K Matt Prater ARI 12.00
DEF New Orleans Saints NO 6.00
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers PIT 2.00
Bench 26.44 46.70
QB Mac Jones NE 7.44
QB Matt Ryan ATL 19.30
WR Tyler Boyd CIN 7.30
RB J.D. McKissic WAS 15.30
RB Kenneth Gainwell PHI 5.20
WR Darnell Mooney CHI 6.60
DEF Baltimore Ravens BAL 3.00
RB Justin Jackson LAC 2.90
RB Nyheim Hines IND 2.20
RB AJ Dillon GB 2.60
RB Tony Jones NO 0.70
WR Tyrell Williams DET 0.00
WR Brandon Aiyuk SF 0.60
WR Michael Thomas NO 0.00
WR Curtis Samuel WAS 0.00

Hunter: best possible 94.22 (left 6.20 on the bench, 93% efficient) · Matt: best possible 109.60 (left 32.52 on the bench, 70% efficient)

QB Josh Allen BUF 17.66
QB Kyler Murray ARI 35.10
RB Darrell Henderson LAR 14.20
RB Joe Mixon CIN 7.10
RB Leonard Fournette TB 7.60
RB Alvin Kamara NO 3.00
WR Julio Jones TEN 12.80
WR Amari Cooper DAL 2.40
WR Tyler Lockett SEA 23.80
WR Cooper Kupp LAR 27.80
WR Nelson Agholor NE 2.10
WR Justin Jefferson MIN 12.50
TE Travis Kelce KC 16.90
TE T.J. Hockenson DET 12.60
FLX Robby Anderson WR · CAR 3.80
FLX Clyde Edwards-Helaire RB · KC 2.60
FLX D'Andre Swift RB · DET 7.80
FLX DJ Moore WR · CAR 13.90
K Justin Tucker BAL 7.00
K Ryan Succop TB 6.00
DEF Tampa Bay Buccaneers TB 19.00
DEF Buffalo Bills BUF 22.00
Bench 52.62 56.94
QB Matthew Stafford LAR 18.22
QB Tom Brady TB 29.64
K Rodrigo Blankenship IND 12.00
WR Tee Higgins CIN 10.00
DEF Denver Broncos DEN 9.00
RB Javonte Williams DEN 7.40
WR Mecole Hardman KC 5.50
WR Chase Claypool PIT 6.70
WR Elijah Moore NYJ 4.70
TE Dallas Goedert PHI 2.40
RB Tevin Coleman NYJ 2.40
RB Trey Sermon SF 0.80
TE Tyler Higbee LAR 0.80
WR Will Fuller MIA 0.00
RB Travis Etienne JAX 0.00

Mitch: best possible 142.52 (left 9.86 on the bench, 93% efficient) · Tom: best possible 161.10 (left 16.10 on the bench, 90% efficient)