Season 10 · 2023

Week 13

The week

Box scores

QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Poop Mapoops” 14.00
QB Kyler Murray ARI 11.80
RB Brian Robinson WAS 5.30
RB Rhamondre Stevenson NE 1.90
RB Raheem Mostert MIA 11.10
RB Kyren Williams LAR 17.20
WR Nico Collins HOU 25.10
WR Ja'Marr Chase CIN 20.62
WR Calvin Ridley JAX 3.30
WR Marquise Brown ARI 0.00
WR Brandon Aiyuk SF 10.60
WR Tyreek Hill MIA 27.30
TE Sam LaPorta DET 20.00
TE Tyler Conklin NYJ 3.50
FLX Christian McCaffrey RB · SF 19.30
FLX Ezekiel Elliott RB · NE 9.20
FLX Rachaad White RB · TB 16.60
FLX Chuba Hubbard RB · CAR 22.40
K Jason Myers SEA 5.00
K Dustin Hopkins CLE 8.00
DEF Cleveland Browns CLE -1.00
DEF Dallas Cowboys DAL -1.00
Bench 69.80 9.00
RB Joe Mixon CIN 23.70
WR Jameson Williams DET 9.00
WR Christian Watson GB 20.60
RB D'Onta Foreman CHI 0.00
TE Trey McBride ARI 14.90
QB Josh Allen BUF 0.00
WR Jerry Jeudy DEN 5.10
TE Dalton Schultz HOU 0.00
TE Pat Freiermuth PIT 2.90
RB Royce Freeman LAR 0.00
RB Tyler Allgeier ATL 2.60
K Daniel Carlson LV 0.00
WR Gabe Davis BUF 0.00
RB Khalil Herbert CHI 0.00
RB Kenneth Walker SEA 0.00

Abe: best possible 169.80 (left 40.50 on the bench, 76% efficient) · Blake: best possible 130.92 (left 10.00 on the bench, 92% efficient)

QB Justin Herbert LAC “Busted Pervert” 7.98
QB Dak Prescott DAL 28.26
RB Javonte Williams DEN 7.00
RB Alvin Kamara NO 22.90
RB Dalvin Cook NYJ 2.60
RB Tony Pollard DAL 14.30
WR DeVante Parker NE 6.40
WR Mike Evans TB 22.20
WR Jaylen Waddle MIA 5.20
WR Cooper Kupp LAR “Weak crying piss boy who shits” 9.90
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown DET 10.90
WR Puka Nacua LAR “She Puka my Nacua till I Touchdown” 19.90
TE Juwan Johnson NO “Chews On Johnsons” 0.00
TE Evan Engram JAX 14.20
FLX DeAndre Hopkins WR · TEN 13.90
FLX Zack Moss RB · IND 5.70
FLX Elijah Moore WR · CLE 8.30
FLX Najee Harris RB · PIT 7.70
K Jake Elliott PHI 7.00
K Riley Patterson CLE 9.00
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers PIT 2.00
DEF Tennessee Titans TEN 6.00
Bench -0.70 32.60
RB Elijah Mitchell SF 1.30
WR Chris Olave NO 11.90
RB Roschon Johnson CHI 0.00
RB AJ Dillon GB 8.70
WR Stefon Diggs BUF 0.00
WR Romeo Doubs GB 7.20
RB Craig Reynolds DET 0.00
RB Kareem Hunt CLE 4.80
RB J.K. Dobbins BAL 0.00
RB Aaron Jones GB 0.00
TE Cade Otton TB 0.00
TE Dallas Goedert PHI 0.00
WR Wan'Dale Robinson NYG 0.00
WR Justin Jefferson MIN 0.00
DEF Philadelphia Eagles PHI -2.00
RB Jonathan Taylor IND 0.00

Asher: best possible 71.28 (perfect lineup) · Tom: best possible 167.26 (left 7.20 on the bench, 96% efficient)

QB Trevor Lawrence JAX 25.12
QB Sam Howell WAS 20.18
RB Jaylen Warren PIT 5.50
RB Samaje Perine DEN 0.60
RB Isiah Pacheco KC 18.30
RB David Montgomery DET “Goal line Montgomery” 11.50
WR Michael Pittman IND “Pittyme ” 16.50
WR Courtland Sutton DEN “Courtland Sutton ” 13.70
WR A.J. Brown PHI 11.40
WR Amari Cooper CLE “Amari Pooper” 3.40
WR DK Metcalf SEA 31.40
WR Garrett Wilson NYJ “Glizzy Garrett” 5.00
TE Travis Kelce KC 8.10
TE David Njoku CLE 1.70
FLX James Conner RB · ARI 22.50
FLX Tank Dell WR · HOU 0.00
FLX Kenneth Gainwell RB · PHI 4.70
FLX Rashee Rice WR · KC “Icee Ricee” 6.40
K Cameron Dicker LAC 6.00
K Jason Sanders MIA 10.00
DEF Denver Broncos DEN 5.00
DEF Kansas City Chiefs KC 2.00
Bench 16.32 11.80
QB Jared Goff DET 16.32
WR Diontae Johnson PIT 9.30
TE Dalton Kincaid BUF 0.00
WR Jayden Reed GB 1.60
K Justin Tucker BAL 0.00
RB D'Ernest Johnson JAX 0.90
QB Joshua Dobbs MIN 0.00
WR Michael Thomas NO 0.00
WR Jakobi Meyers LV 0.00
TE T.J. Hockenson MIN 0.00
RB Alexander Mattison MIN 0.00
K Tyler Bass BUF 0.00
RB Keaton Mitchell BAL 0.00
QB Justin Fields CHI 0.00
RB James Cook BUF 0.00

Courtney: best possible 154.52 (perfect lineup) · Matt: best possible 84.08 (left 9.60 on the bench, 89% efficient)

QB Jalen Hurts PHI “#RareBreed” 23.92
QB Tua Tagovailoa MIA 19.20
RB Jahmyr Gibbs DET “2023 fantasy RB1” 5.40
RB D'Andre Swift PHI 2.00
RB Breece Hall NYJ 4.50
RB Derrick Henry TEN 24.00
WR DeVonta Smith PHI “Heisman-Winner DeVonta Smith” 15.60
WR Terry McLaurin WAS 0.00
WR Chris Godwin TB 7.90
WR Christian Kirk JAX 2.60
WR Marvin Mims DEN 1.30
WR George Pickens PIT 8.60
TE Logan Thomas WAS 2.00
TE Kyle Pitts ATL 5.10
FLX Josh Downs WR · IND 1.40
FLX Deebo Samuel WR · SF 31.80
FLX Jonathan Mingo WR · CAR “tfw I’m starting this guy in a must-win game” 6.90
FLX Jahan Dotson WR · WAS 2.30
K Evan McPherson CIN 13.00
K Brandon McManus JAX 8.00
DEF Los Angeles Chargers LAC “fire Brandon Staley” 17.00
DEF Atlanta Falcons ATL 17.00
Bench 33.86 11.60
QB C.J. Stroud HOU 16.06
K Younghoe Koo ATL 8.00
DEF New York Jets NYJ 9.00
WR Adam Thielen CAR 2.50
RB Tyjae Spears TEN 8.80
RB Jeff Wilson MIA 1.10
WR Davante Adams LV 0.00
WR DJ Moore CHI 0.00
RB Saquon Barkley NYG 0.00
RB Justice Hill BAL 0.00
RB Gus Edwards BAL 0.00
WR K.J. Osborn MIN 0.00
QB Aaron Rodgers NYJ 0.00
TE Luke Musgrave GB 0.00
WR Zay Flowers BAL 0.00

Dan: best possible 106.42 (left 7.50 on the bench, 93% efficient) · Dominic: best possible 123.10 (left 2.50 on the bench, 98% efficient)

QB Brock Purdy SF 29.46
QB Russell Wilson DEN “Just Kill Me” 18.84
RB Bijan Robinson ATL “Dijan musTURD” 7.90
RB Travis Etienne JAX “Etienne That Pussy 👅 ” 13.90
RB Jerome Ford CLE 11.20
RB Devin Singletary HOU 4.00
WR Brandin Cooks DAL 12.50
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL “PeePee Slam” 20.60
WR Curtis Samuel WAS 6.50
WR Keenan Allen LAC “GG Allin” 5.80
WR Tyler Lockett SEA 4.70
WR Drake London ATL “Arthur Smith Sucks Dicks” 0.80
TE George Kittle SF 6.80
TE Hunter Henry NE 1.50
FLX Taysom Hill TE · NO 13.40
FLX Austin Ekeler RB · LAC “Awesome Sexeler” 2.70
FLX Dameon Pierce RB · HOU 10.10
FLX De'Von Achane RB · MIA 22.30
K Brandon Aubrey DAL “Secret Weapon” 15.00
K Harrison Butker KC “Buttcheeks” 7.00
DEF San Francisco 49ers SF 4.00
DEF Miami Dolphins MIA 12.00
Bench 24.80 19.10
WR Zay Jones JAX 7.80
RB Zach Charbonnet SEA 15.90
RB Antonio Gibson WAS 7.20
WR Tyler Boyd CIN 3.20
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba SEA 6.20
TE Mark Andrews BAL 0.00
WR Tee Higgins CIN 3.60
RB Josh Jacobs LV 0.00
QB Lamar Jackson BAL 0.00
QB Joe Burrow CIN 0.00
TE Cole Kmet CHI 0.00
QB Anthony Richardson IND 0.00
WR Rashid Shaheed NO 0.00
WR Jordan Addison MIN 0.00
DEF Baltimore Ravens BAL 0.00

Ethan: best possible 125.06 (left 3.50 on the bench, 97% efficient) · Hunter: best possible 125.04 (left 15.60 on the bench, 88% efficient)