Season 10 · 2023

Week 1

The week

Box scores

QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Poop Mapoops” 20.54
QB Tua Tagovailoa MIA 28.14
RB Christian McCaffrey SF 22.90
RB Derrick Henry TEN 11.90
RB Joe Mixon CIN 7.30
RB D'Andre Swift PHI 0.30
WR Calvin Ridley JAX 16.10
WR Deebo Samuel SF 6.30
WR Brandon Aiyuk SF 24.90
WR Terry McLaurin WAS 3.10
WR Nico Collins HOU 8.00
WR DJ Moore CHI 2.50
TE Tyler Higbee LAR 4.90
TE Kyle Pitts ATL 4.40
FLX Rachaad White RB · TB 4.90
FLX Christian Kirk WR · JAX 0.90
FLX Raheem Mostert RB · MIA 11.00
FLX K.J. Osborn WR · MIN 3.10
K Jason Myers SEA 8.00
K Younghoe Koo ATL 7.00
DEF Washington Commanders WAS 11.00
DEF Tennessee Titans TEN 9.00
Bench 47.70 39.46
RB Tyler Allgeier ATL 21.40
QB Kenny Pickett PIT 11.68
RB Brian Robinson WAS 12.60
QB Geno Smith SEA 9.08
RB Samaje Perine DEN 7.80
K Brandon McManus JAX 8.00
WR Gabe Davis BUF 3.20
TE Pat Freiermuth PIT 6.30
WR Treylon Burks TEN 2.70
WR Jonathan Mingo CAR 1.70
RB Jeff Wilson MIA 0.00
RB Devin Singletary HOU 1.50
WR Jerry Jeudy DEN 0.00
WR Adam Thielen CAR 1.20
WR Christian Watson GB 0.00

Abe: best possible 161.34 (left 21.80 on the bench, 86% efficient) · Dominic: best possible 84.24 (left 7.60 on the bench, 91% efficient)

QB Justin Herbert LAC “Busted Pervert” 20.86
QB Joe Burrow CIN “Fraud Burrow” 3.18
RB J.K. Dobbins BAL 9.70
RB Josh Jacobs LV “Death By McDaniels” 7.10
RB Javonte Williams DEN 5.70
RB Austin Ekeler LAC “Awesome Sexeler” 22.40
WR Stefon Diggs BUF 16.20
WR Drake London ATL “Arthur Smith Sucks Dicks” 0.00
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown DET 13.10
WR Jordan Addison MIN “Addison’s Disease” 12.10
WR Jaylen Waddle MIA 7.80
WR Kadarius Toney KC “Phoney” 0.00
TE Dallas Goedert PHI “Phallus Gaysquirt” 0.00
TE Gerald Everett LAC 2.30
FLX DeAndre Hopkins WR · TEN 6.50
FLX Cam Akers RB · MIN “Skol Gaykers” 8.90
FLX Dalvin Cook RB · NYJ 5.90
FLX Keenan Allen WR · LAC “GG Allin” 8.20
K Jake Elliott PHI 18.00
K Harrison Butker KC “Buttcheeks” 8.00
DEF Philadelphia Eagles PHI 13.00
DEF Buffalo Bills BUF 5.00
Bench 45.26 30.42
QB Deshaun Watson CLE 21.66
QB Anthony Richardson IND 21.92
RB Roschon Johnson CHI 11.50
WR Allen Lazard NYJ 4.60
WR Elijah Moore CLE 6.20
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers PIT 4.00
WR Tyler Boyd CIN 1.00
RB Elijah Mitchell SF 1.00
RB Cordarrelle Patterson ATL 0.00
WR Quentin Johnston LAC 0.90
TE Mark Andrews BAL 0.00
TE Chigoziem Okonkwo TEN 0.00
WR Jalin Hyatt NYG 0.00

Asher: best possible 123.66 (left 6.90 on the bench, 94% efficient) · Hunter: best possible 103.42 (left 26.24 on the bench, 75% efficient)

QB Josh Allen BUF 12.04
QB Jalen Hurts PHI “#RareBreed” 12.50
RB Rhamondre Stevenson NE 8.90
RB Saquon Barkley NYG “glass bones & paper skin” 6.30
RB Kenneth Walker SEA 6.70
RB Jahmyr Gibbs DET “2023 fantasy RB1” 6.00
WR Ja'Marr Chase CIN 4.10
WR Davante Adams LV 6.60
WR Tyreek Hill MIA 33.50
WR DeVonta Smith PHI “Heisman-Winner DeVonta Smith” 10.70
WR Brandin Cooks DAL 2.20
WR Zay Flowers BAL “Flowers for Zay-lgernon” 8.70
TE Dalton Schultz HOU 0.40
TE David Njoku CLE “it’s his year, for real this time” 2.40
FLX Marquise Brown WR · ARI 5.70
FLX Breece Hall RB · NYJ 14.70
FLX Khalil Herbert RB · CHI 8.40
FLX Chris Godwin WR · TB 5.10
K Daniel Carlson LV 5.00
K Graham Gano NYG 0.00
DEF Dallas Cowboys DAL 37.00
DEF New York Jets NYJ 20.00
Bench 28.88 23.80
QB Russell Wilson DEN 15.18
WR Darnell Mooney CHI 11.30
WR Rondale Moore ARI 4.50
RB Gus Edwards BAL 5.20
TE Juwan Johnson NO 3.60
WR George Pickens PIT 3.60
RB D'Onta Foreman CHI 2.40
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster NE 3.30
RB Ezekiel Elliott NE 2.30
RB Jerick McKinnon KC 1.00
WR Marvin Mims DEN 0.90
WR Justyn Ross KC 0.60
WR Jameson Williams DET 0.00
RB Deon Jackson NYG -1.20

Blake: best possible 132.58 (left 8.64 on the bench, 93% efficient) · Dan: best possible 99.20 (left 6.20 on the bench, 94% efficient)

QB Trevor Lawrence JAX 18.74
QB Kirk Cousins MIN 17.46
RB Miles Sanders CAR 7.80
RB Aaron Jones GB 24.70
RB Alexander Mattison MIN 10.40
RB Najee Harris PIT 3.30
WR A.J. Brown PHI 7.90
WR Justin Jefferson MIN “my dad” 15.00
WR DK Metcalf SEA 10.70
WR Mike Evans TB 12.60
WR Mike Williams LAC 4.50
WR Chris Olave NO “AllOf deez nuts” 11.20
TE Dalton Kincaid BUF 2.60
TE Darren Waller NYG 3.60
FLX James Conner RB · ARI 7.00
FLX Tony Pollard RB · DAL 20.20
FLX Isiah Pacheco RB · KC 5.40
FLX Zach Charbonnet RB · SEA 1.10
K Justin Tucker BAL 5.00
K Jason Sanders MIA 14.00
DEF Baltimore Ravens BAL 11.00
DEF New England Patriots NE “Belichick's little rascals” 6.00
Bench 26.20 32.92
WR Michael Pittman IND 15.70
WR Romeo Doubs GB 14.60
WR Trey Palmer TB 6.80
QB Dak Prescott DAL 6.32
RB Damien Harris BUF 1.90
TE Evan Engram JAX 4.90
RB Ty Chandler MIN 1.80
RB AJ Dillon GB 3.60
TE Travis Kelce KC 0.00
WR Rashod Bateman BAL 3.50
QB Aaron Rodgers NYJ 0.00
RB Alvin Kamara NO 0.00
RB Kendre Miller NO 0.00
WR Cooper Kupp LAR 0.00
RB Jonathan Taylor IND 0.00

Courtney: best possible 103.64 (left 12.60 on the bench, 88% efficient) · Tom: best possible 144.26 (left 15.10 on the bench, 90% efficient)

QB Lamar Jackson BAL 7.56
QB Justin Fields CHI “Field General Justin” 15.54
RB Bijan Robinson ATL “Dijan musTURD” 14.30
RB Nick Chubb CLE “Fuck u Abe, he’s mine again” 12.70
RB Dameon Pierce HOU 4.70
RB Travis Etienne JAX “Etienne Deez Nuts” 16.40
WR Tee Higgins CIN 0.00
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL “CeeDeez Nutz” 7.70
WR Tyler Lockett SEA 1.00
WR Garrett Wilson NYJ “Glizzy Garrett” 9.40
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba SEA 1.30
WR Amari Cooper CLE “Amari Pooper” 3.70
TE George Kittle SF 1.90
TE T.J. Hockenson MIN “B.J. Slobenson” 3.50
FLX Jamaal Williams RB · NO 5.20
FLX James Cook RB · BUF “Discount Dalvin” 6.30
FLX Antonio Gibson RB · WAS -0.10
FLX David Montgomery RB · DET “Goal line Montgomery” 13.40
K Evan McPherson CIN 4.00
K Tyler Bass BUF “Tyler Ass” 13.00
DEF San Francisco 49ers SF 13.00
DEF Denver Broncos DEN “Sean’s new Hit Squad ” 3.00
Bench 39.20 38.00
QB Brock Purdy SF 16.80
WR Courtland Sutton DEN 9.20
WR Zay Jones JAX 11.50
WR Rashee Rice KC 8.60
TE Cole Kmet CHI 4.40
WR Michael Thomas NO 6.10
WR Odell Beckham BAL 3.70
RB Tank Bigsby JAX 5.30
WR Van Jefferson ATL 2.40
WR Diontae Johnson PIT 4.80
WR Skyy Moore KC 0.40
WR Jahan Dotson WAS 4.00
RB De'Von Achane MIA 0.00
RB Rashaad Penny PHI 0.00

Ethan: best possible 81.90 (left 29.04 on the bench, 65% efficient) · Matt: best possible 112.44 (left 7.80 on the bench, 93% efficient)