Season 11 · 2024

Week 2

The week

Box scores

QB Josh Allen BUF “Jesus Josh” 9.76
QB Anthony Richardson IND “Def NOT GOATed” 12.86
RB Breece Hall NYJ “Big Ballz Breece” 17.40
RB Rachaad White TB 2.30
RB James Cook BUF “Discount Dalvin” 27.50
RB James Conner ARI 18.40
WR Garrett Wilson NYJ “Glizzy Garrett” 6.20
WR Tyreek Hill MIA “Child Rights Advocate” 3.60
WR Mike Evans TB “Massive Sack Mike” 4.20
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown DET 11.90
WR DK Metcalf PIT “Daddy DeKaylin” 18.90
WR Davante Adams LAR 17.00
TE Travis Kelce KC “What the fuck, man” 0.60
TE Pat Freiermuth PIT 3.90
FLX Najee Harris RB · LAC “Najee No-Nutz” 7.40
FLX Ezekiel Elliott RB 3.20
FLX Amari Cooper WR “Amari Pooper” 1.10
FLX Tony Pollard RB · TEN “STILL Zeke’s Father” 10.20
K Harrison Butker KC “Big Cuck/Bitchmade Energy” 10.00
K Justin Tucker “Bustin Fucker” 13.00
DEF Baltimore Ravens BAL “Hit $quad” 7.00
DEF San Francisco 49ers SF 8.00
Bench 30.90 30.20
QB Baker Mayfield TB 19.80
QB Justin Herbert LAC 12.00
RB Chase Brown CIN 3.10
RB Rico Dowdle CAR 5.90
RB Tyjae Spears TEN 3.10
WR Rome Odunze CHI 3.30
WR Michael Pittman IND 2.10
RB Justice Hill BAL 3.20
WR Diontae Johnson CLE 1.50
RB Ray Davis BUF 2.80
WR Tank Dell HOU 1.30
WR Ladd McConkey LAC 2.60
WR Keon Coleman BUF 0.00
RB Carson Steele KC 0.40

Matt: best possible 122.10 (left 12.04 on the bench, 90% efficient) · Asher: best possible 108.06 (left 3.70 on the bench, 97% efficient)

QB Kyler Murray ARI “Kyler? I hardly know her!” 28.54
QB Brock Purdy SF 14.96
RB Rhamondre Stevenson NE “Fumbldre Fumbleson” 15.00
RB David Montgomery DET 13.00
RB J.K. Dobbins DEN “JK Slobbins” 19.10
RB Jerome Ford CLE 6.40
WR Rashee Rice KC “Drives Drunk” 13.50
WR Xavier Worthy KC 2.20
WR Chris Olave NO “Chris allovthesenuts” 8.80
WR Stefon Diggs NE 3.70
WR Nico Collins HOU “Freak-o (in the sheets) Collins” 19.50
WR Curtis Samuel BUF 0.30
TE Sam LaPorta DET “Sam LaPortapotty” 1.30
TE Dallas Goedert PHI 3.80
FLX Alvin Kamara RB · NO 42.00
FLX Josh Jacobs RB · GB 13.10
FLX Aaron Jones RB · MIN “Aaron Bones” 4.80
FLX Jalen Nailor WR · MIN 11.40
K Jake Moody SF “Jake Doody” 5.00
K Will Reichard MIN 11.00
DEF Kansas City Chiefs KC “loses to mn in the sb” 11.00
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers PIT 13.00
Bench 71.52 26.46
WR Marvin Harrison ARI 25.00
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba SEA 11.70
QB Dak Prescott DAL 14.92
QB Caleb Williams CHI 9.36
RB Devin Singletary NYG 13.50
WR Demarcus Robinson SF 5.00
WR Jerry Jeudy CLE 7.30
RB Jaylen Wright MIA 0.40
RB Jaylen Warren PIT 6.10
RB Christian McCaffrey SF 0.00
RB Zamir White LV 3.80
WR Tee Higgins CIN 0.00
WR DeAndre Hopkins BAL 0.90
TE Jake Ferguson DAL 0.00
WR Jordan Addison MIN 0.00

Abe: best possible 193.44 (left 24.90 on the bench, 87% efficient) · Ethan: best possible 107.06 (left 14.20 on the bench, 87% efficient)

QB Jalen Hurts PHI “Gaylen Squirts” 24.82
QB C.J. Stroud HOU “sophomore slump no 🧢” 14.30
RB De'Von Achane MIA “Smeg’Mon Gaychane” 22.50
RB Jahmyr Gibbs DET “Sanic - gotta go fast” 10.60
RB Jordan Mason MIN “New World Order 🌎 ” 16.40
RB Saquon Barkley PHI “MVP?” 13.60
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL “PeePee PooPoo” 15.00
WR Jaylen Waddle MIA “🐧🐧” 4.50
WR Drake London ATL “Kirk’s New Favorite Target” 11.40
WR DJ Moore CHI 5.30
WR Rashid Shaheed NO “Shithead 💩 ” 16.90
WR Zay Flowers BAL “Flowers for Zay-lgernon” 15.10
TE Brock Bowers LV “Cock Powers” 9.80
TE George Kittle SF 13.60
FLX Brian Robinson RB · WAS “B-Slob” 13.60
FLX Terry McLaurin WR · WAS 2.20
FLX Javonte Williams RB · DAL 6.50
FLX Chris Godwin WR · TB 17.70
K Jake Elliott PHI “Smelliott” 7.00
K Evan McPherson CIN 16.00
DEF Dallas Cowboys DAL “Mike Zimmer” 1.00
DEF Los Angeles Chargers LAC “harby’s - we have the meat” 11.00
Bench 18.80 37.90
RB Chuba Hubbard CAR 7.60
WR Alec Pierce IND 11.60
RB Alexander Mattison MIA 6.10
RB Ty Chandler MIN 8.20
TE Taysom Hill NO 1.90
RB Gus Edwards 5.90
RB MarShawn Lloyd GB 1.80
RB Jamaal Williams 3.90
WR Allen Lazard NYJ 1.10
WR Jakobi Meyers LV 2.90
RB Samaje Perine CIN 0.30
RB Blake Corum LAR 2.80
WR Keenan Allen IND 0.00
WR Courtland Sutton DEN 2.60
TE T.J. Hockenson MIN 0.00

Hunter: best possible 146.02 (left 1.10 on the bench, 99% efficient) · Dan: best possible 137.60 (left 13.70 on the bench, 90% efficient)

QB Lamar Jackson BAL “Daddy Lamy ” 17.38
QB Jayden Daniels WAS 13.44
RB Travis Etienne JAX 11.80
RB Kyren Williams LAR 11.20
RB Isiah Pacheco KC 11.10
RB Derrick Henry BAL 15.60
WR Jalen McMillan TB 2.10
WR Ja'Marr Chase CIN 3.50
WR George Pickens DAL “Slim Pickens ” 2.90
WR Cooper Kupp SEA 3.70
WR Jayden Reed GB 4.60
WR Christian Watson GB 0.00
TE Isaiah Likely BAL 2.60
TE Mark Andrews BAL 5.10
FLX Joe Mixon RB · HOU “His year ” 5.00
FLX Kenneth Walker RB · SEA 0.00
FLX Austin Ekeler RB · WAS 8.50
FLX Jameson Williams WR · DET 9.40
K Brandon Aubrey DAL 17.00
K Ka'imi Fairbairn HOU 20.00
DEF New York Jets NYJ 11.00
DEF Buffalo Bills BUF 18.00
Bench 40.14 42.02
WR Calvin Ridley TEN 20.70
QB Joe Burrow CIN 17.22
QB Matthew Stafford LAR 6.64
RB Zach Charbonnet SEA 12.90
WR Khalil Shakir BUF 5.60
WR Gabe Davis 4.30
TE Dalton Kincaid BUF 3.30
RB Bucky Irving TB 2.20
WR Adonai Mitchell IND 3.00
WR Mike Williams LAC 1.90
RB Emanuel Wilson GB 0.90
WR Joshua Palmer BUF 1.90
RB Jonathon Brooks CAR 0.00
WR Brandin Cooks NO 1.60
WR A.J. Brown PHI 0.00
RB Nick Chubb HOU 0.00

Courtney: best possible 115.98 (left 22.00 on the bench, 81% efficient) · Blake: best possible 120.92 (left 20.98 on the bench, 83% efficient)

QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Kermit” 14.94
QB Tua Tagovailoa MIA 8.50
RB Bijan Robinson ATL “Bird” 12.20
RB D'Andre Swift CHI 4.20
RB Jonathan Taylor IND “If he gets hurt ill cry” 13.50
RB Zack Moss CIN 4.70
WR Justin Jefferson MIN “my dad” 19.30
WR Brandon Aiyuk SF 4.30
WR DeVonta Smith PHI 13.60
WR Deebo Samuel WAS 10.00
WR Malik Nabers NYG 18.70
WR Christian Kirk HOU -0.10
TE Trey McBride ARI “McGroom” 12.70
TE Kyle Pitts ATL 2.00
FLX Hollywood Brown WR · KC “Doesnt play for the Browns” 0.00
FLX Romeo Doubs WR · GB 6.20
FLX Raheem Mostert RB · LV “Mr Mustard” 0.00
FLX Xavier Legette WR · CAR 0.00
K Daniel Carlson LV “Vikings Legend” 18.00
K Younghoe Koo ATL 10.00
DEF Philadelphia Eagles PHI 1.00
DEF Minnesota Vikings MIN 13.00
Bench 29.74 36.92
QB Aaron Rodgers PIT 15.14
QB Sam Darnold SEA 20.92
WR Brian Thomas JAX 9.40
WR Darnell Mooney ATL 14.80
WR Tyler Johnson NYJ 2.00
RB Jaleel McLaughlin DEN 0.60
RB Trey Benson ARI 1.70
WR Jahan Dotson PHI 0.60
WR Tyler Lockett TEN 1.50
QB J.J. McCarthy MIN 0.00
RB Kimani Vidal LAC 0.00
TE Ben Sinnott WAS 0.00
TE Evan Engram DEN 0.00
QB Jordan Love GB 0.00
WR Puka Nacua LAR 0.00

Tom: best possible 135.54 (left 11.60 on the bench, 91% efficient) · Dominic: best possible 90.72 (left 27.92 on the bench, 69% efficient)