Season 11 · 2024

Week 3

The week

Box scores

QB Josh Allen BUF “Jesus Josh” 30.92
QB Kyler Murray ARI “Kyler? I hardly know her!” 15.78
RB Breece Hall NYJ “Big Ballz Breece” 14.30
RB Rhamondre Stevenson NE “Fumbldre Fumbleson” 0.30
RB James Cook BUF “Discount Dalvin” 14.70
RB J.K. Dobbins DEN “JK Slobbins” 5.40
WR Garrett Wilson NYJ “Glizzy Garrett” 9.30
WR Rashee Rice KC “Drives Drunk” 17.10
WR Mike Evans TB “Massive Sack Mike” 1.70
WR Marvin Harrison ARI “Marvin “Sued By Fanatics” Harrison” 12.40
WR DK Metcalf PIT “Daddy DeKaylin” 16.40
WR Nico Collins HOU “Freak-o (in the sheets) Collins” 8.60
TE Travis Kelce KC “What the fuck, man” 3.00
TE Sam LaPorta DET “Sam LaPortapotty” 3.60
FLX Najee Harris RB · LAC “Najee No-Nutz” 8.60
FLX Alvin Kamara RB · NO 12.70
FLX Tank Dell WR · HOU “Big Dick Dell” 6.20
FLX Zamir White RB · LV 3.40
K Harrison Butker KC “Big Cuck/Bitchmade Energy” 13.00
K Jake Moody SF “Jake Doody” 6.00
DEF Baltimore Ravens BAL “Hit $quad” 5.00
DEF Kansas City Chiefs KC “loses to mn in the sb” 5.00
Bench 73.32 98.16
WR Amari Cooper 20.60
QB Dak Prescott DAL 29.86
WR Diontae Johnson CLE 18.20
RB Aaron Jones MIN 20.80
QB Baker Mayfield TB 9.52
RB Devin Singletary NYG 14.80
WR Keon Coleman BUF 8.40
WR Chris Olave NO 14.60
RB Chase Brown CIN 6.90
WR DeAndre Hopkins BAL 13.30
RB Tyjae Spears TEN 6.10
WR Jerry Jeudy CLE 4.70
WR Michael Pittman IND 3.60
RB Jaylen Warren PIT 0.10

Matt: best possible 154.02 (left 30.90 on the bench, 80% efficient) · Abe: best possible 150.16 (left 59.88 on the bench, 60% efficient)

QB Jalen Hurts PHI “Gaylen Squirts” 11.94
QB Lamar Jackson BAL “Daddy Lamy ” 25.98
RB De'Von Achane MIA “Smeg’Mon Gaychane” 5.80
RB Travis Etienne JAX 8.50
RB Jordan Mason MIN “New World Order 🌎 ” 8.80
RB Austin Ekeler WAS 11.70
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL “PeePee PooPoo” 4.70
WR Calvin Ridley TEN 0.90
WR Drake London ATL “Kirk’s New Favorite Target” 12.70
WR George Pickens DAL “Slim Pickens ” 5.70
WR Rashid Shaheed NO “Shithead 💩 ” 0.00
WR Jayden Reed GB 6.90
TE Brock Bowers LV “Cock Powers” 4.10
TE Isaiah Likely BAL 0.40
FLX Brian Robinson RB · WAS “B-Slob” 9.70
FLX Braelon Allen RB · NYJ 6.80
FLX Chuba Hubbard RB · CAR “Chubby Sucker” 22.90
FLX Khalil Shakir WR · BUF 13.20
K Jake Elliott PHI “Smelliott” 1.00
K Brandon Aubrey DAL 11.00
DEF Cleveland Browns CLE 6.00
DEF New York Jets NYJ 16.00
Bench 26.30 38.04
WR Allen Lazard NYJ 10.80
RB Emanuel Wilson GB 14.50
RB Alexander Mattison MIA 10.40
QB Matthew Stafford LAR 12.84
RB Samaje Perine CIN 4.00
TE Dalton Kincaid BUF 10.10
RB Javonte Williams DAL 2.10
WR Jalen McMillan TB 0.60
WR Keenan Allen IND 0.00
RB Jonathon Brooks CAR 0.00
RB Kareem Hunt KC 0.00
RB Joe Mixon HOU 0.00
TE T.J. Hockenson MIN 0.00
WR A.J. Brown PHI 0.00
DEF Dallas Cowboys DAL -1.00
RB Isiah Pacheco KC 0.00

Hunter: best possible 103.04 (left 15.40 on the bench, 85% efficient) · Courtney: best possible 130.38 (left 23.30 on the bench, 82% efficient)

QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Kermit” 17.38
QB Derek Carr “thanks for nothing shitter” 8.98
RB Bijan Robinson ATL “Bird” 11.20
RB Jahmyr Gibbs DET “Sanic - gotta go fast” 16.30
RB Jonathan Taylor IND “If he gets hurt ill cry” 25.50
RB Saquon Barkley PHI “MVP?” 29.60
WR Justin Jefferson MIN “my dad” 14.10
WR Chris Godwin TB 11.30
WR DeVonta Smith PHI 7.90
WR DJ Moore CHI 7.20
WR Malik Nabers NYG 20.20
WR Zay Flowers BAL “Flowers for Zay-lgernon” 2.30
TE Trey McBride ARI “McGroom” 2.50
TE Zach Ertz WAS 3.80
FLX Tyler Lockett WR · TEN 4.60
FLX Ty Chandler RB · MIN 1.30
FLX Brian Thomas WR · JAX 4.80
FLX Jaylen Waddle WR · MIA “🐧🐧” 2.60
K Daniel Carlson LV “Vikings Legend” 2.00
K Evan McPherson CIN 9.00
DEF Philadelphia Eagles PHI 7.00
DEF Los Angeles Chargers LAC “harby’s - we have the meat” 5.00
Bench 23.84 39.90
QB Aaron Rodgers PIT 21.04
WR Terry McLaurin WAS 16.00
WR Tyler Johnson NYJ 2.00
QB C.J. Stroud HOU 11.80
RB Trey Benson ARI 0.80
WR Courtland Sutton DEN 6.80
RB Kimani Vidal LAC 0.00
WR Alec Pierce IND 4.40
RB Raheem Mostert LV 0.00
RB Gus Edwards 0.90
TE Evan Engram DEN 0.00
RB Blake Corum LAR 0.00
WR Hollywood Brown KC 0.00
TE George Kittle SF 0.00
WR Puka Nacua LAR 0.00

Tom: best possible 120.84 (left 3.66 on the bench, 97% efficient) · Dan: best possible 121.20 (left 23.82 on the bench, 80% efficient)

QB Joe Burrow CIN 25.36
QB Sam Darnold SEA 23.24
RB Kyren Williams LAR 29.60
RB D'Andre Swift CHI 4.20
RB Derrick Henry BAL 29.40
RB Zack Moss CIN 15.70
WR Ja'Marr Chase CIN 23.80
WR Brandon Aiyuk SF 4.80
WR Jameson Williams DET 0.20
WR Darnell Mooney ATL 6.60
WR Gabe Davis 1.80
WR Romeo Doubs GB 1.80
TE Mark Andrews BAL 0.00
TE Kyle Pitts ATL 5.90
FLX Zach Charbonnet RB · SEA 22.70
FLX Xavier Legette WR · CAR 4.20
FLX Wan'Dale Robinson WR · NYG 6.10
FLX D'Onta Foreman RB 0.50
K Ka'imi Fairbairn HOU 1.00
K Younghoe Koo ATL 7.00
DEF Buffalo Bills BUF 13.00
DEF Minnesota Vikings MIN 13.00
Bench 48.16 31.86
QB Jayden Daniels WAS 28.06
QB Geno Smith LV 13.36
RB Bucky Irving TB 8.40
WR Christian Kirk HOU 7.90
WR Christian Watson GB 6.70
RB Jaleel McLaughlin DEN 7.40
WR Mike Williams LAC 3.40
RB Tyler Allgeier ATL 3.20
WR Brandin Cooks NO 1.60
QB J.J. McCarthy MIN 0.00
WR Cooper Kupp SEA 0.00
WR Deebo Samuel WAS 0.00
RB Nick Chubb HOU 0.00
QB Tua Tagovailoa MIA 0.00
RB Kenneth Walker SEA 0.00

Blake: best possible 168.76 (left 15.80 on the bench, 91% efficient) · Dominic: best possible 99.94 (left 13.00 on the bench, 87% efficient)

QB Anthony Richardson IND “Def NOT GOATed” 7.08
QB Brock Purdy SF 25.78
RB Carson Steele KC 7.40
RB Josh Jacobs GB 4.80
RB James Conner ARI 2.50
RB David Montgomery DET 18.20
WR Tyreek Hill MIA “Child Rights Advocate” 4.00
WR Stefon Diggs NE 9.92
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown DET 13.50
WR Xavier Worthy KC 3.00
WR Davante Adams LAR 4.00
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba SEA 3.90
TE Pat Freiermuth PIT 3.30
TE Jake Ferguson DAL 9.50
FLX Ezekiel Elliott RB 1.20
FLX Jerome Ford RB · CLE 7.00
FLX Tony Pollard RB · TEN “STILL Zeke’s Father” 2.90
FLX Jalen Nailor WR · MIN 9.40
K Justin Tucker “Bustin Fucker” 4.00
K Will Reichard MIN 12.00
DEF San Francisco 49ers SF 3.00
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers PIT 9.00
Bench 53.60 55.52
WR Rome Odunze CHI 17.40
QB Caleb Williams CHI 19.32
QB Justin Herbert LAC 9.00
TE Dallas Goedert PHI 17.00
RB Ray Davis BUF 8.30
WR Quentin Johnston LAC 10.40
RB Rico Dowdle CAR 5.60
WR Tee Higgins CIN 3.90
RB Justice Hill BAL 5.40
WR Demarcus Robinson SF 3.20
WR Ladd McConkey LAC 4.40
RB Jaylen Wright MIA 1.70
RB Rachaad White TB 3.50
RB Christian McCaffrey SF 0.00
WR Jordan Addison MIN 0.00

Asher: best possible 81.30 (left 28.42 on the bench, 65% efficient) · Ethan: best possible 133.00 (left 20.50 on the bench, 85% efficient)