Season 11 · 2024

Week 4

The week

Box scores

QB Josh Allen BUF “Jesus Josh” 7.30
QB Jalen Hurts PHI “Gaylen Squirts” 16.32
RB Breece Hall NYJ “Big Ballz Breece” 1.80
RB Jordan Mason MIN “New World Order 🌎 ” 22.00
RB James Cook BUF “Discount Dalvin” 4.80
RB Brian Robinson WAS “B-Slob” 17.30
WR Garrett Wilson NYJ “Glizzy Garrett” 2.10
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL “PeePee PooPoo” 16.60
WR Mike Evans TB “Massive Sack Mike” 15.40
WR Drake London ATL “Kirk’s New Favorite Target” 6.40
WR DK Metcalf PIT “Daddy DeKaylin” 8.40
WR Rashid Shaheed NO “Shithead 💩 ” 7.70
TE Travis Kelce KC “What the fuck, man” 8.90
TE Brock Bowers LV “Cock Powers” 3.10
FLX Najee Harris RB · LAC “Najee No-Nutz” 7.30
FLX De'Von Achane RB · MIA “Smeg’Mon Gaychane” 2.90
FLX Diontae Johnson WR · CLE “Dogshit Johnson” 14.30
FLX Chuba Hubbard RB · CAR “Chubby Sucker” 18.10
K Harrison Butker KC “Big Cuck/Bitchmade Energy” 5.00
K Chris Boswell PIT 8.00
DEF Miami Dolphins MIA “Fuck me, why did i do this” 2.00
DEF Dallas Cowboys DAL “Mike Zimmer” 4.00
Bench 88.88 42.90
QB Baker Mayfield TB 28.88
RB Kareem Hunt KC 8.50
RB Chase Brown CIN 21.20
RB Javonte Williams DAL 8.00
WR Michael Pittman IND 11.30
RB Samaje Perine CIN 7.40
RB Tyjae Spears TEN 9.90
RB Alexander Mattison MIA 6.00
DEF Baltimore Ravens BAL 9.00
WR Allen Lazard NYJ 5.80
WR Keon Coleman BUF 5.10
RB Cam Akers NO 5.30
WR Amari Cooper 3.50
WR Keenan Allen IND 1.90
WR Tank Dell HOU 0.00
TE T.J. Hockenson MIN 0.00

Matt: best possible 139.58 (left 62.28 on the bench, 55% efficient) · Hunter: best possible 128.02 (left 5.60 on the bench, 96% efficient)

QB Kyler Murray ARI “Kyler? I hardly know her!” 9.98
QB Joe Burrow CIN 17.28
RB Alvin Kamara NO 17.90
RB Kyren Williams LAR 16.40
RB Aaron Jones MIN “Aaron Bones” 13.90
RB Derrick Henry BAL 32.90
WR Rashee Rice KC “Drives Drunk” 0.00
WR Ja'Marr Chase CIN 14.50
WR Marvin Harrison ARI “Marvin “Sued By Fanatics” Harrison” 10.50
WR Jameson Williams DET 14.00
WR Nico Collins HOU “Freak-o (in the sheets) Collins” 21.10
WR Wan'Dale Robinson NYG 7.10
TE Sam LaPorta DET “Sam LaPortapotty” 5.30
TE Mark Andrews BAL 0.00
FLX Devin Singletary RB · NYG “Devin Single Finger Up My Butt” 3.80
FLX Kenneth Walker RB · SEA 29.60
FLX J.K. Dobbins RB · DEN “JK Slobbins” 6.20
FLX Christian Watson WR · GB 0.00
K Jake Moody SF “Jake Doody” 13.00
K Ka'imi Fairbairn HOU 6.00
DEF Cleveland Browns CLE 11.00
DEF Buffalo Bills BUF -1.00
Bench 50.54 51.82
QB Dak Prescott DAL 16.74
QB Jayden Daniels WAS 25.02
WR Jauan Jennings SF 8.80
RB Bucky Irving TB 11.50
WR Chris Olave NO 8.70
WR Mike Williams LAC 6.70
DEF Kansas City Chiefs KC 6.00
RB Zach Charbonnet SEA 5.40
RB Rhamondre Stevenson NE 4.20
TE Cole Kmet CHI 3.40
WR DeAndre Hopkins BAL 3.10
WR Cooper Kupp SEA 0.00
RB Zamir White LV 3.00
RB Nick Chubb HOU 0.00
RB Jaylen Warren PIT 0.00
WR Gabe Davis -0.20

Abe: best possible 133.14 (left 20.46 on the bench, 85% efficient) · Blake: best possible 160.42 (left 23.64 on the bench, 85% efficient)

QB Lamar Jackson BAL “Daddy Lamy ” 23.64
QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Kermit” 14.00
RB Travis Etienne JAX 6.00
RB Bijan Robinson ATL “Bird” 7.40
RB Braelon Allen NYJ 4.60
RB Jonathan Taylor IND “If he gets hurt ill cry” 16.80
WR Jakobi Meyers LV 4.90
WR Justin Jefferson MIN “my dad” 14.50
WR George Pickens DAL “Slim Pickens ” 9.30
WR Brian Thomas JAX 15.90
WR Jayden Reed GB 20.10
WR Malik Nabers NYG 11.10
TE Dalton Kincaid BUF 4.70
TE Dalton Schultz HOU 3.40
FLX Emanuel Wilson RB · GB 2.70
FLX Tyler Lockett WR · TEN 6.10
FLX Khalil Shakir WR · BUF 6.20
FLX Raheem Mostert RB · LV “Mr Mustard” 0.00
K Brandon Aubrey DAL 11.00
K Daniel Carlson LV “Vikings Legend” 10.00
DEF New York Jets NYJ 6.00
DEF Philadelphia Eagles PHI 3.00
Bench 9.96 19.50
QB Matthew Stafford LAR 5.86
QB Aaron Rodgers PIT 11.60
TE Isaiah Likely BAL 2.60
RB Trey Benson ARI 5.00
WR Calvin Ridley TEN 1.50
WR Andrei Iosivas CIN 2.90
RB Jonathon Brooks CAR 0.00
TE Evan Engram DEN 0.00
RB Joe Mixon HOU 0.00
WR Tyler Johnson NYJ 0.00
RB Austin Ekeler WAS 0.00
WR DeVonta Smith PHI 0.00
WR A.J. Brown PHI 0.00
TE Trey McBride ARI 0.00
RB Isiah Pacheco KC 0.00
WR Puka Nacua LAR 0.00

Courtney: best possible 99.14 (perfect lineup) · Tom: best possible 107.20 (left 5.00 on the bench, 95% efficient)

QB Anthony Richardson IND “Def NOT GOATed” 5.24
QB C.J. Stroud HOU “sophomore slump no 🧢” 23.50
RB Carson Steele KC -1.40
RB Jahmyr Gibbs DET “Sanic - gotta go fast” 19.80
RB James Conner ARI 17.30
RB Saquon Barkley PHI “MVP?” 11.60
WR Tyreek Hill MIA “Child Rights Advocate” 4.20
WR Chris Godwin TB 6.90
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown DET 14.78
WR DJ Moore CHI 8.20
WR Rome Odunze CHI “Dome Oh-Cumsies” 1.00
WR Zay Flowers BAL “Flowers for Zay-lgernon” 1.00
TE Pat Freiermuth PIT 11.70
TE George Kittle SF 10.50
FLX Ezekiel Elliott RB 2.40
FLX Terry McLaurin WR · WAS 11.20
FLX Tony Pollard RB · TEN “STILL Zeke’s Father” 16.80
FLX Jaylen Waddle WR · MIA “🐧🐧” 3.60
K Justin Tucker “Bustin Fucker” 5.00
K Evan McPherson CIN 13.00
DEF San Francisco 49ers SF 22.00
DEF Houston Texans HOU 2.00
Bench 61.06 33.16
RB Justice Hill BAL 15.60
WR Courtland Sutton DEN 12.00
WR Ladd McConkey LAC 12.70
QB Derek Carr 9.06
RB Rico Dowdle CAR 12.10
DEF Los Angeles Chargers LAC 8.00
QB Justin Herbert LAC 11.16
RB Gus Edwards 1.90
RB Rachaad White TB 8.40
RB Ty Chandler MIN 1.30
RB Ray Davis BUF 1.10
WR Alec Pierce IND 0.90
WR Davante Adams LAR 0.00
RB Blake Corum LAR 0.00

Asher: best possible 143.34 (left 44.32 on the bench, 69% efficient) · Dan: best possible 128.30 (left 17.00 on the bench, 87% efficient)

QB Sam Darnold SEA 21.50
QB Brock Purdy SF 15.62
RB D'Andre Swift CHI 22.50
RB Josh Jacobs GB 7.80
RB Zack Moss CIN 13.80
RB David Montgomery DET 14.00
WR Brandon Aiyuk SF 4.80
WR Stefon Diggs NE 13.50
WR Darnell Mooney ATL 5.60
WR Tee Higgins CIN 6.00
WR Christian Kirk HOU 12.10
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba SEA 5.10
TE Kyle Pitts ATL 0.00
TE Jake Ferguson DAL 4.90
FLX Xavier Legette WR · CAR 13.60
FLX Jerome Ford RB · CLE 8.50
FLX Roschon Johnson RB · CHI 8.60
FLX Jordan Addison WR · MIN 19.90
K Younghoe Koo ATL 20.00
K Will Reichard MIN 7.00
DEF Minnesota Vikings MIN 8.00
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers PIT 2.00
Bench 51.20 40.28
QB Geno Smith LV 22.60
WR Xavier Worthy KC 13.30
RB Tyler Allgeier ATL 8.00
QB Caleb Williams CHI 11.48
WR Deebo Samuel WAS 7.20
TE Dallas Goedert PHI 6.20
RB Jaleel McLaughlin DEN 4.60
WR Demarcus Robinson SF 3.70
TE Zach Ertz WAS 4.20
RB Jaylen Wright MIA 3.20
WR Romeo Doubs GB 3.90
WR Quentin Johnston LAC 1.30
RB D'Onta Foreman 0.70
WR Jalen Nailor MIN 1.10
QB J.J. McCarthy MIN 0.00
RB Christian McCaffrey SF 0.00

Dominic: best possible 140.60 (left 10.10 on the bench, 93% efficient) · Ethan: best possible 113.82 (left 9.50 on the bench, 92% efficient)