Season 12 · 2025

Week 4

The week

Box scores

QB Josh Allen BUF “Jesus Josh” 25.86
QB Jayden Daniels WAS “Commander Daniels” 0.00
RB Chase Brown CIN “Pound Town Brown” 7.10
RB Derrick Henry BAL “Shocka” 5.80
RB James Cook BUF “Let James Cook” 19.50
RB Kyren Williams LAR “Killa Kyren” 7.40
WR Justin Jefferson MIN “Bustin’ Befferson” 12.60
WR A.J. Brown PHI “Sir Always Open” 0.70
WR Garrett Wilson NYJ “Guantanimo Garrett” 14.20
WR Davante Adams LAR “Davante Dash” 11.60
WR Emeka Egbuka TB 16.10
WR Chris Olave NO “Everybody Injures Chris” 7.00
TE Travis Kelce KC “Certified Swiftie” 4.80
TE Zach Ertz WAS 4.10
FLX Jordan Addison WR · MIN “D-Dub Jordan” 11.40
FLX Bucky Irving RB · TB “Bucky Bolts” 20.50
FLX TreVeyon Henderson RB · NE 10.60
FLX Alvin Kamara RB · NO “Super K” 7.20
K Jake Bates DET “Jake MasturBates” 13.00
K Ka'imi Fairbairn HOU 10.00
DEF Buffalo Bills BUF 6.00
DEF Los Angeles Chargers LAC 6.00
Bench 80.04 45.72
QB Justin Fields NYJ 27.14
TE Darren Waller MIA 14.70
TE Dallas Goedert PHI 15.70
QB Jared Goff DET 13.72
DEF Philadelphia Eagles PHI 14.00
WR Elic Ayomanor TEN 4.40
WR Hollywood Brown KC 9.80
WR Travis Hunter JAX 4.20
WR Tyquan Thornton KC 7.10
RB Rhamondre Stevenson NE 4.10
WR Matthew Golden GB 6.30
WR Chris Godwin TB 2.60
WR Mike Evans TB 0.00
WR Christian Kirk HOU 2.00

Matt: best possible 164.04 (left 22.88 on the bench, 86% efficient) · Blake: best possible 108.32 (left 28.02 on the bench, 74% efficient)

QB Drake Maye NE 23.22
QB Daniel Jones IND “Daniel Stephen Jones III” 12.38
RB Saquon Barkley PHI 13.40
RB J.K. Dobbins DEN 10.50
RB Jordan Mason MIN 7.20
RB David Montgomery DET 1.20
WR Nico Collins HOU “Freak-o (in the sheets) Collins” 7.90
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba SEA 9.00
WR Ladd McConkey LAC 1.10
WR Quentin Johnston LAC “I always believed in you” 15.80
WR Jameson Williams DET 3.70
WR DeVonta Smith PHI 2.90
TE Sam LaPorta DET “Sam LaPortapotty” 3.90
TE Tucker Kraft GB 5.60
FLX D'Andre Swift RB · CHI 12.00
FLX Breece Hall RB · NYJ 11.10
FLX Jakobi Meyers WR · LV 3.00
FLX Xavier Worthy WR · KC 12.10
K Tyler Loop BAL 9.00
K Matt Prater BUF 7.00
DEF Green Bay Packers GB -3.00
DEF Minnesota Vikings MIN 4.00
Bench 35.40 47.06
QB Kyler Murray ARI 18.10
QB Brock Purdy SF 19.66
WR Troy Franklin DEN 5.50
WR Khalil Shakir BUF 12.90
RB Rachaad White TB 4.60
TE Jake Ferguson DAL 10.00
WR Calvin Ridley TEN 3.00
WR Joshua Palmer BUF 2.50
RB Brian Robinson SF 2.10
WR Sterling Shepard TB 2.00
TE David Njoku CLE 1.10
WR Rashee Rice KC 0.00
WR Tory Horton SEA 1.00
RB Tyrone Tracy NYG 0.00
WR Jayden Reed GB 0.00
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL 0.00

Abe: best possible 90.42 (left 9.00 on the bench, 90% efficient) · Ethan: best possible 117.66 (left 26.08 on the bench, 78% efficient)

QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Mahomosexual” 27.30
QB Jordan Love GB 26.28
RB Jonathan Taylor IND “Gaylor” 9.60
RB Trey Benson ARI 5.40
RB Cam Skattebo NYG “Crown Prince of CTE” 11.00
RB Bijan Robinson ATL “Bird” 24.10
WR George Pickens DAL “Move Over CeeDee, You’re Washed” 25.40
WR Puka Nacua LAR “Pukake” 23.00
WR Drake London ATL 17.00
WR Malik Nabers NYG “MaLigma” 2.00
WR DJ Moore CHI “Beef Stew” 3.80
WR Brian Thomas JAX “Brain Tommy” 5.60
TE Brock Bowers LV “Cock Powers” 4.60
TE Trey McBride ARI “McGroom” 5.20
FLX Josh Jacobs RB · GB “Stupid Washed Bitch Boy” 27.70
FLX Tee Higgins WR · CIN “TeeHee” 3.20
FLX De'Von Achane RB · MIA “Smeg’Mon Gaychane” 16.10
FLX Jauan Jennings WR · SF “The real JJ” 4.40
K Cameron Dicker LAC “Chinese” 5.00
K Will Reichard MIN “Fuck baby you’re so fucking skol” 8.00
DEF Houston Texans HOU 14.00
DEF Detroit Lions DET 19.00
Bench 40.60 44.22
RB Kenneth Gainwell PIT 25.40
QB C.J. Stroud HOU 18.42
WR Jayden Higgins HOU 8.40
TE Tyler Warren IND 13.30
RB Kareem Hunt KC 4.70
WR Wan'Dale Robinson NYG 1.40
WR Jaylen Waddle MIA 4.80
WR Adam Thielen MIN 1.10
RB Kaleb Johnson PIT 2.20
QB J.J. McCarthy MIN 0.00
QB Joe Burrow CIN 0.00
RB Hassan Haskins LAC 0.00
RB Jaylen Warren PIT 0.00
WR Luther Burden CHI -0.40
RB Dylan Sampson CLE -0.20

Hunter: best possible 181.90 (left 20.40 on the bench, 89% efficient) · Tom: best possible 140.38 (left 14.20 on the bench, 90% efficient)

QB Lamar Jackson BAL “Daddy Lamy ” 11.68
QB Caleb Williams CHI “I can’t keep defending you” 12.78
RB Ashton Jeanty LV 31.50
RB Christian McCaffrey SF 20.10
RB Javonte Williams DAL 16.00
RB Chuba Hubbard CAR 6.90
WR Tetairoa McMillan CAR 6.20
WR Tyreek Hill MIA “stay at home dad” 6.70
WR DK Metcalf PIT 18.60
WR Keenan Allen LAC 3.70
WR Courtland Sutton DEN 14.10
WR Zay Flowers BAL “Flowers for Zay-lgernon” 7.40
TE Juwan Johnson NO 2.80
TE Dalton Kincaid BUF 8.80
FLX Quinshon Judkins RB · CLE 17.50
FLX Omarion Hampton RB · LAC 22.50
FLX Keon Coleman WR · BUF 4.50
FLX Travis Etienne RB · JAX 18.50
K Brandon Aubrey DAL 8.00
K Spencer Shrader IND 10.00
DEF New England Patriots NE 11.00
DEF Denver Broncos DEN 10.00
Bench 24.00 64.44
RB Isiah Pacheco KC 10.80
QB Bo Nix DEN 26.74
WR Jalen Nailor MIN 8.20
DEF Seattle Seahawks SEA 11.00
TE Mark Andrews BAL 3.00
RB Zach Charbonnet SEA 10.40
WR Cooper Kupp SEA 2.60
WR Stefon Diggs NE 10.10
WR Josh Downs IND 2.40
RB Nick Chubb HOU 6.20
RB Jaylen Wright MIA 0.00
RB Isaac Guerendo SF 0.00
DEF Baltimore Ravens BAL -3.00
WR Terry McLaurin WAS 0.00
WR Brandon Aiyuk SF 0.00

Courtney: best possible 150.38 (left 8.50 on the bench, 94% efficient) · Dan: best possible 152.24 (left 24.86 on the bench, 84% efficient)

QB Justin Herbert LAC “Bustin’ Slurpert” 14.52
QB Jalen Hurts PHI 19.40
RB Jahmyr Gibbs DET 15.70
RB Bhayshul Tuten JAX 2.20
RB Tony Pollard TEN “STILL Zeke’s Father” 7.60
RB Kenneth Walker SEA 11.00
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown DET 19.00
WR Ja'Marr Chase CIN “Touchdownless like a Moron” 2.30
WR Marvin Harrison ARI “Ass Sucker” 12.60
WR Michael Pittman IND 10.10
WR Rome Odunze CHI “Dome Oh-Cumsies” 12.90
WR Deebo Samuel WAS “Slowest Fucker in the League” 14.10
TE Harold Fannin CLE 2.50
TE T.J. Hockenson MIN 3.90
FLX Ricky Pearsall WR · SF “Quicky Queers-all” 4.60
FLX Tre Tucker WR · LV 2.20
FLX Romeo Doubs WR · GB 23.80
FLX Hunter Henry TE · NE 9.90
K Harrison Butker KC “Women’s Rights Advocate” 13.00
K Jake Elliott PHI 7.00
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers PIT 10.00
DEF Washington Commanders WAS 2.00
Bench 29.90 57.26
RB Tyler Allgeier ATL 11.10
QB Baker Mayfield TB 19.86
WR Jalen Tolbert DAL 6.10
RB RJ Harvey DEN 15.80
RB Chris Rodriguez WAS 5.90
TE Kyle Pitts ATL 13.00
WR Rashid Shaheed NO 5.20
WR Jerry Jeudy CLE 4.80
RB Blake Corum LAR 1.60
WR Darnell Mooney ATL 1.50
RB Joe Mixon HOU 0.00
WR Calvin Austin PIT 1.30
RB Aaron Jones MIN 0.00
WR Hunter Renfrow CAR 1.00
TE George Kittle SF 0.00

Asher: best possible 142.72 (left 6.50 on the bench, 95% efficient) · Dominic: best possible 111.46 (left 27.36 on the bench, 75% efficient)