Season 9 · 2022

Week 2

The week

Box scores

QB Josh Allen BUF 29.68
QB Joe Burrow CIN 16.56
RB Nick Chubb CLE 29.30
RB Dalvin Cook MIN 3.60
RB James Conner ARI 5.10
RB D'Andre Swift DET 14.70
WR Mike Evans TB 6.10
WR Allen Lazard GB 7.30
WR Tyreek Hill MIA 31.00
WR Elijah Moore NYJ 3.50
WR Brandin Cooks HOU 5.40
WR Mecole Hardman KC 4.50
TE Dawson Knox BUF 4.10
TE Travis Kelce KC 5.10
FLX Jeff Wilson RB · SF 10.30
FLX Leonard Fournette RB · TB 7.40
FLX AJ Dillon RB · GB 6.70
FLX Michael Carter RB · NYJ 5.00
K Dustin Hopkins LAC 6.00
K Matt Prater ARI 1.00
DEF Denver Broncos DEN 7.00
DEF San Francisco 49ers SF 12.00
Bench 60.46 30.90
QB Aaron Rodgers GB 16.36
TE Mike Gesicki MIA 10.10
WR Curtis Samuel WAS 15.90
WR Jakobi Meyers NE 9.50
RB David Montgomery CHI 13.60
RB J.D. McKissic WAS 6.30
WR Brandon Aiyuk SF 6.30
WR K.J. Osborn MIN 2.50
RB Melvin Gordon DEN 5.30
QB Trey Lance SF 2.50
RB Tyler Allgeier ATL 3.00
WR DeVante Parker NE 0.00
RB Elijah Mitchell SF 0.00
WR Chris Godwin TB 0.00
WR Wan'Dale Robinson NYG 0.00

Abe: best possible 159.88 (left 19.20 on the bench, 88% efficient) · Ethan: best possible 94.46 (left 13.80 on the bench, 85% efficient)

QB Justin Herbert LAC “Busted Pervert” 24.46
QB Russell Wilson DEN “Sir” 12.06
RB Antonio Gibson WAS 10.10
RB Joe Mixon CIN “His Year” 8.30
RB Kareem Hunt CLE “Supreme Cunt” 7.40
RB Javonte Williams DEN “Future of the Franchise” 8.50
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL “PeePee Slam” 8.10
WR Cooper Kupp LAR “Pooper Slupp” 20.80
WR Mike Williams LAC “The Glass Man” 17.30
WR Justin Jefferson MIN “my dad” 4.80
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown DET 30.40
WR Marquise Brown ARI “Doesnt play for the Browns” 6.80
TE Dallas Goedert PHI “Phallus Gaysquirt” 8.20
TE Kyle Pitts ATL “1st round talent” 1.90
FLX Tony Pollard RB · DAL “Zeke’s Father” 15.80
FLX Breece Hall RB · NYJ “RIP My Prince” 12.00
FLX Rhamondre Stevenson RB · NE 5.10
FLX Gabe Davis WR · BUF “Babe Davis” 0.00
K Matt Gay LAR “Fat Gay” 7.00
K Greg Joseph MIN “Kick God” 1.00
DEF Buffalo Bills BUF 20.00
DEF New England Patriots NE “Belichick's little rascals” 8.00
Bench 32.40 42.10
WR Jahan Dotson WAS 13.90
RB Damien Harris NE 14.70
DEF Baltimore Ravens BAL 7.00
QB Tom Brady TB 9.40
RB Jamaal Williams DET 6.00
WR Chris Olave NO 6.00
RB Tyrion Davis-Price SF 3.30
WR Hunter Renfrow LV 3.90
WR Tyler Boyd CIN 3.70
RB D'Onta Foreman CAR 0.90
WR Chase Claypool PIT 2.60
RB Kenneth Gainwell PHI 1.80

Asher: best possible 162.66 (left 8.80 on the bench, 95% efficient) · Tom: best possible 100.06 (left 15.90 on the bench, 84% efficient)

QB Kyler Murray ARI 26.88
QB Carson Wentz WAS 28.78
RB Najee Harris PIT 8.90
RB Aaron Jones GB 29.00
RB Khalil Herbert CHI 4.10
RB Travis Etienne JAX 5.30
WR Ja'Marr Chase CIN 5.80
WR Davante Adams LV 7.20
WR DK Metcalf SEA 3.50
WR A.J. Brown PHI 6.90
WR Diontae Johnson PIT 7.70
WR Amari Cooper CLE 16.10
TE Gerald Everett LAC 7.10
TE Dalton Schultz DAL -0.20
FLX Drake London WR · ATL 16.60
FLX Robbie Anderson WR · CAR 1.20
FLX Rashaad Penny RB · SEA 1.50
FLX Miles Sanders RB · PHI 8.60
K Daniel Carlson LV 13.00
K Jake Elliott PHI 6.00
DEF Indianapolis Colts IND 0.00
DEF Los Angeles Rams LAR 9.00
Bench 32.58 25.60
QB Matthew Stafford LAR 20.88
QB Justin Fields CHI 9.80
RB Cam Akers LAR 6.20
RB Dameon Pierce HOU 7.70
WR Jarvis Landry NO 2.50
WR Robert Woods TEN 3.90
RB Kenneth Walker SEA 1.50
WR Russell Gage TB 2.80
RB Jaylen Warren PIT 1.50
RB Alexander Mattison MIN 1.40
WR Michael Gallup DAL 0.00
K Harrison Butker KC 0.00
WR Michael Pittman IND 0.00
RB J.K. Dobbins BAL 0.00
RB Brian Robinson WAS 0.00

Blake: best possible 99.78 (left 4.70 on the bench, 95% efficient) · Courtney: best possible 124.58 (left 6.70 on the bench, 95% efficient)

QB Jalen Hurts PHI “#RareBreed” 34.02
QB Lamar Jackson BAL “Big Truss ” 42.62
RB Jonathan Taylor IND “Father” 6.30
RB Christian McCaffrey CAR “Comeback Christian Complete” 12.80
RB Rex Burkhead HOU “Sex Getshead” 0.90
RB Austin Ekeler LAC “Your Dad ” 9.40
WR Jaylen Waddle MIA 29.10
WR Courtland Sutton DEN “Sutton Deez Nutz on Ur Face” 12.70
WR DeVonta Smith PHI “Heisman-Winner DeVonta Smith” 8.00
WR Tee Higgins CIN “Pee Wiggins” 13.10
WR Michael Thomas NO “Millionaire Welfare Queen who doesn’t play football” 12.50
WR DJ Moore CAR “Daddy DJ” 10.30
TE Darren Waller LV “Fraud” 11.00
TE Taysom Hill NO “Taysom Som Dick” 1.40
FLX Jerry Jeudy WR · DEN “Jerry Poody” 1.20
FLX Cordarrelle Patterson RB · ATL “Not Washed King ” 4.10
FLX Nyheim Hines RB · IND “Father’s handcuff” 3.70
FLX Chase Edmonds RB · MIA “Biggest Bust in the League” 4.10
K Tyler Bass BUF “Tyler Ass” 12.00
K Justin Tucker BAL “Justin Fucker” 10.00
DEF Cincinnati Bengals CIN 4.00
DEF Cleveland Browns CLE “Cleveland Steamers ” 3.00
Bench 16.10 61.08
WR Tyler Lockett SEA 10.70
WR Garrett Wilson NYJ 22.00
WR George Pickens PIT 2.30
QB Derek Carr LV 18.98
RB Devin Singletary BUF 2.10
WR Rashod Bateman BAL 16.80
DEF Los Angeles Chargers LAC 1.00
RB James Cook BUF 5.30
RB Alvin Kamara NO 0.00
TE George Kittle SF 0.00
WR Rondale Moore ARI 0.00
WR Skyy Moore KC 0.00
WR Kadarius Toney NYG 0.00
RB Chuba Hubbard CAR -2.00
WR Jameson Williams DET 0.00

Dan: best possible 133.62 (left 10.90 on the bench, 92% efficient) · Matt: best possible 154.12 (left 30.60 on the bench, 80% efficient)

QB Kirk Cousins MIN 11.84
QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Mahomosexual” 17.30
RB Derrick Henry TEN 8.50
RB Saquon Barkley NYG “Gayquon Squartley” 8.80
RB Ezekiel Elliott DAL 4.90
RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire KC 11.80
WR Deebo Samuel SF 9.70
WR Stefon Diggs BUF 32.80
WR Terry McLaurin WAS 8.20
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster KC “BooBoo Piss-Pooster” 1.00
WR Allen Robinson LAR 11.30
WR DJ Chark DET 0.00
TE Albert Okwuegbunam DEN 0.00
TE Mark Andrews BAL “Money Mandrewz” 16.70
FLX Christian Kirk WR · JAX 19.80
FLX Darrell Henderson RB · LAR “Darrell Tenderbuns” 10.70
FLX Adam Thielen WR · MIN 5.20
FLX Josh Jacobs RB · LV “My Dad” 8.10
K Younghoe Koo ATL 5.00
K Evan McPherson CIN “Evan McPhuckson” 13.00
DEF Green Bay Packers GB 9.00
DEF Tampa Bay Buccaneers TB 26.00
Bench 74.04 22.60
QB Tua Tagovailoa MIA 40.86
RB James Robinson JAX 13.80
QB Mac Jones NE 13.68
WR Treylon Burks TEN 4.70
TE Pat Freiermuth PIT 8.20
RB Mark Ingram NO 4.10
TE Zach Ertz ARI 7.50
WR DeAndre Hopkins ARI 0.00
TE T.J. Hockenson DET 2.60
WR Keenan Allen LAC 0.00
WR Kendrick Bourne NE 1.60
RB Dontrell Hilliard TEN 0.00
WR Darnell Mooney CHI -0.40
WR Julio Jones TB 0.00

Dominic: best possible 132.96 (left 39.52 on the bench, 70% efficient) · Hunter: best possible 156.60 (left 10.40 on the bench, 93% efficient)