Season 9 · 2022

Week 1

The week

Box scores

QB Josh Allen BUF 33.48
QB Kirk Cousins MIN 19.08
RB Nick Chubb CLE 14.30
RB Derrick Henry TEN 8.20
RB Elijah Mitchell SF 4.10
RB Ezekiel Elliott DAL 4.90
WR Mike Evans TB 13.10
WR Deebo Samuel SF 10.60
WR Tyreek Hill MIA 10.00
WR Terry McLaurin WAS 11.80
WR Brandin Cooks HOU 8.20
WR Allen Robinson LAR 1.20
TE Dawson Knox BUF 0.50
TE T.J. Hockenson DET 3.80
FLX James Conner RB · ARI 11.50
FLX Darnell Mooney WR · CHI 0.80
FLX AJ Dillon RB · GB 15.10
FLX Adam Thielen WR · MIN 3.60
K Dustin Hopkins LAC 7.00
K Younghoe Koo ATL 19.00
DEF Denver Broncos DEN 5.00
DEF Tennessee Titans TEN 9.00
Bench 21.20 60.32
RB Melvin Gordon DEN 5.20
QB Tua Tagovailoa MIA 14.80
RB David Montgomery CHI 5.00
WR Christian Kirk JAX 11.70
WR Brandon Aiyuk SF 4.70
QB Mac Jones NE 9.52
QB Aaron Rodgers GB 4.70
TE Zach Ertz ARI 9.40
RB Mike Davis BAL 1.10
TE Pat Freiermuth PIT 7.50
WR Wan'Dale Robinson NYG 0.50
WR Kendrick Bourne NE 4.10
RB Gus Edwards BAL 0.00
TE Albert Okwuegbunam DEN 3.30
RB Tyler Allgeier ATL 0.00

Abe: best possible 123.38 (left 1.10 on the bench, 99% efficient) · Dominic: best possible 115.28 (left 23.30 on the bench, 80% efficient)

QB Justin Herbert LAC “Busted Pervert” 23.26
QB Dak Prescott DAL 5.46
RB Antonio Gibson WAS 13.00
RB Aaron Jones GB 7.60
RB Kareem Hunt CLE “Supreme Cunt” 19.00
RB Travis Etienne JAX 6.50
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL “PeePee Slam” 2.90
WR Davante Adams LV 20.10
WR Mike Williams LAC “The Glass Man” 1.00
WR A.J. Brown PHI 15.50
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown DET 12.40
WR Amari Cooper CLE 1.70
TE Dallas Goedert PHI “Phallus Gaysquirt” 6.00
TE Dalton Schultz DAL 6.20
FLX Tony Pollard RB · DAL “Zeke’s Father” 2.20
FLX Dameon Pierce RB · HOU 3.90
FLX Rhamondre Stevenson RB · NE 2.70
FLX Miles Sanders RB · PHI 16.50
K Matt Gay LAR “Fat Gay” 6.00
K Harrison Butker KC 9.00
DEF Baltimore Ravens BAL 11.00
DEF Los Angeles Rams LAR 9.00
Bench 51.60 20.84
DEF Buffalo Bills BUF 17.00
QB Justin Fields CHI 14.64
RB Jamaal Williams DET 15.00
RB Alexander Mattison MIN 3.60
WR Jahan Dotson WAS 15.00
WR Robert Woods TEN 1.30
WR Russell Gage TB 1.30
RB D'Onta Foreman CAR 0.50
RB J.K. Dobbins BAL 0.00
RB Tyrion Davis-Price SF 0.00
TE Cole Kmet CHI 0.00
RB Isaiah Spiller LAC 0.00

Asher: best possible 133.66 (left 34.20 on the bench, 74% efficient) · Courtney: best possible 110.64 (left 9.18 on the bench, 92% efficient)

QB Kyler Murray ARI 20.62
QB Jalen Hurts PHI “#RareBreed” 24.72
RB Najee Harris PIT 8.60
RB Jonathan Taylor IND “Father” 23.50
RB Cam Akers LAR 0.00
RB Alvin Kamara NO “glue factory” 4.60
WR Ja'Marr Chase CIN 18.90
WR Jaylen Waddle MIA 13.70
WR Diontae Johnson PIT 5.50
WR DeVonta Smith PHI “Heisman-Winner DeVonta Smith” 0.00
WR Michael Pittman IND 18.10
WR Michael Thomas NO “Millionaire Welfare Queen who doesn’t play football” 17.70
TE Hunter Henry NE 2.00
TE Darren Waller LV “Fraud” 7.90
FLX DK Metcalf WR · SEA 1.60
FLX Jerry Jeudy WR · DEN “Jerry Poody” 16.20
FLX Rashaad Penny RB · SEA 6.70
FLX Kadarius Toney WR · NYG “Glass Bones & Paper Skin” 2.30
K Daniel Carlson LV 9.00
K Tyler Bass BUF “Tyler Ass” 8.00
DEF Indianapolis Colts IND 6.00
DEF Cincinnati Bengals CIN 2.00
Bench 41.70 31.50
WR Jarvis Landry NO 11.40
DEF Los Angeles Chargers LAC 13.00
QB Matthew Stafford LAR 10.80
RB Devin Singletary BUF 6.20
RB Khalil Herbert CHI 10.30
RB Nyheim Hines IND 5.40
WR Drake London ATL 7.40
WR Marvin Jones JAX 3.80
WR Sammy Watkins GB 1.80
WR Tyler Lockett SEA 2.80
WR Michael Gallup DAL 0.00
WR George Pickens PIT 0.30
RB Kenneth Walker SEA 0.00
WR Rondale Moore ARI 0.00
RB Brian Robinson WAS 0.00
WR Jameson Williams DET 0.00

Blake: best possible 119.02 (left 22.00 on the bench, 82% efficient) · Dan: best possible 140.92 (left 20.30 on the bench, 86% efficient)

QB Joe Burrow CIN 22.22
QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Mahomosexual” 34.90
RB Dalvin Cook MIN 10.80
RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire KC 19.40
RB D'Andre Swift DET 23.50
RB Darrell Henderson LAR “Darrell Tenderbuns” 7.30
WR Chris Godwin TB 3.50
WR Stefon Diggs BUF 18.20
WR Elijah Moore NYJ 4.90
WR Keenan Allen LAC “GG Allin” 6.60
WR Jakobi Meyers NE 6.20
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster KC “BooBoo Piss-Pooster” 5.90
TE Travis Kelce KC 18.10
TE Mark Andrews BAL “Money Mandrewz” 5.20
FLX Leonard Fournette RB · TB 13.70
FLX Saquon Barkley RB · NYG “Gayquon Squartley” 27.40
FLX DeVante Parker WR · NE 0.90
FLX Josh Jacobs RB · LV “My Dad” 7.30
K Matt Prater ARI 1.00
K Evan McPherson CIN “Evan McPhuckson” 8.00
DEF San Francisco 49ers SF 5.00
DEF Tampa Bay Buccaneers TB 13.00
Bench 34.86 47.70
QB Trey Lance SF 10.96
RB James Robinson JAX 18.90
RB Michael Carter NYJ 10.00
WR DJ Chark DET 11.20
WR Mecole Hardman KC 7.60
WR Julio Jones TB 8.60
RB J.D. McKissic WAS 4.80
WR Treylon Burks TEN 5.50
WR K.J. Osborn MIN 1.40
RB Raheem Mostert MIA 3.20
TE Mike Gesicki MIA 0.10
RB Mark Ingram NO 0.30
WR Allen Lazard GB 0.00
WR DeAndre Hopkins ARI 0.00

Ethan: best possible 123.02 (left 13.20 on the bench, 89% efficient) · Hunter: best possible 172.10 (left 18.90 on the bench, 89% efficient)

QB Lamar Jackson BAL “Big Truss ” 21.22
QB Russell Wilson DEN “Sir” 17.80
RB Christian McCaffrey CAR “Comeback Christian Complete” 11.70
RB Joe Mixon CIN “His Year” 14.50
RB Chase Edmonds MIA “Biggest Bust in the League” 6.50
RB Javonte Williams DEN “Future of the Franchise” 8.80
WR Tee Higgins CIN “Pee Wiggins” 2.70
WR Cooper Kupp LAR “Pooper Slupp” 18.80
WR DJ Moore CAR “Daddy DJ” 5.00
WR Justin Jefferson MIN “my dad” 30.40
WR Rashod Bateman BAL “WooWoo 💯” 11.90
WR Marquise Brown ARI “Doesnt play for the Browns” 10.30
TE David Njoku CLE 0.70
TE Kyle Pitts ATL “1st round talent” 1.90
FLX Courtland Sutton WR · DEN “Sutton Deez Nutz on Ur Face” 7.20
FLX Breece Hall RB · NYJ “RIP My Prince” 4.10
FLX Austin Ekeler RB · LAC “Your Dad ” 7.20
FLX Damien Harris RB · NE “Mr Harry” 5.80
K Justin Tucker BAL “Justin Fucker” 6.00
K Greg Joseph MIN “Kick God” 13.00
DEF New Orleans Saints NO 6.00
DEF New England Patriots NE “Belichick's little rascals” 4.00
Bench 43.10 58.28
RB Cordarrelle Patterson ATL 19.60
WR Gabe Davis BUF 14.80
QB Derek Carr LV 16.80
QB Tom Brady TB 11.38
WR Garrett Wilson NYJ 5.20
WR Tyler Boyd CIN 9.30
WR Skyy Moore KC 3.00
RB Kenneth Gainwell PHI 9.20
RB Chuba Hubbard CAR 0.30
WR Chris Olave NO 6.10
TE George Kittle SF 0.00
WR Chase Claypool PIT 5.40
RB James Cook BUF -1.80
WR Hunter Renfrow LV 2.10

Matt: best possible 103.22 (left 17.10 on the bench, 83% efficient) · Tom: best possible 144.00 (left 14.60 on the bench, 90% efficient)