Season 11 · 2024

Week 13

The week

Box scores

QB Josh Allen BUF “Jesus Josh” 28.42
QB Jalen Hurts PHI “Gaylen Squirts” 17.62
RB James Cook BUF “Discount Dalvin” 18.00
RB De'Von Achane MIA “Smeg’Mon Gaychane” 13.00
RB Chase Brown CIN “Pound Town Brown” 16.00
RB Chuba Hubbard CAR “Chubby Sucker” 2.30
WR DK Metcalf PIT “Daddy DeKaylin” 6.60
WR Drake London ATL “Kirk’s New Favorite Target” 8.30
WR Garrett Wilson NYJ “Glizzy Garrett” 4.10
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL “PeePee PooPoo” 3.90
WR Mike Evans TB “Massive Sack Mike” 17.80
WR Keenan Allen IND “GG Allin” 19.30
TE Travis Kelce KC “What the fuck, man” 6.80
TE Brock Bowers LV “Cock Powers” 20.20
FLX Breece Hall RB · NYJ “Big Ballz Breece” 6.00
FLX Brian Robinson RB · WAS “B-Slob” 16.90
FLX Najee Harris RB · LAC “Najee No-Nutz” 18.90
FLX Javonte Williams RB · DAL 6.40
K Chris Boswell PIT 16.00
K Jake Elliott PHI “Smelliott” 6.00
DEF Dallas Cowboys DAL 17.00
DEF Detroit Lions DET 6.00
Bench 30.30 43.06
QB Baker Mayfield TB 12.20
QB Jordan Love GB 18.96
RB Jaylen Warren PIT 6.40
DEF Buffalo Bills BUF 12.00
WR Michael Pittman IND 4.20
RB Jordan Mason MIN 7.80
WR Tank Dell HOU 2.30
TE T.J. Hockenson MIN 2.80
TE Cade Otton TB 2.00
RB Kareem Hunt KC 1.50
DEF Baltimore Ravens BAL 2.00
RB Alexander Mattison MIA 0.00
WR Amari Cooper 1.20
WR Rashod Bateman BAL 0.00
K Harrison Butker KC 0.00

Matt: best possible 156.12 (left 0.50 on the bench, 100% efficient) · Hunter: best possible 132.76 (left 12.84 on the bench, 90% efficient)

QB Kyler Murray ARI “Kyler? I hardly know her!” 17.20
QB Jayden Daniels WAS 28.64
RB Tyrone Tracy NYG 12.50
RB Kyren Williams LAR 17.30
RB Aaron Jones MIN “Aaron Bones” 6.80
RB Derrick Henry BAL 11.10
WR Nico Collins HOU “Freak-o (in the sheets) Collins” 11.90
WR Cooper Kupp SEA 1.70
WR Marvin Harrison ARI “Marvin “Sued By Fanatics” Harrison” 12.00
WR Jameson Williams DET 4.60
WR Jauan Jennings SF “Jauan, Jautwo, Jauthree TDs” 5.60
WR Ja'Marr Chase CIN 14.60
TE Sam LaPorta DET “Sam LaPortapotty” 12.60
TE Mark Andrews BAL 12.90
FLX Gus Edwards RB 3.30
FLX Bucky Irving RB · TB 24.50
FLX Rhamondre Stevenson RB · NE “Fumbldre Fumbleson” 9.40
FLX Kenneth Walker RB · SEA 4.60
K Cameron Dicker LAC 12.00
K Ka'imi Fairbairn HOU 13.00
DEF Kansas City Chiefs KC “loses to mn in the sb” 6.00
DEF Denver Broncos DEN 20.00
Bench 42.60 48.16
TE David Njoku CLE 17.20
QB Joe Burrow CIN 20.26
WR Jakobi Meyers LV 9.70
RB Nick Chubb HOU 10.50
WR DeAndre Hopkins BAL 9.00
RB Zach Charbonnet SEA 10.10
WR Calvin Ridley TEN 4.50
WR Christian Watson GB 6.70
RB Tyler Allgeier ATL 2.20
WR Wan'Dale Robinson NYG 0.60
RB J.K. Dobbins DEN 0.00
TE Ja'Tavion Sanders CAR 0.00
WR Chris Olave NO 0.00
WR Keon Coleman BUF 0.00
WR Josh Downs IND 0.00

Abe: best possible 129.50 (left 20.20 on the bench, 84% efficient) · Blake: best possible 163.84 (left 10.90 on the bench, 93% efficient)

QB Lamar Jackson BAL “Daddy Lamy ” 25.38
QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Kermit” 16.64
RB Travis Etienne JAX 5.80
RB Jonathan Taylor IND “If he gets hurt ill cry” 16.30
RB Joe Mixon HOU “His year ” 17.90
RB Bijan Robinson ATL “Bird” 19.50
WR A.J. Brown PHI 6.60
WR Malik Nabers NYG 7.30
WR George Pickens DAL “Slim Pickens ” 13.40
WR Puka Nacua LAR “Pukake” 12.30
WR Khalil Shakir BUF 3.00
WR Justin Jefferson MIN “my dad” 9.90
TE Taysom Hill NO 4.70
TE Trey McBride ARI “McGroom” 9.60
FLX Jayden Reed WR · GB 16.70
FLX Jerry Jeudy WR · CLE 31.50
FLX Isiah Pacheco RB · KC 4.90
FLX Brian Thomas WR · JAX 14.70
K Brandon Aubrey DAL 9.00
K Jake Moody SF 4.00
DEF Indianapolis Colts IND 6.00
DEF Washington Commanders WAS 7.00
Bench 37.72 40.30
QB Matthew Stafford LAR 15.62
QB Aaron Rodgers PIT 15.00
TE Isaiah Likely BAL 9.80
TE Dalton Schultz HOU 12.10
WR Alec Pierce IND 7.60
RB Jonathon Brooks CAR 4.10
RB Braelon Allen NYJ 2.70
TE Evan Engram DEN 4.10
WR DeMario Douglas NE 2.00
RB Raheem Mostert LV 3.40
TE Dalton Kincaid BUF 0.00
WR Tyler Lockett TEN 1.60
RB Austin Ekeler WAS 0.00
WR DeVonta Smith PHI 0.00

Courtney: best possible 123.08 (left 9.70 on the bench, 92% efficient) · Tom: best possible 153.54 (left 4.80 on the bench, 97% efficient)

QB Justin Herbert LAC “Busted Pervert” 7.98
QB C.J. Stroud HOU “sophomore slump no 🧢” 14.38
RB James Conner ARI 8.10
RB Saquon Barkley PHI “MVP?” 17.70
RB Tony Pollard TEN “STILL Zeke’s Father” 4.80
RB Jahmyr Gibbs DET “Sanic - gotta go fast” 8.40
WR Rome Odunze CHI “Dome Oh-Cumsies” 2.50
WR Zay Flowers BAL “Flowers for Zay-lgernon” 7.10
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown DET 7.30
WR Terry McLaurin WAS 19.30
WR Davante Adams LAR 12.60
WR Jaylen Waddle MIA “🐧🐧” 7.30
TE Juwan Johnson NO “Chews On Johnsons” 3.60
TE George Kittle SF 0.70
FLX Rico Dowdle RB · CAR “Sneak-o and Diddle” 18.30
FLX Courtland Sutton WR · DEN 10.20
FLX Tyreek Hill WR · MIA “Child Rights Advocate” 14.30
FLX Alvin Kamara RB · NO “glue factory” 11.90
K Justin Tucker “Bustin Fucker” 9.00
K Tyler Bass BUF “Tyler Ass” 5.00
DEF Arizona Cardinals ARI 7.00
DEF Tampa Bay Buccaneers TB 3.00
Bench 57.96 53.06
QB Anthony Richardson IND 23.16
DEF Los Angeles Chargers LAC 19.00
TE Pat Freiermuth PIT 12.80
WR DJ Moore CHI 15.70
WR Ladd McConkey LAC 11.70
QB Bo Nix DEN 14.16
RB Rachaad White TB 7.80
RB Blake Corum LAR 4.20
RB Justice Hill BAL 2.10
WR Cedric Tillman CLE 0.00
RB Ezekiel Elliott 0.40
WR Ricky Pearsall SF 0.00
QB Joe Flacco CLE 0.00
WR Chris Godwin TB 0.00
TE Will Dissly LAC 0.00

Asher: best possible 132.06 (left 36.58 on the bench, 72% efficient) · Dan: best possible 129.58 (left 24.60 on the bench, 81% efficient)

QB Sam Darnold SEA 19.60
QB Caleb Williams CHI 26.14
RB Audric Estime DEN 1.20
RB Josh Jacobs GB 17.70
RB D'Andre Swift CHI 7.40
RB David Montgomery DET 12.40
WR Calvin Austin PIT 8.90
WR Tee Higgins CIN 12.90
WR Xavier Legette CAR 5.30
WR Jordan Addison MIN 5.40
WR Devaughn Vele DEN 1.60
WR Xavier Worthy KC 5.40
TE Zach Ertz WAS 9.50
TE Jonnu Smith MIA 11.30
FLX Deebo Samuel WR · WAS 0.00
FLX Christian McCaffrey RB · SF 6.70
FLX Darnell Mooney WR · ATL 2.00
FLX Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR · SEA 7.90
K Younghoe Koo ATL 8.00
K Jake Bates DET 12.00
DEF Minnesota Vikings MIN 5.00
DEF Houston Texans HOU 3.00
Bench 33.14 64.36
QB Geno Smith LV 12.44
QB Tua Tagovailoa MIA 25.20
WR Demarcus Robinson SF 10.90
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers PIT 15.00
QB Kirk Cousins ATL 6.10
TE Dallas Goedert PHI 9.50
WR Noah Brown WAS 2.70
TE Tucker Kraft GB 7.80
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster KC 1.00
RB Tank Bigsby JAX 3.50
QB J.J. McCarthy MIN 0.00
QB Brock Purdy SF 2.16
TE Kyle Pitts ATL 0.00
WR Quentin Johnston LAC 1.20
WR Romeo Doubs GB 0.00
WR Rashee Rice KC 0.00

Dominic: best possible 80.50 (left 12.00 on the bench, 85% efficient) · Ethan: best possible 138.04 (left 17.20 on the bench, 88% efficient)