Season 11 · 2024

Week 12

The week

Box scores

QB Baker Mayfield TB 18.66
QB Russell Wilson NYG 13.80
RB Najee Harris LAC “Najee No-Nutz” 5.40
RB Rhamondre Stevenson NE “Fumbldre Fumbleson” 3.30
RB Jaylen Warren PIT 12.40
RB Aaron Jones MIN “Aaron Bones” 16.90
WR DK Metcalf PIT “Daddy DeKaylin” 5.90
WR Nico Collins HOU “Freak-o (in the sheets) Collins” 15.20
WR Tank Dell HOU “Big Dick Dell” 7.20
WR Marvin Harrison ARI “Marvin “Sued By Fanatics” Harrison” 4.70
WR Mike Evans TB “Massive Sack Mike” 6.80
WR Calvin Ridley TEN 9.30
TE Travis Kelce KC “What the fuck, man” 6.20
TE David Njoku CLE 2.90
FLX Michael Pittman WR · IND “Michael Bitchman” 9.60
FLX Tyrone Tracy RB · NYG 5.00
FLX Cade Otton TE · TB 3.00
FLX J.K. Dobbins RB · DEN “JK Slobbins” 5.90
K Chris Boswell PIT 8.00
K Cameron Dicker LAC 16.00
DEF Baltimore Ravens BAL “Hit $quad” 4.00
DEF Kansas City Chiefs KC “loses to mn in the sb” 2.00
Bench 0.00 41.50
WR Amari Cooper 0.00
WR Jakobi Meyers LV 12.10
K Harrison Butker KC 0.00
QB Kyler Murray ARI 11.30
QB Josh Allen BUF 0.00
WR DeAndre Hopkins BAL 9.50
RB James Cook BUF 0.00
WR Jauan Jennings SF 4.00
WR Garrett Wilson NYJ 0.00
WR Josh Downs IND 2.70
RB Breece Hall NYJ 0.00
TE Sam LaPorta DET 1.90
RB Chase Brown CIN 0.00
WR Chris Olave NO 0.00

Matt: best possible 87.16 (perfect lineup) · Abe: best possible 108.60 (left 13.60 on the bench, 87% efficient)

QB Jalen Hurts PHI “Gaylen Squirts” 15.06
QB Lamar Jackson BAL “Daddy Lamy ” 22.58
RB Brian Robinson WAS “B-Slob” 2.40
RB Austin Ekeler WAS 2.40
RB De'Von Achane MIA “Smeg’Mon Gaychane” 17.60
RB Joe Mixon HOU “His year ” 4.50
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL “PeePee PooPoo” 6.80
WR A.J. Brown PHI 16.90
WR Keenan Allen IND “GG Allin” 14.60
WR Alec Pierce IND 3.90
WR Rashod Bateman BAL “Master Bateman” 10.30
WR George Pickens DAL “Slim Pickens ” 4.80
TE Brock Bowers LV “Cock Powers” 3.80
TE Hunter Henry NE 4.40
FLX Kareem Hunt RB · KC “Women’s Rights Advocate” 8.70
FLX Jayden Reed WR · GB 2.60
FLX Javonte Williams RB · DAL 0.40
FLX DeMario Douglas WR · NE 6.30
K Jake Elliott PHI “Smelliott” 13.00
K Brandon Aubrey DAL 12.00
DEF Detroit Lions DET 7.00
DEF Miami Dolphins MIA “My only hope ” 12.00
Bench 41.42 19.22
QB Jordan Love GB 14.72
QB Matthew Stafford LAR 19.22
RB Chuba Hubbard CAR 14.00
TE Dalton Kincaid BUF 0.00
TE T.J. Hockenson MIN 11.40
RB Braelon Allen NYJ 0.00
RB Jordan Mason MIN 1.30
TE Taysom Hill NO 0.00
RB Alexander Mattison MIA 0.00
RB Travis Etienne JAX 0.00
WR Drake London ATL 0.00
TE Isaiah Likely BAL 0.00
DEF Buffalo Bills BUF 0.00
WR Khalil Shakir BUF 0.00
RB Isiah Pacheco KC 0.00

Hunter: best possible 122.26 (left 22.60 on the bench, 82% efficient) · Courtney: best possible 92.38 (perfect lineup)

QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Kermit” 28.76
QB Bo Nix DEN “Dark horse for the hesiman” 19.42
RB Jonathan Taylor IND “If he gets hurt ill cry” 3.50
RB Saquon Barkley PHI “MVP?” 42.20
RB Jonathon Brooks CAR 0.70
RB Jahmyr Gibbs DET “Sanic - gotta go fast” 21.90
WR Malik Nabers NYG 6.40
WR Jaylen Waddle MIA “🐧🐧” 20.40
WR Puka Nacua LAR “Pukake” 11.70
WR Terry McLaurin WAS 16.20
WR Justin Jefferson MIN “my dad” 2.70
WR DJ Moore CHI 19.90
TE Trey McBride ARI “McGroom” 13.30
TE George Kittle SF 14.20
FLX Jerry Jeudy WR · CLE 8.50
FLX Zay Flowers WR · BAL “Flowers for Zay-lgernon” 6.20
FLX Tyler Lockett WR · TEN 2.00
FLX Courtland Sutton WR · DEN 21.70
K Jake Moody SF 5.00
DEF Washington Commanders WAS 4.00
DEF Tampa Bay Buccaneers TB 10.00
Bench 2.20 23.68
TE Dalton Schultz HOU 2.00
QB C.J. Stroud HOU 17.68
RB Raheem Mostert LV 0.20
TE Will Dissly LAC 4.70
WR Brian Thomas JAX 0.00
WR Cedric Tillman CLE 0.80
TE Evan Engram DEN 0.00
RB Blake Corum LAR 0.50
WR DeVonta Smith PHI 0.00
WR Ricky Pearsall SF 0.00
RB Bijan Robinson ATL 0.00
RB Alvin Kamara NO 0.00
QB Aaron Rodgers PIT 0.00
WR Chris Godwin TB 0.00
DEF Los Angeles Chargers LAC 0.00

Tom: best possible 86.56 (perfect lineup) · Dan: best possible 201.12 (perfect lineup)

QB Jayden Daniels WAS 32.40
QB Sam Darnold SEA 21.10
RB Kyren Williams LAR 11.20
RB Audric Estime DEN 1.50
RB Derrick Henry BAL 14.00
RB D'Andre Swift CHI 6.50
WR Cooper Kupp SEA 12.00
WR Romeo Doubs GB 5.40
WR Jameson Williams DET 6.80
WR Xavier Legette CAR 5.60
WR Wan'Dale Robinson NYG 4.70
WR Noah Brown WAS 7.10
TE Mark Andrews BAL 10.60
TE Zach Ertz WAS 9.80
FLX Nick Chubb RB · HOU 18.00
FLX Deebo Samuel WR · WAS 2.10
FLX Kenneth Walker RB · SEA 9.30
FLX Demarcus Robinson WR · SF 7.50
K Ka'imi Fairbairn HOU 11.00
K Chad Ryland ARI 6.00
DEF Denver Broncos DEN 10.00
DEF Minnesota Vikings MIN 7.00
Bench 28.70 27.76
RB Bucky Irving TB 21.20
WR Calvin Austin PIT 13.80
TE Ja'Tavion Sanders CAR 4.90
QB Geno Smith LV 13.36
RB Zach Charbonnet SEA 2.20
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster KC 0.60
WR Christian Watson GB 0.40
QB J.J. McCarthy MIN 0.00
WR Keon Coleman BUF 0.00
QB Kirk Cousins ATL 0.00
QB Joe Burrow CIN 0.00
K Younghoe Koo ATL 0.00
WR Ja'Marr Chase CIN 0.00
WR Darnell Mooney ATL 0.00
TE Kyle Pitts ATL 0.00

Blake: best possible 151.90 (left 11.90 on the bench, 92% efficient) · Dominic: best possible 91.30 (left 11.70 on the bench, 87% efficient)

QB Justin Herbert LAC “Busted Pervert” 17.62
QB Tua Tagovailoa MIA 28.48
RB James Conner ARI 4.90
RB Josh Jacobs GB 28.60
RB Tony Pollard TEN “STILL Zeke’s Father” 18.90
RB David Montgomery DET 13.30
WR Rome Odunze CHI “Dome Oh-Cumsies” 3.90
WR Xavier Worthy KC 5.10
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown DET 6.20
WR Quentin Johnston LAC 0.00
WR Davante Adams LAR 0.00
WR Jordan Addison MIN 22.20
TE Juwan Johnson NO “Chews On Johnsons” 0.00
TE Jonnu Smith MIA 14.70
FLX Rico Dowdle RB · CAR “Sneak-o and Diddle” 7.80
FLX Christian McCaffrey RB · SF 4.80
FLX Tyreek Hill WR · MIA “Child Rights Advocate” 4.80
FLX Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR · SEA 13.70
K Justin Tucker “Bustin Fucker” 7.00
K Jake Bates DET 8.00
DEF Arizona Cardinals ARI 11.00
DEF Houston Texans HOU 19.00
Bench 50.68 47.10
QB Anthony Richardson IND 12.98
QB Caleb Williams CHI 26.90
RB Justice Hill BAL 12.20
TE Tucker Kraft GB 8.60
RB Rachaad White TB 10.70
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers PIT 7.00
WR Ladd McConkey LAC 8.30
RB Jerome Ford CLE 2.70
TE Pat Freiermuth PIT 5.90
TE Dallas Goedert PHI 1.90
RB Ezekiel Elliott 0.60
WR Ray-Ray McCloud ATL 0.00
QB Joe Flacco CLE 0.00
WR Tee Higgins CIN 0.00
QB Brock Purdy SF 0.00

Asher: best possible 110.42 (left 28.30 on the bench, 74% efficient) · Ethan: best possible 166.48 (left 8.60 on the bench, 95% efficient)