Season 10 · 2023

Week 16: Semifinal

The week

Playoffs

Semifinal

QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Poop Mapoops” 17.70
QB Jordan Love GB 23.96
RB Joe Mixon CIN 7.00
RB Devin Singletary HOU 6.30
RB Rachaad White TB 13.70
RB Austin Ekeler LAC “Awesome Sexeler” 8.60
WR Calvin Ridley JAX 19.80
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL “PeePee Slam” 19.20
WR Nico Collins HOU 9.80
WR Jordan Addison MIN “Addison’s Disease” 0.20
WR Brandon Aiyuk SF 11.30
WR Joshua Palmer LAC 4.70
TE Sam LaPorta DET 1.80
TE Isaiah Likely BAL 5.60
FLX Christian McCaffrey RB · SF 19.10
FLX Travis Etienne RB · JAX “Etienne That Pussy 👅 ” 3.10
FLX Raheem Mostert RB · MIA 11.00
FLX De'Von Achane RB · MIA 3.10
K Jason Myers SEA 8.00
K Harrison Butker KC “Buttcheeks” 2.00
DEF Cleveland Browns CLE 7.00
DEF Buffalo Bills BUF 5.00
Bench 74.22 40.32
QB Matthew Stafford LAR 20.72
QB Russell Wilson DEN 23.52
WR Gabe Davis BUF 19.00
DEF Miami Dolphins MIA 7.00
RB Tyler Allgeier ATL 14.80
WR Tyler Boyd CIN 5.90
WR Dontayvion Wicks GB 8.90
WR Drake London ATL 3.90
RB Ty Chandler MIN 7.70
WR Keenan Allen LAC 0.00
TE Trey McBride ARI 3.10
TE Mark Andrews BAL 0.00
RB Brian Robinson WAS 0.00
RB Josh Jacobs LV 0.00
WR Christian Watson GB 0.00
QB Anthony Richardson IND 0.00

Abe: best possible 147.52 (left 21.32 on the bench, 86% efficient) · Hunter: best possible 90.26 (left 8.50 on the bench, 91% efficient)

Semifinal

QB Josh Allen BUF 25.98
QB Dak Prescott DAL 18.62
RB Kenneth Walker SEA 5.60
RB Alvin Kamara NO 3.50
RB Kyren Williams LAR 16.40
RB Tony Pollard DAL 4.30
WR Odell Beckham BAL 1.30
WR Cooper Kupp LAR “Weak crying piss boy who shits” 4.90
WR Noah Brown HOU 3.80
WR Chris Olave NO “AllOf deez nuts” 14.30
WR Tyreek Hill MIA 9.90
WR Justin Jefferson MIN “my dad” 20.10
TE Dalton Schultz HOU 6.10
TE Dallas Goedert PHI 7.10
FLX Ezekiel Elliott RB · NE 12.00
FLX Aaron Jones RB · GB 13.50
FLX Chuba Hubbard RB · CAR 11.10
FLX Jonathan Taylor RB · IND 10.30
K Dustin Hopkins CLE 2.00
K Jake Moody SF 6.00
DEF Indianapolis Colts IND 0.00
DEF Houston Texans HOU 7.00
Bench 39.30 87.00
RB Khalil Herbert CHI 18.10
WR Puka Nacua LAR 24.00
WR Demarcus Robinson LAR 14.20
WR Mike Evans TB 20.60
K Daniel Carlson LV 6.00
WR Romeo Doubs GB 13.90
DEF Dallas Cowboys DAL 1.00
RB Najee Harris PIT 13.80
RB D'Onta Foreman CHI 0.00
TE Evan Engram JAX 7.50
WR Marquise Brown ARI 0.00
RB AJ Dillon GB 7.20
WR Ja'Marr Chase CIN 0.00
RB Zack Moss IND 0.00
RB Rhamondre Stevenson NE 0.00

Blake: best possible 124.58 (left 30.40 on the bench, 76% efficient) · Tom: best possible 159.32 (left 49.70 on the bench, 69% efficient)

5th place game

QB Jake Browning CIN 16.40
QB Joe Flacco CLE 26.82
RB Jaylen Warren PIT 5.40
RB D'Andre Swift PHI 15.20
RB James Conner ARI 17.20
RB Derrick Henry TEN 20.38
WR Demario Douglas NE 7.40
WR Adam Thielen CAR 9.40
WR A.J. Brown PHI 8.00
WR Jahan Dotson WAS 3.10
WR DK Metcalf SEA 11.60
WR Terry McLaurin WAS 5.00
TE Travis Kelce KC 4.40
TE Kyle Pitts ATL 10.90
FLX Jakobi Meyers WR · LV 4.20
FLX Deebo Samuel WR · SF 5.40
FLX Isiah Pacheco RB · KC 6.60
FLX DJ Moore WR · CHI 1.80
K Justin Tucker BAL 16.00
K Younghoe Koo ATL 19.00
DEF Denver Broncos DEN 5.00
DEF Atlanta Falcons ATL 12.00
Bench 26.22 72.62
QB Jared Goff DET 14.28
WR George Pickens PIT 31.50
QB Trevor Lawrence JAX 11.34
QB Tua Tagovailoa MIA 15.52
TE Dalton Kincaid BUF 0.70
WR K.J. Osborn MIN 15.50
RB Jerick McKinnon KC 0.00
RB Justice Hill BAL 5.70
WR Michael Pittman IND 0.00
RB Jeff Wilson MIA 2.50
RB Keaton Mitchell BAL 0.00
WR Parker Washington JAX 1.90
RB Alexander Mattison MIN -0.10
K Brandon McManus JAX 0.00
WR Christian Kirk JAX 0.00

Courtney: best possible 102.20 (perfect lineup) · Dominic: best possible 171.80 (left 42.80 on the bench, 75% efficient)

Toilet Bowl

7th place game

QB Jalen Hurts PHI “#RareBreed” 24.44
QB Justin Fields CHI “Field General Justin” 25.50
RB Jahmyr Gibbs DET “2023 fantasy RB1” 20.00
RB James Cook BUF “Discount Dalvin” 5.00
RB Breece Hall NYJ 31.10
RB David Montgomery DET “Goal line Montgomery” 12.90
WR DeVonta Smith PHI “Heisman-Winner DeVonta Smith” 13.90
WR Courtland Sutton DEN “Courtland Sutton ” 0.00
WR Chris Godwin TB 7.90
WR Amari Cooper CLE “Amari Pooper” 40.50
WR Davante Adams LV 0.40
WR Garrett Wilson NYJ “Glizzy Garrett” 6.80
TE Jake Ferguson DAL 4.50
TE T.J. Hockenson MIN “B.J. Slobenson” 5.80
FLX Saquon Barkley RB · NYG “glass bones & paper skin” 16.40
FLX David Njoku TE · CLE 10.40
FLX Zay Flowers WR · BAL “Flowers for Zay-lgernon” 13.20
FLX Rashee Rice WR · KC “Icee Ricee” 5.70
K Evan McPherson CIN 3.00
K Jason Sanders MIA 22.00
DEF Green Bay Packers GB 1.00
DEF Kansas City Chiefs KC 6.00
Bench 38.60 10.84
RB Gus Edwards BAL 13.00
K Tyler Bass BUF 6.00
DEF New York Jets NYJ 8.00
RB Samaje Perine DEN 2.90
RB Tyjae Spears TEN 6.70
WR Diontae Johnson PIT 1.50
WR Marvin Mims DEN 4.30
QB Sam Howell WAS 0.24
WR Josh Downs IND 3.90
RB D'Ernest Johnson JAX 0.20
QB Tommy DeVito NYG 2.70
WR Jayden Reed GB 0.00
QB Aaron Rodgers NYJ 0.00
WR Michael Thomas NO 0.00
QB C.J. Stroud HOU 0.00
WR Tank Dell HOU 0.00

Dan: best possible 155.44 (left 19.60 on the bench, 87% efficient) · Matt: best possible 143.50 (left 2.90 on the bench, 98% efficient)

Toilet Bowl Final

QB Gardner Minshew IND 10.14
QB Lamar Jackson BAL 22.58
RB Javonte Williams DEN 7.90
RB Bijan Robinson ATL “Dijan musTURD” 12.20
RB Roschon Johnson CHI 5.30
RB Jerome Ford CLE 8.30
WR Stefon Diggs BUF 2.90
WR Brandin Cooks DAL 8.30
WR Jaylen Waddle MIA 5.20
WR Curtis Samuel WAS 2.00
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown DET 16.60
WR Tyler Lockett SEA 8.10
TE Juwan Johnson NO “Chews On Johnsons” 10.80
TE George Kittle SF 12.60
FLX DeAndre Hopkins WR · TEN 2.00
FLX Tee Higgins WR · CIN 20.00
FLX Elijah Moore WR · CLE 1.90
FLX Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR · SEA 6.10
K Jake Elliott PHI 17.00
K Brandon Aubrey DAL “Secret Weapon” 9.00
DEF Philadelphia Eagles PHI 4.00
DEF Chicago Bears CHI 3.00
Bench 21.10 40.70
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers PIT 13.00
WR Rashid Shaheed NO 13.40
WR DeVante Parker NE 6.50
TE Cole Kmet CHI 10.70
WR Wan'Dale Robinson NYG 1.60
RB Dameon Pierce HOU 7.60
RB Dalvin Cook NYJ 0.00
QB Brock Purdy SF 6.40
RB Craig Reynolds DET 0.00
RB Chase Brown CIN 2.40
QB Justin Herbert LAC 0.00
TE Taysom Hill NO 0.20
RB J.K. Dobbins BAL 0.00
WR Zay Jones JAX 0.00
RB Elijah Mitchell SF 0.00

Asher: best possible 97.34 (left 13.60 on the bench, 86% efficient) · Ethan: best possible 128.18 (left 16.00 on the bench, 88% efficient)