Season 9 · 2022

Week 7

The week

Box scores

QB Aaron Rodgers GB 15.76
QB Justin Herbert LAC “Busted Pervert” 18.12
RB Nick Chubb CLE 16.70
RB Rhamondre Stevenson NE 15.80
RB AJ Dillon GB 1.50
RB Kareem Hunt CLE “Supreme Cunt” 6.80
WR Tyreek Hill MIA 7.20
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL “PeePee Slam” 6.60
WR Mike Evans TB 9.60
WR Mike Williams LAC “The Glass Man” 14.60
WR Brandin Cooks HOU 4.60
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown DET 0.40
TE Robert Tonyan GB 3.20
TE David Njoku CLE 7.10
FLX David Montgomery RB · CHI 12.20
FLX Tony Pollard RB · DAL “Zeke’s Father” 10.90
FLX Brandon Aiyuk WR · SF 8.20
FLX Jamaal Williams RB · DET 6.30
K Ryan Succop TB 3.00
K Nick Folk NE 2.00
DEF Denver Broncos DEN 4.00
DEF Baltimore Ravens BAL 12.00
Bench 29.30 39.30
RB Tyler Allgeier ATL 11.00
RB D'Onta Foreman CAR 14.50
WR Curtis Samuel WAS 7.90
RB Antonio Gibson WAS 13.70
RB Jeff Wilson SF 5.40
RB Melvin Gordon DEN 5.00
TE Dallas Goedert PHI 0.00
RB James Conner ARI 0.00
WR Jahan Dotson WAS 0.00
QB Josh Allen BUF 0.00
DEF Buffalo Bills BUF 0.00
TE Dawson Knox BUF 0.00
RB Elijah Mitchell SF 0.00

Abe: best possible 98.76 (left 12.80 on the bench, 87% efficient) · Asher: best possible 126.42 (left 25.80 on the bench, 80% efficient)

QB Kyler Murray ARI 17.16
QB Tua Tagovailoa MIA 15.94
RB Najee Harris PIT 8.00
RB Derrick Henry TEN 13.80
RB Kenneth Walker SEA 28.70
RB Ezekiel Elliott DAL 17.70
WR Ja'Marr Chase CIN 25.00
WR Deebo Samuel SF 4.40
WR Michael Pittman IND 3.80
WR Terry McLaurin WAS 13.30
WR Michael Gallup DAL 0.00
WR Darnell Mooney CHI 5.30
TE Gerald Everett LAC 6.30
TE Zach Ertz ARI 4.10
FLX Brian Robinson RB · WAS 8.60
FLX Christian Kirk WR · JAX 10.10
FLX DK Metcalf WR · SEA 1.20
FLX T.J. Hockenson TE · DET 4.80
K Daniel Carlson LV 10.00
K Younghoe Koo ATL 6.00
DEF Dallas Cowboys DAL 22.00
DEF Green Bay Packers GB 9.00
Bench 33.70 9.90
RB Khalil Herbert CHI 14.70
TE Pat Freiermuth PIT 7.50
K Graham Gano NYG 11.00
RB Jaylen Warren PIT 2.40
WR Diontae Johnson PIT 4.50
QB Kirk Cousins MIN 0.00
WR Robert Woods TEN 2.60
WR Adam Thielen MIN 0.00
WR Drake London ATL 0.90
WR Allen Robinson LAR 0.00
QB Matthew Stafford LAR 0.00
QB Mitch Trubisky PIT 0.00
RB Rashaad Penny SEA 0.00
RB Cam Akers LAR 0.00

Blake: best possible 149.76 (left 19.00 on the bench, 87% efficient) · Dominic: best possible 107.84 (left 3.40 on the bench, 97% efficient)

QB Dak Prescott DAL 12.28
QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Mahomosexual” 27.92
RB Aaron Jones GB 19.60
RB Saquon Barkley NYG “Gayquon Squartley” 13.50
RB Isiah Pacheco KC 4.30
RB James Robinson JAX “Gaymes Slobinson” 0.00
WR Alec Pierce IND 3.70
WR DeAndre Hopkins ARI “DeAndre Slopkins” 10.30
WR Davante Adams LV 9.50
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster KC “BooBoo Piss-Pooster” 18.40
WR Amari Cooper CLE 7.40
WR Devin Duvernay BAL “Devin Do-Be-Gay” 4.20
TE Evan Engram JAX 6.70
TE Mark Andrews BAL “Money Mandrewz” 0.40
FLX Travis Etienne RB · JAX 17.90
FLX Josh Jacobs RB · LV “My Dad” 33.50
FLX Dameon Pierce RB · HOU 11.70
FLX Keenan Allen WR · LAC “GG Allin” 1.10
K Harrison Butker KC 6.00
K Evan McPherson CIN “Evan McPhuckson” 5.00
DEF Miami Dolphins MIA “My only hope ” 12.00
DEF Tampa Bay Buccaneers TB 1.00
Bench 22.20 35.02
QB Geno Smith SEA 14.10
RB Chuba Hubbard CAR 13.30
TE Dalton Schultz DAL 4.90
RB Rachaad White TB 3.20
WR Zay Jones JAX 6.80
WR Robbie Anderson CAR 0.00
QB Jared Goff DET 3.52
WR A.J. Brown PHI 0.00
RB Mark Ingram NO 2.20
RB Alexander Mattison MIN 0.00
WR Stefon Diggs BUF 0.00
RB Miles Sanders PHI 0.00
RB Darrell Henderson LAR 0.00
RB J.K. Dobbins BAL 0.00

Courtney: best possible 113.50 (left 2.42 on the bench, 98% efficient) · Hunter: best possible 139.32 (left 24.00 on the bench, 83% efficient)

QB Jimmy Garoppolo SF 17.32
QB Tom Brady TB “Son Kisser” 11.70
RB Jonathan Taylor IND “Father” 8.50
RB Joe Mixon CIN “His Year” 15.10
RB Alvin Kamara NO “glue factory” 10.50
RB Breece Hall NYJ “RIP My Prince” 13.20
WR Jaylen Waddle MIA 8.80
WR Chris Olave NO “AllOf deez nuts” 10.60
WR George Pickens PIT “NFL Youngboy” 12.10
WR Hunter Renfrow LV “Scrappy, a real lunch pail guy” 5.50
WR Jerry Jeudy DEN “Jerry Poody” 9.60
WR Rashod Bateman BAL 4.20
TE Hunter Henry NE 1.20
TE Kyle Pitts ATL “1st round talent” 0.90
FLX Tyler Lockett WR · SEA “Guyler Sloppet” 4.50
FLX Damien Harris RB · NE “Mr Harry” 1.00
FLX Raheem Mostert RB · MIA 16.90
FLX Tyler Boyd WR · CIN “The Boyds are back in town” 21.50
K Wil Lutz NO 11.00
K Brett Maher DAL 6.00
DEF New York Giants NYG 5.00
DEF Arizona Cardinals ARI 17.00
Bench 3.60 4.10
WR Rondale Moore ARI 3.10
WR Chase Claypool PIT 4.10
RB Kenyan Drake LV 0.50
QB Russell Wilson DEN 0.00
TE Darren Waller LV 0.00
RB Cordarrelle Patterson ATL 0.00
WR Michael Thomas NO 0.00
WR Cooper Kupp LAR 0.00
RB Devin Singletary BUF 0.00
WR Marquise Brown ARI 0.00
QB Jalen Hurts PHI 0.00
TE Irv Smith MIN 0.00
WR DeVonta Smith PHI 0.00
WR Justin Jefferson MIN 0.00
WR Jameson Williams DET 0.00
WR Gabe Davis BUF 0.00

Dan: best possible 105.42 (perfect lineup) · Tom: best possible 109.80 (left 3.10 on the bench, 97% efficient)

QB Joe Burrow CIN 39.24
QB Lamar Jackson BAL “Big Truss ” 10.70
RB D'Andre Swift DET 0.00
RB Austin Ekeler LAC “Your Dad ” 24.70
RB Leonard Fournette TB 2.60
RB Christian McCaffrey CAR “Comeback Christian Complete” 6.20
WR Allen Lazard GB 5.50
WR Tee Higgins CIN “Pee Wiggins” 9.30
WR Jakobi Meyers NE 9.40
WR Courtland Sutton DEN “Sutton Deez Nutz on Ur Face” 2.30
WR Chris Godwin TB 4.50
WR Romeo Doubs GB 0.00
TE Travis Kelce KC 9.80
TE George Kittle SF “Glizzy Gleorge” 15.80
FLX Mike Gesicki TE · MIA 2.70
FLX Corey Davis WR · NYJ 0.00
FLX Taysom Hill TE · NO 9.12
FLX Eno Benjamin RB · ARI 19.30
K Brandon McManus DEN 4.00
K Justin Tucker BAL “Justin Fucker” 13.00
DEF New York Jets NYJ 7.00
DEF New England Patriots NE 5.00
Bench 33.80 30.24
RB Gus Edwards BAL 18.60
QB Derek Carr LV 13.54
RB Michael Carter NYJ 7.40
WR DJ Moore CAR 12.60
WR DeVante Parker NE 6.80
WR Garrett Wilson NYJ 2.40
DEF San Francisco 49ers SF 1.00
RB Chase Edmonds MIA 1.70
RB Dalvin Cook MIN 0.00
TE Tyler Higbee LAR 0.00
WR Isaiah McKenzie BUF 0.00
DEF Philadelphia Eagles PHI 0.00

Ethan: best possible 121.36 (left 27.50 on the bench, 77% efficient) · Matt: best possible 124.14 (left 17.84 on the bench, 86% efficient)