Season 11 · 2024

Week 15: Quarterfinal

The week

Playoffs

Quarterfinal

QB Jalen Hurts PHI “Gaylen Squirts” 28.10
QB Patrick Mahomes KC “Kermit” 15.76
RB Chuba Hubbard CAR “Chubby Sucker” 4.90
RB Jonathan Taylor IND “If he gets hurt ill cry” 9.10
RB De'Von Achane MIA “Smeg’Mon Gaychane” 7.60
RB Bijan Robinson ATL “Bird” 13.50
WR Drake London ATL “Kirk’s New Favorite Target” 11.30
WR Malik Nabers NYG 14.20
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL “PeePee PooPoo” 17.60
WR Puka Nacua LAR “Pukake” 10.80
WR Adam Thielen CAR “My Son, Thielen” 5.10
WR Justin Jefferson MIN “my dad” 13.30
TE Brock Bowers LV “Cock Powers” 3.50
TE Trey McBride ARI “McGroom” 8.70
FLX Brian Robinson RB · WAS “B-Slob” 8.70
FLX Jerry Jeudy WR · CLE 10.80
FLX Sincere McCormick RB · LV “Disingenuous and Injured” 2.50
FLX Brian Thomas WR · JAX 22.50
K Wil Lutz DEN “Wil Slutz” 8.00
K Jake Moody SF 9.00
DEF Atlanta Falcons ATL 20.00
DEF San Francisco 49ers SF 4.00
Bench 36.26 63.96
QB Jordan Love GB 17.56
QB Aaron Rodgers PIT 30.06
WR Keenan Allen IND 14.20
WR DeVonta Smith PHI 17.00
TE T.J. Hockenson MIN 5.20
RB Ameer Abdullah JAX 12.60
RB Javonte Williams DAL 2.30
WR Tyler Lockett TEN 2.20
DEF Buffalo Bills BUF 1.00
RB Raheem Mostert LV 2.10
RB Patrick Taylor SF 0.00
RB Jonathon Brooks CAR 0.00
RB Jordan Mason MIN 0.00
TE Evan Engram DEN 0.00
DEF Detroit Lions DET -4.00

Hunter: best possible 130.70 (left 13.40 on the bench, 90% efficient) · Tom: best possible 155.66 (left 24.00 on the bench, 85% efficient)

Quarterfinal

QB Bo Nix DEN “Dark horse for the hesiman” 16.50
QB Tua Tagovailoa MIA 6.84
RB Saquon Barkley PHI “MVP?” 7.40
RB Josh Jacobs GB 17.60
RB Jahmyr Gibbs DET “Sanic - gotta go fast” 23.40
RB David Montgomery DET 3.50
WR Terry McLaurin WAS 19.30
WR Tee Higgins CIN 14.80
WR Courtland Sutton DEN 9.20
WR Jordan Addison MIN 6.30
WR DJ Moore CHI 7.00
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba SEA 8.30
TE George Kittle SF 6.10
TE Jonnu Smith MIA 10.80
FLX Isaac Guerendo RB · SF 7.50
FLX Quentin Johnston WR · LAC 10.50
FLX Alvin Kamara RB · NO “glue factory” 13.00
FLX Tucker Kraft TE · GB 3.40
K Jason Sanders MIA 8.00
K Jake Bates DET 6.00
DEF New York Jets NYJ 6.00
DEF Washington Commanders WAS 6.00
Bench 23.18 57.32
QB C.J. Stroud HOU 11.64
DEF Houston Texans HOU 15.00
WR Zay Flowers BAL 5.30
WR Xavier Worthy KC 13.60
QB Jameis Winston NYG 2.64
QB Caleb Williams CHI 9.94
RB Blake Corum LAR 2.00
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers PIT 7.00
WR Ricky Pearsall SF 1.60
QB Brock Purdy SF 4.98
WR Cedric Tillman CLE 0.00
RB Tank Bigsby JAX 4.20
WR Chris Godwin TB 0.00
RB Isaiah Davis NYJ 2.60
WR Jaylen Waddle MIA 0.00
WR Rashee Rice KC 0.00

Dan: best possible 123.40 (perfect lineup) · Ethan: best possible 117.04 (left 23.00 on the bench, 80% efficient)

Toilet Bowl

Toilet Bowl

QB Kyler Murray ARI “Kyler? I hardly know her!” 10.06
QB Anthony Richardson IND “Def NOT GOATed” 15.38
RB Tyrone Tracy NYG 3.50
RB James Conner ARI 25.80
RB Aaron Jones MIN “Aaron Bones” 16.60
RB Rico Dowdle CAR “Sneak-o and Diddle” 14.90
WR Calvin Ridley TEN 6.00
WR Rome Odunze CHI “Dome Oh-Cumsies” 3.90
WR Nico Collins HOU “Freak-o (in the sheets) Collins” 13.70
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown DET 23.30
WR Jakobi Meyers LV 5.90
WR Davante Adams LAR 33.80
TE David Njoku CLE 0.00
TE Pat Freiermuth PIT 8.20
FLX Rhamondre Stevenson RB · NE “Fumbldre Fumbleson” 8.50
FLX Rachaad White RB · TB 12.10
FLX Jauan Jennings WR · SF “Jauan, Jautwo, Jauthree TDs” 3.10
FLX Tyreek Hill WR · MIA “Child Rights Advocate” 3.60
K Cameron Dicker LAC 6.00
K Justin Tucker “Bustin Fucker” 5.00
DEF Kansas City Chiefs KC “loses to mn in the sb” 21.00
DEF Arizona Cardinals ARI 5.00
Bench 27.70 68.20
TE Sam LaPorta DET 11.10
K Tyler Bass BUF 15.00
RB Tyler Allgeier ATL 4.30
QB Justin Herbert LAC 14.80
WR DeAndre Hopkins BAL 3.60
RB Justice Hill BAL 12.80
WR Marvin Harrison ARI 3.20
WR Ladd McConkey LAC 11.80
WR Josh Downs IND 3.20
RB Tony Pollard TEN 8.50
RB Gus Edwards 2.30
RB Ezekiel Elliott 4.10
RB J.K. Dobbins DEN 0.00
TE Juwan Johnson NO 1.20
WR Chris Olave NO 0.00

Abe: best possible 106.76 (left 12.40 on the bench, 88% efficient) · Asher: best possible 178.08 (left 27.10 on the bench, 85% efficient)

Toilet Bowl

QB Lamar Jackson BAL “Daddy Lamy ” 36.10
QB Sam Darnold SEA 12.24
RB Joe Mixon HOU “His year ” 5.60
RB Trey Benson ARI 2.20
RB Travis Etienne JAX 8.50
RB D'Andre Swift CHI 8.90
WR A.J. Brown PHI 17.00
WR Calvin Austin PIT 6.50
WR Keon Coleman BUF 6.40
WR Xavier Legette CAR 0.90
WR Khalil Shakir BUF 9.90
WR Demarcus Robinson SF 0.00
TE Isaiah Likely BAL 1.70
TE Zach Ertz WAS 2.50
FLX Jayden Reed WR · GB 6.10
FLX Deebo Samuel WR · WAS 1.90
FLX Isiah Pacheco RB · KC 4.70
FLX Darnell Mooney WR · ATL 0.00
K Brandon Aubrey DAL 16.00
K Younghoe Koo ATL 9.00
DEF Cincinnati Bengals CIN 19.00
DEF Minnesota Vikings MIN 8.00
Bench 18.20 40.24
QB Matthew Stafford LAR 8.20
WR Romeo Doubs GB 16.00
TE Dalton Kincaid BUF 5.30
QB Kirk Cousins ATL 7.48
TE Dawson Knox BUF 4.20
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster KC 6.70
RB Braelon Allen NYJ 0.50
QB Geno Smith LV 5.46
TE Taysom Hill NO 0.00
TE Kyle Pitts ATL 2.80
RB Austin Ekeler WAS 0.00
RB Audric Estime DEN 1.80
WR George Pickens DAL 0.00
QB J.J. McCarthy MIN 0.00
WR Alec Pierce IND 0.00
WR Noah Brown WAS 0.00

Courtney: best possible 134.60 (left 3.60 on the bench, 97% efficient) · Dominic: best possible 76.74 (left 24.60 on the bench, 68% efficient)