Alumni · Season 1 · since 2014
Will
Gay Witch Abortion · last team, S1
Regular season 2-11 .154
Championships 0 0 finals
Playoffs 0/1 0-0 in playoff games
Points per game 75.37
Weekly high scores 0 T-14th of 16
Last-place finishes 0 Never
Season by season
Champion Runner-up Third Playoffs Missed Last place
| Season | Team name | W-L | PF | PA | PPG | vs avg | Seed | Finish | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S1 2014 | Gay Witch Abortion | 2-11 | 979.76 | 1,263.17 | 75.37 | −17.9 | 10 | 8th | Missed playoffs |
| Career | 2-11 | 980 | 1,263 | 75.37 | 8.0 | 0 playoff trips |
Head-to-head
All rivalries →| Opponent | Games | W-L | Win % | Avg score | Playoffs | Last meeting | Streak | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Abe | 2 | 1-1 | .500 | 84.6–87.0 | — | Loss 76.84–92.48 S1 · Week 12 | L 1 | Rivalry → |
| Connor | 2 | 1-1 | .500 | 88.5–76.5 | — | Win 80.72–41.00 S1 · Toilet Bowl | W 1 | Rivalry → |
 Blake | 2 | 0-2 | .000 | 64.6–99.4 | — | Loss 49.84–99.60 S1 · Week 13 | L 2 | Rivalry → |
 Hunter | 2 | 0-2 | .000 | 48.5–87.3 | — | Loss 96.98–102.10 S1 · Week 10 | L 2 | Rivalry → |
 Mitch | 2 | 0-2 | .000 | 63.3–76.6 | — | Loss 47.96–68.50 S1 · 7th place game | L 2 | Rivalry → |
 Tom | 2 | 0-2 | .000 | 78.9–104.5 | — | Loss 72.22–90.82 S1 · Week 11 | L 2 | Rivalry → |
 Asher | 1 | 1-0 | 1.000 | 77.8–73.5 | — | Win 77.76–73.53 S1 · Week 8 | W 1 | Rivalry → |
| Carl | 1 | 0-1 | .000 | 81.5–123.7 | — | Loss 81.46–123.66 S1 · Week 9 | L 1 | Rivalry → |
 Dan | 1 | 0-1 | .000 | 92.3–113.1 | — | Loss 92.34–113.14 S1 · Week 5 | L 1 | Rivalry → |
All games, including playoffs and the Toilet Bowl.
Highs & lows
- Best score
- 96.98 96.98–102.10 vs Hunter · S1 · Week 10
- Worst score
- 0.00 0.00–72.54 vs Hunter · S1 · Week 1
- Biggest win
- +39.72 80.72–41.00 vs Connor · S1 · Toilet Bowl
- Worst loss
- −72.54 0.00–72.54 vs Hunter · S1 · Week 1
- Most points in a loss
- 96.98 96.98–102.10 vs Hunter · S1 · Week 10
- Fewest points in a win
- 77.76 77.76–73.53 vs Asher · S1 · Week 8
- Longest winning streak
- 1 S1 · Week 3 to S1 · Week 3
- Longest losing streak
- 5 S1 · Week 9 to S1 · Week 13
By the numbers
| W-L | Win % | PPG | Opp PPG | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Regular season | 2-11 | .154 | 75.37 | 97.17 |
| Toilet Bowl | 1-1 | .500 | 64.34 | 54.75 |
| All games | 3-12 | .200 | 73.90 | 91.51 |
- All-play record
- 33-84 .282 against the whole league, every week
- Luck
- −1.7 wins vs. 3.7 expected from all-play
- Top-3 weeks
- 0 2 weeks with the league’s lowest score
- Average finish
- 8.0 best 8th, worst 8th
Game log
| Season | Game | Opponent | Res | Score | Margin |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S1 | 7th place game | Mitch | Loss | 47.96 –68.50 | −20.54 |
| S1 | Toilet Bowl | Connor | Win | 80.72 –41.00 | +39.72 |
| S1 | Wk 13 | Blake | Loss | 49.84 –99.60 | −49.76 |
| S1 | Wk 12 | Abe | Loss | 76.84 –92.48 | −15.64 |
| S1 | Wk 11 | Tom | Loss | 72.22 –90.82 | −18.60 |
| S1 | Wk 10 | Hunter | Loss | 96.98 –102.10 | −5.12 |
| S1 | Wk 9 | Carl | Loss | 81.46 –123.66 | −42.20 |
| S1 | Wk 8 | Asher | Win | 77.76 –73.53 | +4.23 |
| S1 | Wk 7 | Mitch | Loss | 78.62 –84.60 | −5.98 |
| S1 | Wk 6 | Connor | Loss | 96.24 –111.96 | −15.72 |
| S1 | Wk 5 | Dan | Loss | 92.34 –113.14 | −20.80 |
| S1 | Wk 4 | Blake | Loss | 79.42 –99.14 | −19.72 |
| S1 | Wk 3 | Abe | Win | 92.42 –81.44 | +10.98 |
| S1 | Wk 2 | Tom | Loss | 85.62 –118.16 | −32.54 |
| S1 | Wk 1 | Hunter | Loss | 0.00 –72.54 | −72.54 |
Draft
All drafts →First-round picks
- S1 RB DeMarco Murray #7
Best draft picks
Most points as a starter for Will in the season he was drafted.
- S1 QB Russell Wilson R10 217.6
- S1 RB DeMarco Murray R1 165.1
- S1 K Stephen Gostkowski R5 150.0
- S1 DEF Arizona Cardinals R6 138.0
- S1 WR Julian Edelman R8 110.0
- S1 TE Julius Thomas R4 92.5
Team names
- S1 Gay Witch Abortion