*** BREAKING NEWS *** HUNTER IS NOW THE WINNINGEST OWNER IN #POTISDEFEATED HISTORY *** ABE IN SHAMBLES AT 0-6 *** THIS IS NOT A DRILL ***

📜 AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT 📜

Gentlemen (and Courtney),

It is with a mixture of pride, humility, and only moderate amounts of PAIN that I write to you today from the depths of an 0-6 hole in Season 12.

After 11 seasons of ruling this league with an iron fist and a championship pedigree, the numbers have spoken, and I must acknowledge a truth I never thought I'd utter:

* HUNTER IS NOW THE WINNINGEST OWNER *

👑 THE NEW KING: HUNTER 👑

Let's be clear about what Hunter has accomplished:

91-59 RECORD (60.7%) - Highest win % of anyone who's played more than 3 seasons
16,458.16 total points - Only 206 points behind my all-time scoring record
2 CHAMPIONSHIPS - Won with surgical efficiency
Best: 1st | Worst: 6th - THE MOST CONSISTENT PERFORMER THIS LEAGUE HAS EVER SEEN

For 11 seasons, Hunter has been consistent.

Congratulations, Hunter. For now.

🎖️ BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT THE FULL PICTURE 🎖️

⭐ ABE STILL HAS THE MOST TOTAL POINTS ALL-TIME ⭐

While I graciously cede the win percentage throne, allow me to present some facts that may or may not be completely cherry-picked to make myself feel better:

🔥 ALL-TIME LEADERBOARDS 🔥

MOST TOTAL POINTS:
1. ABE: 16,664.36 👑
2. Hunter: 16,458.16
3. Dan: 16,441.20

HIGHEST POINTS PER GAME:
1. ABE: 111.84 PPG 👑
2. Matt: 110.03 PPG
3. Hunter: 109.72 PPG

MOST CHAMPIONSHIPS:
1. ABE: 3 🏆🏆🏆 ("tied")
1. TOM: 3 🏆🏆🏆 (tied)
3. Hunter: 2 🏆🏆

So yes, Hunter has a better record. But I score more points per game, have scored more total points than anyone in league history, and I've won this whole damn thing THREE TIMES.

📊 YOUR COMPLETE ALL-TIME RECORDS 📊

For transparency and because I believe in democratic access to information (even when it's unflattering to me), here are the complete career records:

Rank	Owner	Record	Win %	Total Points	PPG	Championships
1	HUNTER	91-59	60.7%	16,458	109.72	2 🏆
2	Matt	73-49	59.8%	13,424	110.03	1 🏆
3	ABE	87-62	58.4%	16,664	111.84	3 🏆
4	Dan	86-69	55.5%	16,441	106.07	0 💀
5	Courtney	59-53	52.7%	12,131	108.31	1 🏆
6	Tom	77-75	50.7%	16,106	105.96	3 🏆
7	Blake	69-84	45.1%	15,620	102.09	1 🏆
8	Asher	51-103	33.1%	14,730	95.65	0
9	Dominic	23-55	29.5%	6,843	87.73	0

🔥 NOTABLE OBSERVATIONS 🔥

MATT (59.8%) - Quietly the #2 player in league history. At least there's something his daughter can be proud of.

DAN (86-69, 0 titles) - The most accomplished player to NEVER win a championship. 86 wins, 8 playoff appearances, 3 championship game appearances, 0 rings. 💔

TOM (50.7%, 3 titles) - Perfectly balanced. Has made playoffs 6 times and won the championship 3 times. That's a 50% TITLE CONVERSION RATE. He's Joe Flacco.

COURTNEY (52.7%) - Only 8 seasons but already has a ring and 4th best PPG. Currently 5-1 and leading the league. Watch out.

ASHER (33.1%) - 51-103 across 11 seasons. Loses 2 out of every 3 games. But shows up every single year. That's ride-or-die loyalty. 🫡

😤 ABOUT MY CURRENT... SITUATION 😤

🚨 0-6 🚨 LAST PLACE 🚨 OUTSCORED 734-611 🚨 HUNTER DROPPED 208.78 ON ME 🚨

Yes, I'm 0-6. Yes, I'm in last place. Yes, it hurts. But let me remind you of something:

⚡ SEASON 6 ⚡

Started 1-4
Bottom of the standings
People wrote me off
WON THE WHOLE DAMN THING 🏆

So to everyone currently celebrating my demise: I've been counted out before, and I've got the ring to prove what happened next.

📢 THE POINT OF ALL THIS 📢

Transparency: You all deserve to know where you stand historically.
Respect: Hunter has earned recognition as the winningest owner.
Motivation: I'm 0-6, which means I have nothing to lose and everything to prove.
Fun: We've been doing this for 12 seasons because it's fun.

🏆 LONG LIVE #POTISDEFEATED 🏆

To Hunter: Enjoy the throne while you can.

To everyone else: The only record that truly matters is CHAMPIONSHIPS.

To my current team: We're 0-6, but we're not dead yet. LET'S SHOCK THE WORLD. ⚡

To the league: See you gentlemen on Sunday. 🏈

Your Benevolent (Former) Winningest Owner,

ABE

3x Champion | All-Time Scoring Leader
Currently 0-6 But We Don't Talk About That

P.S. - Dan, you've played 155 games with an above .500 record and 8 playoff appearances. You're due. This might be your year.

P.P.S. - Asher, keep fighting the good fight. Maybe Season 12 is your year?

⭐⭐⭐ STATS COMPILED THROUGH WEEK 6, SEASON 12 ⭐⭐⭐